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249126  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 dobbiesdoogs: there were just a lot more people to kill
 Quackzy: @Mr. Butt or (hopefully) that our detective work and forensic science improved
 Mr. Butt: @funny in the wall Agreed. All this proves is that serial killers got sloppy in the 80s.
 funny in the wall: *documented
 Cami: @mwoody Keep being awesome.
 mwoody: The real victim here is the scale on the x axis.
Image 198197   08-18-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
629
 
 Mr Shifty: Rad for the Peace Rose.
Image 198196   08-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
193
 
 Shay: @apoxia Correction: It's a German Full Breakfast, also known as Bauernfruhsuck
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall and neither bullets nor freedom.
 funny in the wall: I dunno, I don't see any syrup or frosting @apoxia
 apoxia: How Americans do scrambled eggs.
 savvoy: Dammit, now I'm not hungry
Image 198195   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
234
 
 Mr Bleak: Yuck! This donut tastes like ... oh, right. Yes, that would explain it.
 savvoy: Choking hazard
Image 198194   08-18-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
94
 
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Image 198193   08-18-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
235
 
 Mr Shifty: @Ulillillia Or 60?
 Ulillillia: @Mr Shifty Yes it does, your heart rate happens to be 12
 Mr Shifty: Doesn't tell me what my heart rate is, so, no thanks.
 Felicity: Missed corporate synergy opportunity: Swatchimals
 Sandor: Just one? You're only cool if you wear 3, minimum.
Image 198192   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
512
 
 tib gubb: blorp
 piranharama: Slippry Seel
Image 198191   08-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
448
 
 Teechur: @Felicity It's like the difference between watching a sports event live from way far away from the action, or watching it on TV, with close-up shots, at home in comfort, without lines for the restroom and high prices for food.
 Felicity: @Teechur I was talking about this with my mom who is a dedicated amateur photographer and she said that the eclipse can also damage cameras. On balance I think Ill skip the whole thing and let other people who are more competent film it. I may go outside, keep my head down, and film what it looks like at ground-level when its the dark in the middle of the day
 Teechur: @Felicity I would imagine your doctor is concerned about the old-style viewfinders. The other concern is that if you're not careful and open your eyes before the phone is blocking the sun, you'll look directly at the sun inadvertently. I think that common sense is not so common anymore.
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie It's just a monocular. Step 1: get a box. Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. Step 3: Stick your monocular in the hole. I can turn the body of the monocular to focus the image, too.
 Felicity: My eye doctor sent out an e-mail with advice for watching the eclipse. He doesnt want any of his patients to damage their eyes. I understood everything up until he said not to put on the protective sunglasses and then look at the eclipse on a camera, as the concentrated light could damage the eye. I can only assume hes thinking of an old-style camera with a viewfinder, not a modern digital camera where I would be looking at the screen while also wearing the protective sunglasses
 grizzly: I'm just gonna stare at the sun like I usually do.
 jazzjunkie: Nice. Is that some sort of viewfinder poking out the front? I've got 1:40 of totality where I live, but haven't got a proper contraption rigged together yet...
 jonz: Step 1: throw away 2500 sheets of A3 paper.
 Teechur: We're not even in the 100% path and all the glasses were sold out around here, so I threw this together for my son to take to school on Monday.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want the one they have at the smithsonian.
 Scoo: I think I'll stick to my eclipse glasses, but I could see this as an excellent tool for education and/or photography!
 savvoy: arm's gonna get tired holding that for the whole eclipse
Image 198190   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
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 Ulillillia: 84 degrees in Minneapolis today
Image 198189   08-18-17   Uploaded by    jem
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 tib gubb: "this my beach you warm-blooded freaks"
 Jeffrat: 1,000,000 B.C.
 sparename: "Turtle Whacks" - 'cos "Giant Tortoise-Like Creature Attacks" doesn't make sense
 funny in the wall: This movie is awesome. I
 Prostata: When Mitch McConnell attacks!
 savvoy: "It's okay, tortoises are herbivores." "They are extremely territorial & aggressive! Walk away quickly!"
Image 198188   08-18-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
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