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254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

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2. Side Boob
3. Mad Collager
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5. Not A Bot
6. DrNinjaman
7. dangerkeith3000
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. Mr. Shine



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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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redpeepee uploaded 253998 (926 points)
deadwombat uploaded 254032 (891 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (870 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 254162 (806 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)


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 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1855 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
13. gulpeg: 1656 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
15. dirtstick: 1609 points
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Score:
378
 
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs They all get returned safely, then as a reward they get to go live on a farm where we can't visit them?
 Niels Bohr: Bet it smells great in there.
 dobbiesdoogs: you should not be smiling, considering what happens to dogs and mice that we send to space
 GoodSir: Needs a Ric Flair mascot suit
 Donut: Now hermetically sealed to ENSURE costumer exhaustion and claustrophobia.
Image 198140   08-18-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
283
 
 Flarmie: Time to buy a new ceiling!
 DarkTeddy: Just a mondaine, regular day.
Image 198139   08-18-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
425
 
 Air Biscuit: "If you would let me bark at the other dogs, they wouldent sneak in here and do this"
 Donut: Oh, I should probably tell you now. I'm a vegan.
 Rev80: "It just went crazy and shook a leaf at me. I swear... It was self-defense!"
Image 198138   08-18-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
271
 
 Rev80: I would rather have a primer on Dinosaur gross anatomy. That way I figure out the best way to eat them..
Image 198137   08-18-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
369
 
 Dick Inspector: Good. He can start in the White House.
Image 198136   08-18-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
408
 
 Mr. Shine: @Shay Well, maybe if you washed it occasionally .. .
 Stom Premben: CARBON ROD! CARBON ROD!
 Teechur: Rocket through the heart, and you're to blame...
 Rev80: Umm.. Sir.. That is not a manual milker.. And.. Um.. Sir ... You are not lactating..
 Warrax: Srsly tho?
 grizzly: General McDivitt.
 Shay: I went to space and all I got was a stinking dildo.
Image 198135   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 198134 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by psyops. You have brought shame on us, psyops.
Score:
336
 
 Yam: BEAT EM UP!
 effzeeceekay: Thats one of those video game genres, like shmup, right?
 Rev80: BMUP's sickest tag ever..
 funny in the wall: it's from that hansen song
 Ihminen: Damn I actually read it first as if it just said bump...
 Shay: Not seen: PET, so meaning watch out for a BMUPPET...I think that means Bert.
 Borkf: dnWB
 DrinkMixMan: Bmup sctty
 Warrax: Waht's the porblem?
Image 198133   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
244
 
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen old skyline i think. I could be wrong.
 King Polly: @Felicity *I should say did rather than would
 sodamachine: @Ihminen Why would they give it a name where three of the six letters are unpronounceable in their alphabet?
 Ihminen: Is that a nissan silvia S badge i see on the front?
 Ihminen: What on earth is that car? it's very nice
 Shay: West Side Highway looking retro tonight.
Image 198132   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
243
 
 Dank Means: New Order
 Rev80: Magritte just wanted to get rid of his surplus primary paint colors..
 Spazstatic: Unsure if Google acquired Apple, or Apple acquired Google.
 Ihminen: lemon, blue and strawberry flavored apples, artficially flavored
 Mr. Shine: *stage whisper* The blue one's poison!
 Unbathed: Gift set for primary schoolteacher
Image 198131   08-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
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