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272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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 tib gubb: i guess kermit didn't get the memo
 Not A Bot: better to be good at not working or working not good computers or good working not computers
 Rev80: I sure hope they follow the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign to the letter..
 Borkf: Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bracelet made from human hair.
 sparename: Is the shop called "Happy Endings", perchance?
 Sadbot: Now that's some customer service!
Image 198129   08-18-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
 Nopetology: Damn! And at least three of these aren't even Confederates..
 Rev80: Statues can be real dicks at times..
 Dreforian: The next Doctor's greatest challenge yet...
Image 198128   08-18-17   Uploaded by    titular role
 Cami: I voted rad for no other reason than I had to show I could. Also: I used to make switcherinos like that for tobacco cigarettes when I was a kid.
 Greifer: This gonna fak you up bra!
 Rev80: You can keep your space weed, kief, and oil.. Just gimme a QP of Mexican compressed shwag and I am happy
 XLY: really makes me wish weed was legal here already
 WaffleIron: ...
Image 198127   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
 piranharama: I don't get it. How else do you walk your tuna?
 savvoy: My dog likes to eat seaweed, too
 Not A Bot: Dude you need to bring your parents to the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance, quick!
 Rev80: Sir.. Your dog is not an otter.. Sir... SIIIR!
 Sadbot: Because you @Borkf, are a good person, willing to depress a button for the good of all. Surprisingly rare.
 Borkf: @Sadbot I use one of them, but I know how to press the dang button and stop the little jerk from being a jerk near other people.
 Sadbot: Those retractable leashes are real great for letting your ill-behaved dog run up on mine so you can shoot me a dirty look because my dog showed chompers to a perceived threat. That, and not noticing you're drowning a dog.
 WaffleIron: Yes, FFS.
Image 198126   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 Teechur: That's how I watch the news most nights. Then I wake up at 2am and have a "fake awake" for an hour or so before I can go to bed.
 Rev80: That's the best dressed hobo I have ever seen
 Warrax: He died as he lived... napping.
 sparename: "I tend to look at life like this.."
Image 198125   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Borp Mento: @Mr. Shine Keep the bottom dirty and the top shiny
 Shay: I say, this bloody Chocobo is weird.
 Hosebag: Does this qualify for an HOV sticker?
 FabricMan: *honks bicycle horn*
 Rev80: I asked for a tall chick with long legs for my birthday.. My parents are such smart-asses.
 Mr. Shine: Ride to live, live to ride.
Image 198124   08-18-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 tib gubb: he's been following them around and doing this all day... does it qualify as harassment?
 Rev80: I would be more impressed if they were holding sparklers
 Niels Bohr: Leg swap
 Sadbot: Like, I get that you're a pair of pasty patriots, and I'm okay with that, but I just don't want you shoving it down my throat
 MylesX: Has the Flag family ever even been outside before? Doesn't really look like it.
 WaffleIron: Tremendous lake!
Image 198123   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 Bu7Z: What a strange bong
Image 198122   08-18-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 Air Biscuit: The body cam and dashboard cam footage was mysteriously misfiled.
 snipdawg: Donuts delivered so fast you'll freak!
Image 198121   08-18-17   Uploaded by    alex
Image 198120 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. We'll pray for you, seahawks.
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