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268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

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10. Shay



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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (775 points)
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Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
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 6. Shay: 1583 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1486 points
10. Cyka: 1482 points
11. frenk: 1474 points
12. wordjones: 1425 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
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 Dreforian: Just take the third exit and stay left for most of the off ramp ...
 Scoo: This Auryn is making my eyes hurt
 Borkf: This is not my fabulous pretzel.
Image 198065   08-18-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
305
 
 El Barto: "Why are you so upset? You said to call the weed guy!" "No! I said call THAT weed guy."
Image 198064   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
381
 
 savvoy: If my so-called congressman Bridenstein becomes head of NASA, I will be sending letters like this to his attention weekly.
 Donut: Well, I'm glad they took the application seriously.
 Mr Shifty: Summarises exactly why Trump became the last President of the United States.
 Borkf: Malkovich Malkovich.
 hajjpodge: NASA scoffs but I'm commenting from my moon habitat with my Mentos and Coke powered rocket ship outside, losers.
 Christina: Them snob nerds look down on a good idea as is.
 a robot: I'll take "things that definitely, totally happened in real life" for 500, Alex.
 Hungy Dingus: The letter might be a fake, but it is funny as hell regardless.
Image 198063   08-18-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
401
 
 Frank herbert: Wot no corn?
 Spazstatic: Yellow user's shopping basket
 Flarmie: Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you. And everything you do.
 kornisjon: Someone has really specific preferences.
 SlapDaddy72: brought to you by the color pee
 Bitcoin Burglar: Batampte!
 Christina: Green Lantern powers are ineffective.
Image 198062   08-18-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
225
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things...
 DangitBobby: Better idea than any time out corner i have even seen
 SlapDaddy72: no, I said go to YOUR happy place
 sunset blues: Poor red-headed stepchild.
Image 198061   08-18-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
617
 
 kornisjon: That dog really needs a hug from me.
 tib gubb: still a good dog
 Starry Lemon: Urp.
 teletub: Beethoven
Image 198060   08-18-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
649
 
 savvoy: I am about to squirt blood on you... from my EYES
 horny horn: Wicked chuckle.
Image 198059   08-18-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
512
 
 SlapDaddy72: fire marketing immediately!
 fanny: *s
 Otterman: Accurate.
 WTF: That's one hell of a manginia.
Image 198058   08-18-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
164
 
 tib gubb: not him again
 Cami: @El Barto I hope things are going better for you now.
 tib gubb: someone was having a good time
 El Barto: @Cami At the end of a not very good day those 2 sentences have turned things around. That is absurd and I love it and thank you.
 El Barto: STEP ON IT!
 Cami: I worked in a warehouse where the graveyard guy sometimes drove our forklift to a nearby McDonalds drive through. I expected this to happen but it never did.
Image 198057   08-18-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
517
 
 tib gubb: arboreal manor
Image 198056   08-18-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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