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244138  WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?

242239  Mr Bleak: "If you go down to the shops today ... "

244133  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.

244139  barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically

244142  sparename: REPTAR!!

244145  sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday

242244  Mr Bleak: I'm going to tell you a tale about a cat, a mouse, and a bird. The other two are in your shoes.

242246  Mr Bleak: I only wanted a drink

244137  a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.

242248  Mr Bleak: Hitch a lift game on Poirot?

244104  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244138  lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.

244139  lecj07: Just shave it all.

244137  sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover

244139  Yam: It's a melanoma farm

243856  SpaceCow: "I have to go now, the mole people need me."

244138  Dr Awkward: "Discreet? No no, I said discrete"

244139  Not A Bot: Bathing suit competition known to be underwhelming.

244110  Zaxxoff: Institutionalized, my ass.

242258  Mr Bleak: "The Fly" reboot looking low budget.

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Score:
526
 
 dangerous dave: @Theimposter I actually never did.
 Theimposter: I never worked again
 annterland: Was worth the wait
 Science: Went back to sleep
 apoxia: Trump family in jail
 Mexico: @a robot You can ultimately escape.
 a robot: @Mexico My ultimate dream
 DrinkMixMan: It's the 90s again
 LKoroton: Finished Winds of Winter
 dangerous dave: I won't marry you.
 Butcherboy: @tib gubb that is exactly what i did today! it was banana cream pie btw
 Warrax: I figuratively can't even.
 Teechur: All debts are forgiven.
 trelyate: you're not the father!
 Rev80: Wake up still married
 Mexico: Quit retail, not returning.
 SunWukong: Rescued by The Culture.
 Air Biscuit: Left work, won lottery.
 Spazstatic: It's not a tumah!
 wolfpk: Death to all assholes
 piranharama: Got a huge wang
 Donut: I babysit the puppy
 DangitBobby: @Side Boob didn't see your name. Pictured a happy woman exitedly hopping around waving a large check.
 Himesama: I made chocolate cookies.
 DangitBobby: Martin Shkreli imprisoned permanently.
 ignatz: I love you mom
 FabricMan: She said yes, bro!
 toaster: Bang-shang-a-lang.
 Side Boob: Powerball winner side boob
 SharkysMachine: Too long, didn't read
 Wet farts: I win the lottery
 Mr. Shine: No more protest violence
 fanny: I am not Trump
 WaffleIron: Leaving New Jersey soon.
 SpaceCow: I pet that dog.
 Amy Housewine: I have some pizza.
 hajjpodge: Major parties are disbanded
 ChubbyBuddy: prez resigns in disgrace
 VoR: Four for fore quad
 fakeusername: smoke weed every day
 Scoo: Friendly Spaceship All Day
 Sadbot: scotch in outer space
 Ulillillia: Voted this is rad.
 tib gubb: woke up had pie
Image 197912   08-17-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
735
 
 Spazstatic: Picture the the happiest cat you can using only for segments.
 flushpuppy: @Scoo That's rust - cat's radiator must need a flush.
 funny in the wall: your fluff snake is leaking
 Scoo: I think your cat is leaking
 karmakat: cat on a grill? MAYBE he is trying to work on his knots.
 tib gubb: that snake is really fluffy
 violentwrath: FLOOFY FLOOFER, or something along those lines.
Image 197911   08-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
155
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 197910   08-17-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
298
 
 DangitBobby: @Air Biscuit "What's the DC for successfully flipping this table?!"
 Air Biscuit: @DangitBobby "stop trying to look behind my tiny paper divider "
 DangitBobby: Instructions unclear; Larped the fuck out of the Dungeon Master.
 fakeusername: rude! and terrible Latin!
Image 197909   08-17-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
121
 
 Hosebag: He's thinking about those beans.
 karmakat: MOVE! HE IS GOING TO THROW UP!!!
Image 197908   08-17-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
197
 
 SharkysMachine: My heart skipped a beat
 2Berries: Recycled air is the first song my daughter sang along with, so in my heart it stays
 Scoo: So I just discovered that Give Up has a special anniversary release with a bunch of bonus tracks. I've been listening to "Turn Around" almost obsessively lately.
 Sadbot: Oh, the 00s
Image 197907   08-17-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
420
 
 thebiglutovsky: Welcome to Heck? DOPE!
 thebiglutovsky: Welcome to Heck? DOPE!
 a robot: "We object to the term 'urine-soaked hellhole' when you could have said 'peepee-soaked heckhole.'"
 Felicity: @Not A Bot Figure? Signature?
 Not A Bot: Computer-composited image. Look at the figure above the signature, and the one to the left and down a little bit. Same.
 2Berries: That sign is hecka-dope.
 Mr. Shine: Darn it! Watch your frick-fracking language!
 Scoo: I particularly enjoy the swapped/inverted W and M
 karmakat: and people went 'we fucked.'
 thebiglutovsky: Welcome to Heck? DOPE!
 Minnesotan: dang!
 WaffleIron: Dope.
Image 197906   08-17-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
260
 
 BavidDowie: How similar is a swaddle to a toga?
 Cami: TOGAAAHHH!
 petepuma: That's a typo
 Wet farts: @Mr. Shine no you brought the right thing just to the wrong party is all.
 Amy Housewine: Welcome to heck.
 Mr. Shine: "I brought the wrong thing."
 karmakat: interesting way to get people to church...
Image 197905   08-17-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
191
 
 Rev80: This building meets all standards in accommodating wage slavery
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb thats waysub of you.
 Uncle Phil: There's not room enough for the both of us in this strip mall. (Theme from The Good, The Bad, The Ugly plays)
 SpaceCow: @tib gubb Tech Lobster, the almost hit of the B-51s.
 Mr. Shine: WaySub, Fresh Eat!
 Jonananathan: Welcome to ... ANT MALL
 tib gubb: does that say tech lobster? because i would shop at tech lobster.
Image 197904   08-17-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
299
 
 Rev80: He "chalked" the rake with WD-40
 Felicity: I once had a ball positioned near the hole and I knew if I tried to hit the cue ball with the pointy end of the cue there was a 50% chance Id hit the cue-ball off-centre and miss, so I turned the cue around and was about to hit the cue-ball with the blunt end of the cue. But my friend said I wasnt allowed to do that. :-(
 ignatz: @Robespierre Nah, I got it beat: went for a lunchtime game at a grim local pub, old fella swaying next to the table says I have to beat him before I can play with my friend. Ok, rack em up, he wants to break, but while trying to focus on the break he vomits six pints of heavy right onto the table and falls on the floor. Barmaid saunters over, says 'no problem lads' and cool as a cucumber proceeds to squeegee-broom the sick down the middle pocket with a practiced flourish, and then poured the old fella another!
 RainbowTornado: The struggle is real
 elahabdh: Worst. Pool. Table. EVER.
 karmakat: WHO SAID racks can't be used as queues?
 ignatz: Rake 'em up..
Image 197903   08-17-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
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