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273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 Rembo Prundus: Then I used a hyphen as an em-dash, and my parents made me get this Vulcan haircut
 Sadbot: The lesson learned is don't narc on yourself
 Shay: Well tickle me ink.
 Spazstatic: Seems fair.
Image 197737   08-16-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 Phillee: entering bork-drive... or something
 tib gubb: gotta go fast
 Butcherboy: Whipit whipit good
 Spazstatic: No, I think it might be a bot. The proportions are a bit off.
Image 197736   08-16-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Hosebag: @Sage I did not know that! Thanks.
 Sage: @Hosebag Same actress.
 Hosebag: @Sage Marta, from Star Trek. An Orion slave girl.
 Butcherboy: I like my beer like Kirk likes his women. Green and a little skunky
 Shay: Green Giant's wife is green AF.
 seahawks: Help me, Kirk. Help me. AhahahAHAHAHAHA!
 Sage: Is this Bat-Girl from the Adam West Batman show?
 Knice: Please don't Kirk-shame.
Image 197735   08-16-17   Uploaded by    teletub
 Mr. Shine: Programs!! Get yer prograaaaams!!
Image 197734   08-16-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 Mr. Shine: Fane Erg.
 BavidDowie: Supergreen! *channeling Ruby Rhod*
 turtled: Maybe it's because it has both chlorophyll AND retsyn.
 Knice: Yeah, it's pretty green, I guess.
Image 197733   08-16-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 Mr. Shine: Iron Palm is my favorite striking style. I can break a 1-inch board without too much trouble.
 El hefe: Improper hand placement for CPR
 Spazstatic: Slapped him so hard his appendages flew off
 Butcherboy: Pink belly level 900
Image 197732   08-16-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Image 197731 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

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 Science: You didn't order the "Metallic Pea?"
 Side Boob: @Phillee Watch "National Lampoon's Vacation"
 Phillee: @SharkysMachine thanks, now what is that supposed to mean?
 copunter: he kept up for as long as
 SharkysMachine: My ant spies have returned, it says "Wallyworld or bust"
 Rent A Dog: OK, where's that ant?
 Side Boob: 2018 Wagon Queen Family Truckster
 Capital: VALLTWDRL 02 UST?
 Butcherboy: you think you hate it now, wait til you drive it
Image 197730   08-16-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 mrdiron: TMYK
 IM AN ASSHOLE: I heard rumours to that effect.
 Queen K: And God laughed
 Ulillillia: :)
Image 197729   08-16-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Phillee: what kind of coward doesn't paint the eyelids and lips?
 Flarmie: "Large Tube, Non Toxic". Man...I wish.
 Warrax: We're a culture, not a costume dammit!
 BavidDowie: LSU sucks
 WTF: Purple face is never OK.
 Spazstatic: For the temporary ability to edit comments, post links, report/flag users, etc.
 Cami: Hey, Piet! Badvote from me.
Image 197728   08-16-17   Uploaded by    afroking
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