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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
355
 
 Side Boob: Smooth move, Grace
 Radstarboom: Cute mustache.
 Shay: Your plate just puked.
 Rev80: It's all good people.. that was just her drool..
 FabricMan: Someone needs to be in a high chair
 BavidDowie: must be duck sauce
Image 197369   08-14-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
195
 
 cannabis: The yellow base molding is concerning
 cenecia: Wow they really went with the Blair Witch crossover?
 Teechur: It's just sour grapes.
 Rev80: She's threw a fit because she hates offset printing
 a robot: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Image 197368   08-14-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
349
 
 kensin: you get em @Radstarboom
 funny in the wall: A triene like that would have all 180 angles.
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom Get it? cause' P-type semiconductors use three valence material doping to create an acceptor. Get it? P-TYPE MATERIAL?!?!? PEE!
 Radstarboom: Make like a tri-valence electron and get in a toilet.
 Niels Bohr: He dead, barium.
 jochenau: Proton: I'm positive!
 antipatterns: This is why I hate STEM "humor"
 bug: So, you're dad's a chemist, huh?
 Ulillillia: Bazinga *cue laugh track*
 Greifer: Elaborated
 a robot: wut
Image 197367   08-14-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
378
 
 sparename: Sartorial Pissings
 Skinr: @Radstarboom Gotta get away, get awaaaaaaaaaay
 Radstarboom: Ride the tiger! You can see his stripes but you know he's clean!
 romangreek: ASSSSCAT 3000
 Not A Bot: Hey babe want to swallow a UNICORN next?
 Rev80: The package said it was a kitty printed on those leggings..
 RiderFan: Ladies: This is what you look like when you wear leggings.
 Mr. Shine: Listen to that roar!
 dobbiesdoogs: brown eye of the tiger
Image 197366   08-14-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
442
 
 Skinr: "THAT'S MY DICE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
 Rev80: Paladium Games: For those who love taking 4 hours to resolve one turn of combat
Image 197365   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
650
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Indifferent cats in amature porn is great
 sparename: Drawingbombed
 a robot: @Felicity GENIUS!
 dirtstick: Cats know when you want to take a photo of them doing something cute, and they stop doing it. The woman is there so the cat wont realise its the subject of the photo
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo Rhonda sit down you're ruining my twitter cred
 Dr. Bathroom: How to make a porno video. Including the weird cat in the background.
 Rev80: Something tells me that the accompanying Wikipedia article is not for kids.
 Scoo: If you look carefully, the camera is only focused on the cat
 a robot: That cat looks like it's having a pretty good time
 WaffleIron: Let me save you the read; Gotta point those toes if you wanna be sexy, gotta have a cat in a hat if you wanna be internet famous.
Image 197364   08-14-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
221
 
 matos: Jagged Font
 Rev80: Goth night at jazz club
 Scoo: "Smooth Jazz" usually has a shittonne of soprano sax, which is anything but 'smooth'
 a robot: Hey that's smooth
Image 197363   08-14-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
437
 
 tib gubb: that's how they get ya
 Rev80: 14 autonomous cars blew out their onboard computers when reading this sign..
 Dr. Bathroom: Too late for that. Guess I better leave.
 RiderFan: People get a validation ticket that says $5 parking and say "I thought this was already paid for." No, you did not read the ticket. Its not free parking its '$5' parking.
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Image 197362   08-14-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
461
 
 Science: CeeLo Green's new persona.
 cenecia: "I ate Iron Man!"
 sports: Baron Harkonnen's looking scary
 Psymon: An iron body is no substitute for gym days
 ChubbyBuddy: he had the robot heart installed in lieu of triple bypass
 Rev80: Cupid isn't messing around come next Valentine's Day..
 WaffleIron: Dangit Bobby!
Image 197361   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
129
 
 Rev80: Proof that aliens are hitchhiking in the Deep South
 WaffleIron: Welcome to mississippi, home of giant noctunal jellyfish.
Image 197360   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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