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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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5. Teechur
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7. addend
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9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. beyardo: 1584 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
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 Not A Bot: The UN has declared his beard a protected habitat.
Image 197264   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
411
 
 kornisjon: Elephants are lovely. And so are those kind people :)
 SomeCanadian: This is from last winter where there was a record low temperature in India. Women went and knitted sweaters for the elephants :)
 KrazyKat: Biggest yarn bomb ever.
 ASTER: He he, they don't mind.
Image 197263   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
312
 
 LancesLeftNut: Dude, I think some of those chicks are dudes, dude.
 Teechur: The cast of GoT in the off-season.
 Dick Inspector: Who wore it better?
 SomeCanadian: You do you.
Image 197262   08-14-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
159
 
 Fancy Clown: @SpaceCow it's the latter, definitely
 SpaceCow: "Or an I hallucinating from hypothermia again?"
Image 197261   08-14-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
196
 
 Skaalar: Wow, they still have a fan? Unexpected!
 Scoo: Yo dawg
 sparename: Selfie Squared or just Schizoid?
 Borkf: Go fuck yourselfie.
Image 197260   08-14-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
585
 
 Borkf: It's at times like this I'm happy my dog only weighs 10kg.
 jochenau: This is when they learned that glasses of orange juice should be kept in dog-free zones.
 Science: Yep, I know this pain. Every thunderstorm, our 70 pound dog would try to sit on my or my wife's head.
 Sadbot: Herding breeds love to help!
Image 197259   08-14-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
219
 
 skylark: What the hell just happened here?
 uncannie: Classic Geneva 9-point, 10-point, and 24-point, before they switched to the terrible TrueType version
 SomeCanadian: I'm more interested in the unspeakable items.
 tib gubb: is your computer a smartass?
 Scoo: "Eat up Martha"?
Image 197258   08-14-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
433
 
 Annoying Vegan : Only suffering mans use comic sans
 Knice: They are hard to draw.
Image 197257   08-14-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
553
 
 Jabberwikket: Take that, flat-earthers!!!
 sparename: Moses Basket-Case
 tib gubb: ocean's broke
 fakeusername: wow the hollow earth is kinda cramped
 Scoo: @PenguinBartender and Michael Bay
 PenguinBartender: *Sigh.* Someone call Hans Zimmer.
Image 197256   08-14-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
594
 
 nlx27: i chipped my tooth tryin to drink from a faucet too eagerly
 franktank: I loved that movie - it starred Ray Milland.
 Lantry: I'm already a hurtful, self-destructive failure; alcohol just makes it more fun.
 Skaalar: @Knice *rubs chin scar and grimaces*
 Borkf: @DrinkMixMan I'd never considered that, but it's pretty obvious now I think about it.
 DrinkMixMan: Redundant when you consider that Jekyll and Hyde was already an extended metaphor for alcoholism.
 sparename: Dr Jekyll suffers from UDIs - Unidentified Drinking Injuries
 Sadbot: That's why you sit down in the shower when wasted. Or take a bath.
 Science: Sounds like Tod is writing from experience.
 Scoo: "Dad, this is an intervention: we bought you a rubber shower mat, we love you, please use it!"
 Knice: *unthinkingly runs tongue over chipped tooth*
Image 197255   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
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