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268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
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bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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 gutwheat: This little-known trick can save you money on Amazon.
 Borkf: [Cinco altos en espanol]
 addend: [High fives in Spanish]
Image 197229   08-14-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
372
 
 Borkf: When I was in primary school, I had to draw a picture of half a woman's face using the other half as a guide, then make up a story about who she was. My drawing wasn't great, so 8 year old me decided she was a burn victim. I might have a photo of it somewhere if I'm lucky.
 FabricMan: *its*
 FabricMan: This paper is a hate crime because it's morbidity hurt the teacher's feelings
 duckfarts: how about you thank Karry for the history lesson, teacher
 Mr Shifty: 10/10 accuracy
 Bu7Z: Just because it's morbid doesn't mean karry has no right to tell it.
Image 197228   08-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
132
 
 duckfarts: I'd eat it
 Bagels: Just looking at this made me gag a little
 Credible Hulk: my wife is out of town, day 4
 addend: (Purposely misaligns slices when closing sandwich. Takes first bite from middle of bottom edge.)
 Mr Shifty: Pukewich
 Sadbot: Transcendent radical sandwich anarchy
Image 197227   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
330
 
 Borkf: Yo mamma gettin a makeover.
Image 197226   08-14-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
228
 
 a robot: Timely!
 addend: Hey, may I borrow the Assault section until you're done with Sports?
Image 197225   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
176
 
 Mr Shifty: Help us Obi Wan Kenobi
Image 197224   08-14-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
401
 
 Science: Incorrect. There's nothing scarier than a person who is ignorant, no matter the color. We're seeing the results of pure, unbridled ignorance today, and it is scary.
 Quackzy: Yeah, you really don't want to be on the bad side of a sentient Lego minifigure. Yikes! @Wet farts
 Wet farts: Gotta watch out for those educated block men
Image 197223   08-14-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
434
 
 SpaceCow: The ocean has been testing salt water missiles at us for decades without reprisal.
Image 197222   08-14-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
439
 
 Peach Toddler: This is why they hate us @grizzly!
 grizzly: You're a teacher, Gilley!
 Fullhouse: I dont understand all the fields in this form. Is it addressed to Mr. Gilley or Uncle Si?
 djublonskopf: To: Lauren - I will fight you behind the portable after school. From: Uncle Si
 Peach: Pretty shadey, Lauren.
Image 197221   08-14-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
294
 
 brian greene: looney toons
 obboma: Cool FONTS!
 Teechur: K-tel presents SOUNDS!
 DrinkMixMan: I can practically hear them!
Image 197220   08-14-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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