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268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 Amy Housewine: Boid.
 whcvgre78: Autorad for good illustration
Image 197014   08-12-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
536
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot ... but not good for making coffee.
 a robot: Technically correct.
Image 197013   08-12-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
514
 
 Whatever: Trump's motto... he may put a hit out on this kid. Just saying
 hajjpodge: - Capitalism
 WaffleIron: I really hope he's being funny, because if I meet him and he's a dick I'm gonna feed him that bowtie, which is sad because the bowtie has no fault in this.
 Yam: You're welcome, Kevin
Image 197012   08-12-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: @duckfarts JACK THE PLANET!!
 duckfarts: @Air Biscuit *jacking intensifies
 Air Biscuit: *hacking intensifies
Image 197011   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
450
 
 sparename: Where Wall-do?
 WaffleIron: A little high, but whatever.
 bug: An odd part to select from trophy hunting the invisible man.
 drtofu: Golf tournament?
Image 197010   08-12-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
268
 
 Air Biscuit: Strawberry clock is the king of the portal.
 a robot: I thought Strawberry Alarm Clock sang "Time of the Season" but it turns out that was The Zombies. Strawberry Alarm Clock did "Incense and Peppermints," which is still pretty good. As long as you're on drugs.
 apoxia: It's time to plant strawberries if you're in the southern hemisphere.
Image 197009   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
465
 
 Flarmie: That boy turned out alright.
 SharkysMachine: Aw dangit, Bobby
Image 197008   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
1179
 
 piranharama: To answer the question, she let them out.
 Annoying Vegan : @Quackzy Nope, but maybe in my fantasies! XD
 NoRagrets: Took most of the game to get this armor but damn it, it was worth it. Now I murder robot wildlife in style.
 Quackzy: @Annoying Vegan is that actually you?
 Sadbot: Once she levels up as a ranger and puts more points in animal handling, she can tame dire corgis
 Scoo: Someone's ready for Armageddon!
 White Rice: "Hey, did somebody cry 'Havoc' over here?"
 square44: a fierce warrior, unstoppable with her battle corgis at her side
Image 197007   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
752
 
 Not A Bot: I can lose; but I never lose.
Image 197006   08-12-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
474
 
 Quackzy: @Sadbot every place I've ever participated in a sanctioned event at has had signs with things like "no offensive language, clothing, or odors." Usually there's a few who refuse to follow the rules
 Sadbot: I like that this guy got kicked out of the tournament venue for mocking people. It's like people who run Magic tournaments know there is going to be lots of disgusting crack but don't want any attention drawn to it
Image 197005   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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