Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
4. addend
5. blendedtwice
6. Peter Pantsless
7. zrj235
8. Robespierre
9. apoxia
10. Ulillillia



The top ten most commented-on images today:

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

qazwsx uploaded 221152 (871 points)
cybeq uploaded 220796 (821 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 220762 (778 points)
anonimos uploaded 220921 (769 points)
winwolf uploaded 220907 (754 points)
robford uploaded 220874 (745 points)
trucker uploaded 220857 (729 points)
redrex uploaded 220880 (727 points)
Morpen Lungus uploaded 220954 (723 points)
ColdHotCool uploaded 221056 (709 points)
hat thrab uploaded 220996 (707 points)
Lorm Bembo uploaded 220909 (704 points)
apoxia uploaded 221080 (703 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 221048 (701 points)
apoxia uploaded 221061 (698 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 4398 points
 2. apoxia: 2834 points
 3. Robespierre: 2483 points
 4. Side Boob: 2216 points
 5. killme: 1679 points
 6. Brain: 1657 points
 7. logono: 1501 points
 8. robford: 1494 points
 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
13. jonz: 1329 points
14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: ping.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 387
Registered users online in past hour: 1793

Average image score (last 24 hours): 248

Total number of comments: 1194142
Total number of images: 221254



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 100591
XP needed for green ranking: 39377
XP needed for yellow ranking: 8749

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
716
 
 sparename: Round our way, the birds all shave their legs
 ThoughtlessGentleman: oh how did this chickadee get carls legs grafted on. dr weird???
 square44: get crazy, and say goodbye to your brain!
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo!!
Image 197003   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
464
 
 Prostata: run, little pony... RUN! You know what they want to do to you!
 fanny: @grizzly that actually sounds like an amazing way to spend an afternoon!
 duckfarts: the worst thing about anything good is its fanbase
 grizzly: @Sadbot I'll go back tomorrow and take some post worthy photos.
 Sadbot: @grizzly Post more! Let us share the pain
 grizzly: @fanny it made for wonderful beer drinking people watching.
 fanny: @grizzly I radded even before i knew you took this. that's just horrifying, space friend.
 grizzly: I don't care if this gets badded into oblivion. I just want everyone to see what I got to live through today.
 Urn BooUrn: @Scoo She has every reason to be.
 Scoo: That pony looks as horrified as I am
Image 197002   08-12-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
719
 
 Dreforian: FREE THE NIPPLE
 raditzu: sauce?
 Teechur: The Hogwarts Sorting Hat seems to be all out of sorts.
Image 197001   08-12-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: i was expecting porn
 grizzly: Fake
 Scoo: "Mom, your big box of dildos is here!"
Image 197000   08-12-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
194
 
 Air Biscuit: @Derp Herpigan roll for charisma check
 Derp Herpigan: The Internet sent me to make you happy
Image 196999   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
408
 
 hat thrab: @Mexico THIS NEWS IS IMPORTANT.
 El Barto: ...my packed lunch.
 Air Biscuit: The town from cyber 6?
 Quackzy: Horror done well? I can't wait... @Mexico
 Mr. Shine: @Mexico Niiiiiice.
 Mexico: In important news, some of Junji Ito's stories are getting an anime - "Junji Ito Collection" - for the winter 2018 season.
 Mr. Shine: Hell yes. Rad for Uzumaki.
Image 196998   08-12-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
664
 
 Air Biscuit: The glasses help the goat see.
 Scoo: Rad goats, has votes
 Derp Herpigan: Why can't I rad twice?
Image 196997   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
512
 
 Gomi Day: i would hope that the majority of people don't like dog sex. call me a puritan, but...
 RiderFan: I know some jokes on this subject so bad they would get me banned from here.
 sparename: He won't mind if it's in a street where you're not known
 Mr Bleak: If I was you (and I'm glad I'm not) I'd check if the dog liked it as well.
 duckfarts: DOG SEX #1
 Mr. Butt: I live for shit like this.
 WTF: Is you husband a dog in bed?
 Mr. Shine: Figurative or literal? Context is important.
 Scoo: Different strokes for different folks
Image 196996   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
333
 
 Nope: The time travel spell worked, but had an odd side effect, the number 5 no longer existed.
 Scoo: Is Ivanka still president?
 DangitBobby: Good thing you're in the subway. Prolly still too irradiated upstairs.
 Dr. Bathroom: Whoa, this is heavy.
Image 196995   08-12-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
255
 
 Gomi Day: Rad Fink
Image 196994   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Page 1 ... 2423 2424 2425 2426 2427 2428 2429 ... 22125 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.