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257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.



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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 6555 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
 4. Shay: 3163 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
147
 
 Ulillillia: But...but there was already a pun that ended in "beer is here" on the ambulance!
 Nope: @Sadbot It's Lite humor
 Sadbot: I'll give that it's certainly alcohol related, but I'm really skeptical about the "humor" part
Image 196964   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
342
 
 Dreforian: Turns out Link didn't love the "Eye of Truth" tye dye shirt Sheik made for him, but he wore it anyway.
 Annoying Vegan : Do not dead, open inside
 Mr. Shine: Dead
 a robot: Same.
 FabricMan: Bela Lugosi is dead
 WTF: Those dead eyes!
Image 196963   08-12-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
264
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: gilbert gottfried got a gat.
 Air Biscuit: "Did i fire 5 shots or 6? My memory isnt what it used to be punk!
 Father Goose: Ian MacKellen crossed with Pat Robertson, except female
 piranharama: Grams learned her trigger discipline in a much rougher era, young punk!
 Whatever: Grandma gots a gun, her knitting has come undone too much time in the Florida sun, what did her grandkids do? What did they put her through?
 WTF: "But Grandma, I had dinner already." "I said you look hungry, now sit down and EAT!"
 Mr. Shine: Open your eyes, granny!
Image 196962   08-12-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
465
 
 Derp Herpigan: "What's your name?" "Joseph" "Oh, really? I, um, thought..." "Thought my name was Gordon, right? Lots of people do."
Image 196961   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
324
 
 Butcherboy: awww they own goaled didnt they
Image 196960   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
194
 
 mrwiffler: If you get that joke you are an old sci fi nerd.
 mrwiffler: FOSSicking machine.
Image 196959   08-12-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
594
 
 Dreforian: Check this out, boss! The stream! It's filled with bones!
 Nope: "Wanna go eat some mushrooms and see what happens?"
 a robot: Happy doggos are always rad
Image 196958   08-12-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
34
 
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Image 196957   08-12-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
155
 
 piranharama: Convenient!
 FabricMan: "Hey... your sign said you dump bodies..."
Image 196956   08-12-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
271
 
 celtic: I've been known to accept a challenge.
 Dreforian: Empty the box, then reload! Eat those gopher cakes 'till you explode! TILL YOU EXPLOOOODE
 Mr. Shine: Man, I loved Surge. I was attending college at the height of its popularity, we used to dissolve Sweet-Tarts in it.
 UnknownSample: Only for robots.
 UnknownSample: Only for robots.
 Whatever: You could call it poison and someone would want to drink it
 Not A Bot: But where have you hidden the three other simultaneous days?
Image 196955   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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