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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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Score:
128
 
 Mr Bleak: Harry Pothead
 Nope: @funny in the wall Swiss army man is good tho
 tib gubb: @funny in the wall relax, it's fun. just be thankful you're not being forced to watch the movies
 tib gubb: @funny in the wall relax, it's fun. just be thankful you're not being forced to watch the movies
 funny in the wall: i really would like this talentless piece of shit made famous by uninspired dribble to go away please
 trelyate: Hairy Potter
 ChubbyBuddy: royt muggled
 tib gubb: have you ever seen daniel radcliffe... on weed?
Image 196944   08-12-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
443
 
 Nopetology: This is a Sarcastic Fringehead - Neoclinus blanchardi. There's some amazing video on YouTube that shows them fighting.
 Queen K: Taste the rainbow
 Mr. Shine: This Fleshlight is intimidating.
 apoxia: Nature is so beautiful
 Spazstatic: They're making another Predator movie?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i would.
Image 196943   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
182
 
 Kirtov: Caution children and need supervision. Hot 10, under adult.
 Dr. Bathroom: Ugly children, GFY.
 Shay: Roman Polanski's Day Care is still open for business.
Image 196942   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
261
 
 Science: badlifedecisions.jpg
 Shay: If I'm not mistaken, last time I saw someone with those star face tattoos, they were serving hard time.
 Air Biscuit: "I really like that one song moby wrote"
 Mr. Shine: IIRC, This is the girl who tried to sue the tattoo artist after her high wore off and her dad cut her off for being such an idiot, claiming she never agreed to this. She lost the suit after the tattooist showed proof of consent.
 Spazstatic: My god, it's full of stars
 a robot: Timely!
 WaffleIron: Ya know I just don't care. People can get whatever tattoos they want.
Image 196941   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
253
 
 Air Biscuit: Pads crave electrolytes.
 apoxia: Hmmmm. Brave art would have used a red drink.
 Felicity: It has / Red Bull gives you: wings
 Not A Bot: shoulda brought a blond.
Image 196940   08-12-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
317
 
 Religion X: @Queen K its a joke
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine nope, 75 gallon bag.
 Queen K: But can you build a house out of them?
 Mr. Shine: Did these come in a 75-gallon box?
 Felicity: They could be Easter Island heads
 Warrax: This idea did not come from a person with a penis.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: if I'd have known it was gonna be that kinda party.........
 grizzly: Nice dicks.
 fanny: Finger Dickin' Good
 Sandor: ...and that's the last we ever saw of Edward Penishands.
Image 196939   08-12-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
528
 
 Nope: Step into my fleshhouse!
 Kirtov: The "pre-cooked" is what really sells it.
 Warrax: It's just all dog pics on the spaceship today.
 Shay: @apoxia Because they're..ummm...people.
 apoxia: What is wrong with people?
 Shay: I think I found the perfect birthday gift for my vegan friend.
 White Rice: Pretty good, but not as good as epic meal times meat-house (though the name is pretty great)
Image 196938   08-12-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
438
 
 apoxia: @a robot My brother just flew from New Zealand to the US to see the eclipse! It better frickin' not be cloudy!
 a robot: @fanny Going to Casper, Wyoming! It's about a four hour drive from where I live, and a full viewing spot (as long as it's not cloudy! Oh god FINGERS CROSSED!)
 fanny: @a robot that sounds fun. are you going someplace where you can see it completely?
 Amy Housewine: Memory Of Distant Shores.
 a robot: @fanny It's definitely good to disengage once in a while and take a break. Next week I'm going camping to see the eclipse and I think a lack of connectivity for a couple days will be a nice break
 fanny: i've been quiet for the last few days because i've been away... enjoying Lake Ontario and the lack of internet, looking across waving to @SomeCanadian :) it's been super peaceful, hopefully you've all received some of the good thoughts i've been sending to my space friends :)
Image 196937   08-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
760
 
 Mr. Shine: This actually fits really well. I just don't get that place.
 Dr Awkward: @Jeffrat I just watched that movie for the first time this past week, inspired by a post here
 Jeffrat: They live!
Image 196936   08-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
242
 
 WaffleIron: NOW JOUST! JOUST FOR MY PLEASURE!
 Warrax: Ah, yes. This is that "docking" thing I've heard so much about.
 Felicity: Boop
 grizzly: Banana for scale.
 Shay: A phallic impasse.
 Dr Awkward: Who wore the penis euphemism better?
 Prostata: forbidden love
Image 196935   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
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