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244474tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk
244408PenguinBartender:@lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.
244462VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.
244469funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?
244419jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.
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Donut: "Where is your other paw, Michael?" Mr. Shine:@Scoo It always sounds better than it is. Scoo: I once had drunken sexy times in a upscale hotel room jacuzzi tub. It wasn't until the sober light of morning I realized how kinda gross the whole thing actually was. ArchStanton: I saw it as her being distracted by the string. Dr Awkward: "This will be our little secret, ok?" "Ok Uncle Creepo" UnknownSample: Oh shit.. how'd I end up here
Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly Wet farts:@Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it. Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow? Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-) WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES a robot: Gwarsh! Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too? bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees. Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird. Warrax:@Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that. Wet farts:@Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation? Jeffrat:@Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?! Mr. Butt:@Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife." mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw. Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway! Jeffrat:@Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term. jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too... Greek Fire:@Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel. Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial. Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Dr Awkward:@Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead. Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks. Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!" SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
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244474 tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk
244465 WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...
244466 WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.
244293 tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity
244473 funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.
244471 WTF: Still not flat enough!
244466 VoR: 5. Hole in the floor
244467 VoR: Resting on birch face
244462 Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?
244465 Sandor: Would be better without Garfield
244467 tib gubb: resting birb face
244480 sparename: Single or double?
244408 PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.
244462 VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.
244469 funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?
244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!
244443 PenguinBartender: FIGHT!
244468 VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.
244467 FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!
244463 PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*