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228413  Zukero: @Kaviri That's called skeuomorphism. It was mostly a mistake IMHO.

228421  Zukero: Autorad for Gandahar!

228460  brian greene: war is never about who wins its about whos left

228473  Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?

228474  Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.

228423  kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.

228418  Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?

228468  Yurishiro: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.

228473  Yurishiro: I don't have the energy for this.

228474  Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?

228451  Yurishiro: moar ber

228452  Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!

228460  Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.

228464  Yurishiro: "Shit. I mean-meow?"

228467  Yurishiro: Perfect Xmas

228469  Yurishiro: Credit Kc Green

228472  Yurishiro: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.

228464  charlemagne: then they all point at you and scream like donald sutherland

228468  charlemagne: for that post sex piss

228431  Jabberwikket: And stay off my plain ! Ya damn kids !!! [Shakes paw]

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228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro



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Score:
331
 
 Donut: "Where is your other paw, Michael?"
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo It always sounds better than it is.
 Scoo: I once had drunken sexy times in a upscale hotel room jacuzzi tub. It wasn't until the sober light of morning I realized how kinda gross the whole thing actually was.
 ArchStanton: I saw it as her being distracted by the string.
 Dr Awkward: "This will be our little secret, ok?" "Ok Uncle Creepo"
 UnknownSample: Oh shit.. how'd I end up here
Image 196870   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
283
 
 WTF: This planet is really circling the drain!
 WaffleIron: It bothers me that the satellites orbital plane isn't parallel to the gravity surface.
Image 196869   08-12-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
228
 
 Scoo: @Butcherboy Carmen Sandiego!
 Butcherboy: Where in the world was this taken?
Image 196868   08-12-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
782
 
 Credible Hulk: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Wet farts: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Wet farts: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Air Biscuit: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Knice: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 WaffleIron: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
350
 
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 a robot: Gwarsh!
 Teechur: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 bug: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Mr. Whiskers: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1098
 
 Donut: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Warrax: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Wet farts: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Jeffrat: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Mr. Butt: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 mrwiffler: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Shay: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Jeffrat: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 jochenau: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Greek Fire: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Jeffrat: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Teechur: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 196864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PlzPlzMe. You have brought shame on us, PlzPlzMe.
Score:
248
 
 Not A Bot: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 El Barto: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
556
 
 Dr Awkward: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Rev80: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 illBilliam: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Teechur: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
497
 
 Warrax: Too late.
 Dr Awkward: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Rev80: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Minnesotan: D I Y
 Scoo: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Teechur: But only destroy their faces.
 SomeCanadian: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
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