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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
331
 
 Rold Plemuble: "Where is your other paw, Michael?"
 Darbo Flumungo: @Scoo It always sounds better than it is.
 Frampo Plemopert: I once had drunken sexy times in a upscale hotel room jacuzzi tub. It wasn't until the sober light of morning I realized how kinda gross the whole thing actually was.
 Thewn Rempoble: I saw it as her being distracted by the string.
 Dungo Horpumbies: "This will be our little secret, ok?" "Ok Uncle Creepo"
 Garm Morpongo: Oh shit.. how'd I end up here
Image 196870   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Ruld Rempumple
Score:
283
 
 Pamp Plemongus: This planet is really circling the drain!
 Trelm Albopert: It bothers me that the satellites orbital plane isn't parallel to the gravity surface.
Image 196869   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Luwn Plemumple
Score:
228
 
 Dimpo Dampomple: @Butcherboy Carmen Sandiego!
 Gorb Morpongo: Where in the world was this taken?
Image 196868   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Crild Horpuble
Score:
782
 
 Mald Flumongo: ooh, look how happy he is that his deflector shield is working properly
 Creld Rempoble: @Wet farts Omg that's an awesome switcherino lolololololol
 Tringo Albongo: I have a pretty cool picture of a double rainbow over Citi Field. It was also one of the few times the mets won too. I guess I'll post it up and see if My Butt accepts it.
 Left Bruble: Theres yellow and orange, wheres the rest of the rainbow?
 Rold Cremongo: @Mexico, you rad. :-)
 Lown Horpomple: Grand Canyon double rainbow! Make a wish!
Image 196867   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Purbo Bromple
Score:
350
 
 Jurb Horpumbies: NOT THE BEEEEEES
 Trown Horpongo: Gwarsh!
 Geng Gruble: All da felebritieves get their lipf inflated to make them beautiful. Me, too?
 Vort Drumomple: Protip for dogs: Don't eat bees.
 Bart Plomple: Chewing tobacco won't help you win those borking tournaments.
Image 196866   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Merm Drumombies
Score:
1098
 
 Tromp Broble: Of course, then Bill had to chime in and say "but what if George was allowed to defend himself with a baseball bat" and then the conversation got weird.
 Frengo Plumple: @Jeffrat But only after the baby is ripe... er, born. Can harvest before that.
 Porb Plemungus: @Greek Fire I heard the same. He never said why. Is it true he was also made of radiation?
 Meple Flomple: @Mr. Butt What suddenly "Mother" Pence isn't good enough company at the baby BBQ?!
 Flilm Rempopert: @Jeffrat "And I suggested to my friends at the Pentagon that if Pence wants to eat a baby's heart he should have to do so in the company of a woman other than his wife."
 Mump Ploble: Should have to use a chainsaw.
 Dirm Grunongo: Damnit George, stop running away!!! You signed up for the gig anyway!
 Frift Plumple: @Greek Fire yeah and every night the vice president has to eat a babies heart or communism triumphs. Plus side is those hearts are delicious which is why Pence wants a second term.
 Flawn Plongo: Might as well highlight the few remaining sentences too...
 Gumpo Plemumbies: @Jeffrat Hell, I heard Washington killed his own sensei in a duel.
 Theple Horpongus: Anyone who believes someone could become the president without being totally willing to straight up murder someone is naive or in denial.
 Frarb Plemungo: And that volunteer? Albert Einstein.
Image 196865   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Jomp Flumumple
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Score:
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 Gump Morpombies: Finally a political platform I can get behind
 Thurbo Rempoble: "Wait wait wait wait wait....I need to sneeze."
Image 196863   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Gorb Rempongus
Score:
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 Dirb Flumombies: @Rev80 I would have guessed they were going to make duck sliders, instead.
 Pirbo Brombies: One Week Later... Today's Special: Roasted Duck
 Jemp Plemongus: If there is one thing I've learned from video games, it is you don't fuck with the ducks.
 Larbo Brombies: I wonder how many people panicked when they walked in and heard someone shout, "DUCK!"
 Gaft Flombies: Oh. Okay. *shrug*
Image 196862   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Dung Grungo
Score:
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 Volm Grungus: Too late.
 Crurm Cremombies: I wonder what their house sigil is?
 Buft Plemuble: Her vajay has really nice handwriting
 Frungo Rempumbies: D I Y
 Thilm Flumongus: House Johnson of Little Rock
 Muft Morpuble: But only destroy their faces.
 Flift Dampupert: As family mottos go, I can get behind that.
Image 196861   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Vungo Fluble
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