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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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Score:
913
 
 Mr. Shine: *throws a god-d@mned pokeball*
 SomeCanadian: Dawww. He would go GREAT with some coarse ground mustard and polenta.
 Pizza: They're cute while they're still rabbit sized.
 Mr Shifty: Dude your mom's gonna be wild!
 San DoDo: Knee deep in mud and still cute AF
 eyeshower: It looks a little boared
Image 196853   08-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
279
 
 HairyNips: "Yeah, let's play beer pong. Let me just blend up so red Solo cups, and we'll be good to go!"
 Mr Shifty: Parenting a la relaxed
 eider: Team work makes the dream work.
Image 196852   08-12-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
579
 
 Credible Hulk: from a (continental) european point of view, all of these look equally evil
 SunWukong: @Dr Awkward In a cult.
 fisto: They mean two different things by bag clip. In For neutral good it means one of those potato chip bag clips. For lawful neutral it means the square clip that comes with the loaf.
 trees: I've been eating paleo with a few people from my crossfit gym, so I don't eat bread. Where does that put me?
 Ihminen: @Pizza Same but when I lose the clip I become neutral evil ...I need to rethink my actions
 Ronick: This is the best alignment chart ive ever seen
 Teechur: Twist and Tuck is my dancing name.
 Pizza: I'm lawful neutral, but I turn chaotic when I lose the bag clip.
 jochenau: I had to look up the bottle hack. It's about as exciting as most "life hacks".
 White Rice: Lawful neutral, unless the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral...I'm either following the rules 100%, or completely throwing them out the window. All you know is good, evil, same diff.
 apoxia: Seriously, why would you not reuse the bag clip?
 tib gubb: chaotic neutral. there's no telling what i might do!
 eider: I am 100% chaotic evil according to this. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.
 Amy Housewine: With this, as with so many things, I am neutral evil hidden within lawful good.
Image 196851   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
364
 
 CrookedCop: @White Rice Agreed. Flipping the bird, full speed ahead, not behind
 Teechur: I worry about the yellow nails. Fungus? Onychomycosis?
 Pizza: Now set to Erasure
 White Rice: I've been seeing the Fuck-u-nicorn around a lot lately...I wonder why (and I still think the hand/face should be pointed the other way, but that's on me)
Image 196850   08-12-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
290
 
 Teechur: @Himesama Now BUTTERFLY kiss.
 Pizza: Or you might need to do eye contact tracing.
 Pizza: When having eye sex, always use protection.
 Borkf: Touch eyes then!
 Amy Housewine: You better stp eyeballing me boy, or I'll...
 Himesama: Now kiss
Image 196849   08-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
651
 
 Jeffrat: @SomeCanadian you know, i take it back, that's a model.
 SomeCanadian: True. My cynicism clearly needs a re-tuning. @Jeffrat
 Porm Munties: Great place for a Highlander swordfight
 Teechur: I'm movin' on up...to the top....to that deeeluxe dog outhouse in the skyyyy.
 Jeffrat: @SomeCanadian not accidental, someone deliberately shopped that.
 SomeCanadian: This would be a breathtaking piece of art but I'm guessing it was accidental and in some god-forsaken place.
 Mr Shifty: Ah, beautiful Suicide Point. Lovely, if somewhat stressful there.
 karmakat: WTF! HAPPENED THERE?!
 Amy Housewine: The Stairway has been built for a while, but they've only just started work on the Heaven.
 Borkf: Heaven is smaller than I thought.
 dobbiesdoogs: i see someone else plays fortnite
Image 196848   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
469
 
 Dick Inspector: Sounds a lot like my family.
 grizzly: I was taught this method at very young age.
 Scoo: Drugs, mostly
 SomeCanadian: THE CANADIAN WAY.
 Pizza: Gunfight at the OK Corral
 Amy Housewine: VIOLENCE
 Himesama: 1 Listen to The Smashing Pumpkins 2. Yell 3.Bring up old issues.
 tib gubb: isn't that nice
Image 196847   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
215
 
 CastleBravo: We need to install that hyperspace bypass....
Image 196846   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
647
 
 Mr Bleak: I thought swords were easier to sharpen than that.
 piranharama: @trelyate beat me to it
 trelyate: don't waste my time if you don't like skulls
 eyeshower: This shopkeeper wouldnt do too well in a fencing duel
 addend: # All we are is doots in the wind(ow)... #
 Amy Housewine: No swords. Only doot.
 burritos: If you're not into skulls don't waste my time
 dobbiesdoogs: skull is an s-word
Image 196845   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
535
 
 Christina: "Give me a hug!"
 eider: We get it. You smoke space weed.
Image 196844   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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