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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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Score:
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 Credible Hulk: from a (continental) european point of view, all of these look equally evil
 SunWukong: @Dr Awkward In a cult.
 fisto: They mean two different things by bag clip. In For neutral good it means one of those potato chip bag clips. For lawful neutral it means the square clip that comes with the loaf.
 trees: I've been eating paleo with a few people from my crossfit gym, so I don't eat bread. Where does that put me?
 Ihminen: @Pizza Same but when I lose the clip I become neutral evil ...I need to rethink my actions
 Ronick: This is the best alignment chart ive ever seen
 Teechur: Twist and Tuck is my dancing name.
 Pizza: I'm lawful neutral, but I turn chaotic when I lose the bag clip.
 jochenau: I had to look up the bottle hack. It's about as exciting as most "life hacks".
 White Rice: Lawful neutral, unless the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral...I'm either following the rules 100%, or completely throwing them out the window. All you know is good, evil, same diff.
 apoxia: Seriously, why would you not reuse the bag clip?
 tib gubb: chaotic neutral. there's no telling what i might do!
 eider: I am 100% chaotic evil according to this. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.
 Amy Housewine: With this, as with so many things, I am neutral evil hidden within lawful good.
Image 196851   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
364
 
 CrookedCop: @White Rice Agreed. Flipping the bird, full speed ahead, not behind
 Teechur: I worry about the yellow nails. Fungus? Onychomycosis?
 Pizza: Now set to Erasure
 White Rice: I've been seeing the Fuck-u-nicorn around a lot lately...I wonder why (and I still think the hand/face should be pointed the other way, but that's on me)
Image 196850   08-12-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
290
 
 Teechur: @Himesama Now BUTTERFLY kiss.
 Pizza: Or you might need to do eye contact tracing.
 Pizza: When having eye sex, always use protection.
 Borkf: Touch eyes then!
 Amy Housewine: You better stp eyeballing me boy, or I'll...
 Himesama: Now kiss
Image 196849   08-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
651
 
 Jeffrat: @SomeCanadian you know, i take it back, that's a model.
 SomeCanadian: True. My cynicism clearly needs a re-tuning. @Jeffrat
 Porm Munties: Great place for a Highlander swordfight
 Teechur: I'm movin' on up...to the top....to that deeeluxe dog outhouse in the skyyyy.
 Jeffrat: @SomeCanadian not accidental, someone deliberately shopped that.
 SomeCanadian: This would be a breathtaking piece of art but I'm guessing it was accidental and in some god-forsaken place.
 Mr Shifty: Ah, beautiful Suicide Point. Lovely, if somewhat stressful there.
 karmakat: WTF! HAPPENED THERE?!
 Amy Housewine: The Stairway has been built for a while, but they've only just started work on the Heaven.
 Borkf: Heaven is smaller than I thought.
 dobbiesdoogs: i see someone else plays fortnite
Image 196848   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
469
 
 Dick Inspector: Sounds a lot like my family.
 grizzly: I was taught this method at very young age.
 Scoo: Drugs, mostly
 SomeCanadian: THE CANADIAN WAY.
 Pizza: Gunfight at the OK Corral
 Amy Housewine: VIOLENCE
 Himesama: 1 Listen to The Smashing Pumpkins 2. Yell 3.Bring up old issues.
 tib gubb: isn't that nice
Image 196847   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
215
 
 CastleBravo: We need to install that hyperspace bypass....
Image 196846   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
647
 
 Mr Bleak: I thought swords were easier to sharpen than that.
 piranharama: @trelyate beat me to it
 trelyate: don't waste my time if you don't like skulls
 eyeshower: This shopkeeper wouldnt do too well in a fencing duel
 addend: # All we are is doots in the wind(ow)... #
 Amy Housewine: No swords. Only doot.
 burritos: If you're not into skulls don't waste my time
 dobbiesdoogs: skull is an s-word
Image 196845   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
535
 
 Christina: "Give me a hug!"
 eider: We get it. You smoke space weed.
Image 196844   08-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
109
 
 Amy Housewine: *not a euphemism
Image 196843   08-12-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Image 196842 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boxboxbox. We'll pray for you, boxboxbox.
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