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216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.



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 Mr Shifty: My immediate thoughts were: Tree, underwater, ice.
 Mr Shifty: My immediate thoughts were: Tree, underwater, ice.
Image 196634   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
726
 
 Skaalar: The Man-birds have evolved.
 Prostata: i couldn't have said it better myself
 necronomicon: Great now cart man works for the DOT
 Science: Morty
 Aufziehvogel: You too, you too *thumbs up*
 Kirtov: Not necessarily in that order.
 Felicity: Or at least have a morning shit
 dobbiesdoogs: done and done
Image 196633   08-11-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
295
 
 PushyWebsite: He looks more like a wizard than that thing does a believable dragon.
 Aufziehvogel: Faster Falkor, yiehaaaa! - STFU Atreyu!
Image 196632   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
234
 
 Himesama: Looks a bit like Rich Chigga.
Image 196631   08-11-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
25
 
 piranharama: I hope Putin-sempai notices us
 cenecia: Oooh Putin-sama! Kawaii-desu!
 Side Boob: Anime is cartoons
 Himesama: Putin would make a good protagonist in a harem.
Image 196630   08-11-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
168
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 196629   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
542
 
 Theimposter: Major tax-based redistribution of wealth still not satisfying you? Bitch with a murderous sign!
 sparename: I'm not a little ol' wine drinker, a pheasant plucker, or a spoonerism
 Science: @Felicity: This "Britain" place sounds confusing.
 Felicity: @Science But remember that in Britain middle class means upper class (executive professionals with six-figure incomes).
 Science: @Mutato Nomine: No, it means middle class. Cardboard sign lady hates the pheasant eating, wine drinking middle class.
 Mutato Nomine: This goes against my entire understanding of what bourgeois means. Either that or I've slipped even farther down the economic scale than I realized.
 Felicity: Ive only eaten pheasant once in my life. It tasted like chicken
 Cami: This goes against my servile nature.
 DarkTeddy: Pheaseant drink sounds kinda gross
 Dr Awkward: You take that back! Boy George is a national treasure!
Image 196628   08-11-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
410
 
 wolfpk: Missed
 Himesama: Me in my afternoon rut. I get so sleepy!
 Amy Housewine: "I was fixing the tiles on the roof and then the next thing I know, I find myself here."
 Whatever: He's had a hard day dealing with all those nuts at work
Image 196627   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
486
 
 Dick Inspector: Phun with physics
 Mutato Nomine: On the walls, is that two monkeys playing with a Ouija board platen while standing on a mustache?
 raditzu: @duckfarts I'd call pissing with your mouth a terrible disease, not physics :(
 duckfarts: @raditzu you're both wrong; this is physics
 raditzu: It's a terrible disease, but you'll still call it photoshop.
Image 196626   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
422
 
 Amy Housewine: Diplomacus.
Image 196625   08-10-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
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