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262948  VeeKay: I'd be laughing too

262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 196629   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
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 Theimposter: Major tax-based redistribution of wealth still not satisfying you? Bitch with a murderous sign!
 sparename: I'm not a little ol' wine drinker, a pheasant plucker, or a spoonerism
 Science: @Felicity: This "Britain" place sounds confusing.
 maura: @Science But remember that in Britain middle class means upper class (executive professionals with six-figure incomes).
 Science: @Mutato Nomine: No, it means middle class. Cardboard sign lady hates the pheasant eating, wine drinking middle class.
 Mutato Nomine: This goes against my entire understanding of what bourgeois means. Either that or I've slipped even farther down the economic scale than I realized.
 BaconCake: Ive only eaten pheasant once in my life. It tasted like chicken
 Cami: This goes against my servile nature.
 DarkTeddy: Pheaseant drink sounds kinda gross
 bigjim: You take that back! Boy George is a national treasure!
Image 196628   08-11-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
410
 
 wolfpk: Missed
 Himesama: Me in my afternoon rut. I get so sleepy!
 Amy Housewine: "I was fixing the tiles on the roof and then the next thing I know, I find myself here."
 Whatever: He's had a hard day dealing with all those nuts at work
Image 196627   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
486
 
 Dick Inspector: Phun with physics
 Mutato Nomine: On the walls, is that two monkeys playing with a Ouija board platen while standing on a mustache?
 raditzu: @duckfarts I'd call pissing with your mouth a terrible disease, not physics :(
 duckfarts: @raditzu you're both wrong; this is physics
 raditzu: It's a terrible disease, but you'll still call it photoshop.
Image 196626   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
422
 
 Amy Housewine: Diplomacus.
Image 196625   08-10-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
230
 
 Theimposter: Feels the same as his normal Staples paycheck.
 Zampano: So you walk in the bank, sign the back, slide it across the counter to the cashier, and say, "here, you throw this away".
 Mustyrats: Look on the bright side; it cost Staples something to print and mail that
 duckfarts: couldn't they just print a middle finger?
 dobbiesdoogs: your prize after 50,000 reward points
Image 196624   08-10-17   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
689
 
 piranharama: I have sent Minime to attack the palace gates.
 DarkTeddy: But moooooooommm you said I could get any toy i wanted
 Cami: I don't want to clean my room!
 wolfpk: You can resist me, but can you resist this!
 a robot: Don't lock me or my son outside ever again!
Image 196623   08-10-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
163
 
 El Barto: Business boy, where is business cat?
 Science: "Oh God, where am I? What... what did I do last night? Is that a woman, covered in blood on the floor?"
 Himesama: My kids used to make this face when waking up too. So cuuute.
 waffle iron: This kid has a serious tum tum going on
 Amy Housewine: Boris Johnson at the Buillingdon Club.
 RiderFan: When you party so hard the night before that you wake up 20 years younger.
Image 196622   08-10-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
499
 
 fisto: ***SPROINGGGGG!***
 apoxia: "Get out of our bath"
 fishing: ...and these are the cats I keep in the bathroom
Image 196621   08-10-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
910
 
 charlemagne: I am finding this genuinely disturbing
 a robot: "My nose iz tasty."
 Wet farts: Mlem
Image 196620   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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