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216594  VeeKay: Anatidaephobia amirite?

216630  lebron: "I shouldn't have given the ring to Frodo."

216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

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216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.



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Score:
352
 
 Mr Shifty: @Warrax Sorry to hear that man.
 Mr Shifty: It wasn't me.
 Warrax: We had one briefly when I was a kid. He knocked over the christmas tree one day and ate all the red candy canes. The next day he knocked it over again and ate all the green ones. Also used to hump the living hell out of stuffed animals. My parents gave him away to someone.
 flyingBEARfish: In his lifetime, my Beagle ate an entire pizza he stole from a closed refrigerator, a box of donuts off a counter twice his height, two hamburgers stolen from two different people during the same party, and an entire leather and cork sandal, including the metal buckle. He was endowed with great power, if only he had not chosen the path of evil and destruction... but he was still a pretty good boy.
 WaffleIron: YES!
Image 196604   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
537
 
 Theimposter: How not to be seen.
 Air Biscuit: The spiders had incorrectly guessed which pylon he was hiding in.
 White Rice: @Bohab 'tis.
 bug: ...I'm just going through some stuff right now.
 Bohab: Pikmin?
 Scoo: Greetings, fellow Traffic Control Devices
 Yam: Day 57
Image 196603   08-10-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
201
 
 Science: Good to know that advertising was a screed of lies at least as far back as the 50s.
 Felicity: Why dont they call it Roundtine?
 Niels Bohr: Hey America, remember when you could walk over to your friendly neighborhood apothecary and buy cold medicine with soothing morphine action? That is when America was great.
 Ulillillia: Remember, kids, only members of Annie's Secret Circle can decode Annie's secret message.
 bug: I've got "War Nerves" right now. Thanks, inept world rulers!
 Scoo: B.E.S.U.R.E.T.O.D.R.I.N.K.Y.O.U.R.O.V.A.L.T.I.N.E
 Yam: There was an interesting piece about Milltown pills (Meprobamate) on CBC radio tonight, sort of the marketing of it but also how 1950's nuclear anxiety played into it.
 Mr. Shine: Now with Enitocin(TM)!
Image 196602   08-10-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
576
 
 Air Biscuit: Wheres the tv shaped like an apple?
 Ulillillia: Bwahhh!
 DangitBobby: *Sigh* that boy ain't right...
 Mr. Shine: Always RAD for Animal Crossing
 FabricMan: I sell sparkles and sparkle accessories
 WaffleIron: Dangit!
Image 196601   08-10-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
326
 
 apoxia: Shit song
 bug: I never was much of a fan of this song, but once I found out what it's about, I now fucking hate this song.
 Scoo: You can't stay here
 Yam: I know WHOOO IIIIII want to take me home
Image 196600   08-10-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
322
 
 piranharama: Photogenic
 Side Boob: I bet he's not shitting prime numbers
 Cami: Look! A dog doing yoga at the beach.
 ughjeez: ...so majestic...
 2Berries: Pacific Ocean forever unclean!
Image 196599   08-10-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
146
 
 Scoo: Cloud Computing - so hot right now!
 Fishy: Who needs the real thing anyways
Image 196598   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Image 196597 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by majorchamp. You have brought shame on us, majorchamp.
Score:
288
 
 Mr Shifty: This is P Diddy and Kanye these days. Feel old yet?
 Robespierre: Don Cherry on his pocket trumpet.
 necronomicon: Bring back the original Cathy
 Mr. Shine: Silence is golden, but Music is Brass!
 WaffleIron: Technically the saxes are supposed to sit, the trumpets to stand and you bloody well need a trombone to go between em.
Image 196596   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
195
 
 Zampano: Will trade my Bowflex for a carton of marbles. Tredmill will go for a log of Copenhagen. Gold's Gym All In One can be traded for a handle of Jim Beam.
 tib gubb: @Shay so the 2030's is going to be a lot like the 1930's
 Shay: I can see this happening in the future: cigarettes will get banned everywhere and people will start a cigarette ring involving murder, extortion, and all that good stuff.
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot umm
 Not A Bot: Was the vote honestly needed? We all knew the cat would win, it was like bringing a gun to a knife fight.
Image 196595   08-10-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
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