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258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. Scoo
4. a robot
5. tib gubb
6. Mr Bleak
7. dangerkeith3000
8. VeeKay
9. addend
10. Not A Bot

The top ten most commented-on images today:

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

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Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (847 points)
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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (826 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (822 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (737 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
duckybox uploaded 258316 (728 points)

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 1. Warrax: 3173 points
 2. Side Boob: 3064 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2291 points
 5. Bagels: 2276 points
 6. NotHuman: 2185 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. Laree: 1529 points
13. uncannie: 1511 points
14. bromide: 1466 points
15. Gallifrasian: 1463 points
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 Science: Username/upload combo.
 Zampano: Jarelys Cintron lol
 Vladimir Puta: Where's Anferny?
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward Eeeeeeeeyyyy
 KrazyKat: Kid in my husband's class was named "La-ah" (pronounced Ladasha)
 Zukero: Oetken. Lol. (I got the joke, right? Riight??)
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Maybe she has Bevlyn Button syndrome?
 Ulillillia: @Derp Herpigan That's the name of my gym
 jochenau: Unless that child was born wearing glasses and a whimsical sweater there was no excuse for choosing the name Bevlyn. It sounds like two grandmas got fused together in a particle accelerator.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it's pronounced "ab-city"
 Dr Awkward: Not that everyone needs to be named Sarah and Mike, but come the fuck on, people!
Image 196484   08-10-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Science: My pupper has freckles too
 breadtoaster: Too damn perky for his own good.
Image 196483   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Bu7Z: Growing plants to smoke to make music to grow plants to.
Image 196482   08-10-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 Wet farts: You won't be making signs about when doggo eats something that blocks up his intestines leading to a very expensive bet visit at 4 am
 Jabberwikket: Well, what did you expect ? (Idiots...)
 tib gubb: still a good dog
 savvoy: good doge
 karmakat: and I regret NOTHING!
 Teechur: PetShameception
Image 196481   08-10-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 SpaceCow: Hipster accessory starter pack.
 Ihminen: "Who reeks of gasoline and is constantly asking for a light? a zippo owner."
 Bu7Z: Good to see a butterfly knife included in this kit
 KrazyKat: I haven't smoked in years but hearing the click of zippo makes me desperate for a cig.
 sparename: Large format cameras and *light* cigarettes? Weirdo..
Image 196480   08-10-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 Spazstatic: @Ihminen it's possible it has butter and parmesan. Hard to tell from a distance, but oh so tasty.
 Mad Collager: Guy on the left has a cool hat, perfect for tailgate parties.
 agger gater: Panic! at the Tailgate Party
 Ihminen: are they eating spaghetti with nothing else?
 KrazyKat: This Dinner en Blanc is weird.
 Rat-Butt: A prom tailgate party...
 Bu7Z: Too much going on here...
Image 196479   08-10-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 Rat-Butt: Sir, we would like to give you this pamphlet and ask you have Jesus in your life?
 GroanWorthy: "No matter how many light years you have traveled, I am not investing in Bitcoin!"
 SomeCanadian: "Look, if you want to do THAT then you're using a condom."
 Rat-Butt: @eider "... and we are out of lube...
 Rat-Butt: @eider "... and we are out of lube...
 Cami: Sell this alien artifact and use some of the money to buy a pressure washer. I'm sick of looking across the street at this mess.
 eider: "These collectors edition Pogs will only go up in value. You can trust me, I'm from the future."
 WaffleIron: "But we're gonna have to put this tracking chip up your ass"
Image 196478   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 Donut: "Not too sure why I'm not getting too much international customers about here. Maybe I should offer more flavors."
 Warrax: Not sure I'd buy ice cream from the same company that makes urinals.
 Not A Bot: christ, the u.s. dollar has dipped in valute
 WaffleIron: I bet they have a grand ole opryland too.
Image 196477   08-10-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
 Hosebag: Totem Poles. Huh huh huh, I said "Pole".
 XLY: I always feel conflicted about skorts/rompers
 Zukero: I like this porn.
 KrazyKat: This Dinner en Blanc is also weird.
 Teechur: @Mexico BYOTP (Bring Your Own Totem Pole)
 Mexico: Come picnic with us...forever, and ever, and ever...
Image 196476   08-10-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Not A Bot: Calvin without Hobbes is legitimately freaky.
Image 196475   08-10-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
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