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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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 PushyWebsite: @Mr Shifty Have you heard the Man from Nantucket limerick?
 Science: Still don't get the appeal of lobe stretching.
 raditzu: Gimme a kiss loverboy!
 BavidDowie: Girls love flush, pouty...lobes
 DangitBobby: Hipster Goatse?
 Prostata: thats the worst case of Ass-ear I've seen
 a robot: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
 FabricMan: Well I'm just a modern guy / of course I've had it in the ear before
 jochenau: Well that's horrifying.
 DOW: Skin tag?
 hajjpodge: I don't like this fetish.
 Dr Awkward: @sparename @Mr Shifty I believe the term is "aural sex"
 Yam: I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one allowed to have eyeholes. Get up on outta here with my eyeholes.
 Mr Shifty: Like it? It's my patented ear vagina. I'll let you have a go later if you buy me a couple of drinks.
 Side Boob: Always while I'm eating
 WTF: Looks like you got a cold sore on your lip there... OH MY GOD!
 Otterman: I am reminded of various Oglaf strips.
 ignatz: Ugh, overdid it with the spreaders..
 sparename: "Stick it in his ear, f**k some sense into him..."
 Knice: That got an audible "God-Damn it, Nancy" from me; so I am required to rad this awful picture. :-(
Image 196289   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Rat
 Air Biscuit: "Ok, just add milk now pls"
 Teechur: @Knice Looks like kitty didn't want to see it, either.
 Ulillillia: Melmac cereal
 Knice: I'm gonna look this kitty for a while and try to recover.
Image 196288   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Hokie333: I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun y... never mind.
 ani625: Wow @Meow
 wolfpk: I think this is a bad sign for winter.
 Amy Housewine: To-day's the day after the day the teddy bears had their piiiiic-nic.
 Meow: Fat bear = Rad
 earl: How many pic-a-nic baskets did it take for THIS to happen, Yogi?
 Mr Shifty: Love it when the police find your phone with a pic of your killer
 Teechur: And now he's looking for a rabbit.
 Derp Herpigan: Doesn't look like the woods, so I guess the answer is no.
Image 196287   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Side Boob: @Niels Bohr :golfclap:
 Niels Bohr: Tried to hit the post button and mist.
Image 196286   08-09-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 Catcat: @Side Boob It's a-me, Factoidcat, ruining images for everyone!
 XLY: Hopefully they just found a half-eaten sandwich and didn't make this discovery midway thru lunch... *blech
 Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr I mean, I don't typically pour vodka into my beer... but the ethanol should boil off when I'm brewing, and shouldn't affect the final product next time.
 wolfpk: Just eat around it.
 Credible Hulk: rad because lenghty and serious exchange of views on moldy bread
 Butcherboy: I'm asked about food longevity a lot. In general I tell people nothing is worth getting sick over. You're better off loosing a few dollars of food than winding up in hospital @Catcat
 Side Boob: @Catcat I'd throw that sandwich away and probably vomit when I saw the mold. I was just trying to be funny, and failing apparently :(
 Niels Bohr: @Dr Awkward wow! I had no idea. Then again, wat isn't improved by the addition of vodka?
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat yep! I read the same thing. You can skin mold off of a lot of stuff and be fine. I just recently brewed a batch of beer using liquid malt extract that had mold on top. Skimmed it off and was totally fine mold free beneath the surface and the beer turned out fine. I not have a thin layer of vodka on top of the extract (it's a 5 gallon bucket) so that the mold won't come back.
 Catcat: @Side Boob I had a recent run in with an article that claimed that a) bread is porous, so spores will have spread into the non-visibly tainted part b) mold is more likely to contain stuff that will fuck you up rather than Penicillin. Apparently, it's OK to remove mold from sausage and hard cheeses, because the fatty contents contain the spread.
 Mr Shifty: Siri, explain the 5 second rule again
 Side Boob: @Derp Herpigan We call it "Early Stage free-range Penicillin." It's a "feature" not a defect!
 Zukero: Ehh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.
 Derp Herpigan: @Side Boob umm, looks like they've already eaten some of the mold.
 El Barto: "Hmm...what's that? Oh, just a minute Keri, apparently I'm about to vomit."
 Side Boob: Just cut that part off, you'll be fine :P
Image 196285   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 werterland: Rad for Pixelated Boat!
 Shay: Ben Stein had enough of your shenanigans.
 White Rice: I was wondering about that hotdog, and now I know.
 Donut: Instagram only demands I see pictures of cosplayers and dogs. And to worship Odin.
 ChubbyBuddy: what
Image 196284   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Warrax: Did it eat your hair?
 Niels Bohr: Grim username/upload foreshadowing.
 Teechur: How now, brown cow?
 KrazyKat: Face swap?
 El Barto: Quit following me around future hotdog! I will not kill for you.
 Yam: I like cows.
 Knice: Whazzup, brovine?
Image 196283   08-09-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 XLY: easy to say when you've got 9 lives
 UltraBeverly: In not riding that cat in the winter cold, that's a summer activity thank you very much. And I'm pretty sure that when I ride, the cat always dies, so...?
 fullofwind: How about both?
 Dresdenkeogh: Meowt of control
Image 196282   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Skinr: @Bluetocracy Interesting fact: both Dianetics and Diarrhea involve the word "flush".
 Donut: "Ha ha ha ha...and then it says Xenu saps all our conscious energy unless we give money to L. Ron Hubbard..."
 Bluetocracy: Dianetics and Pizza Hut. The recipe for a romantic evening.
Image 196281   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Credible Hulk: who's the real pig here, huh?
 Paint Chips: The sequel to the image of the pig leaping out of the back of the truck
 Niels Bohr: Mmm soft shoulder.
 Dick Inspector: When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess.
 skillet: @Knice I was going to say bacon on the side, but yours is better.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Bacon and exit ramp.
 Knice: Pork shoulder.
Image 196280   08-09-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
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