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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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 DangitBobby: Didn't know you could Prestige in the BSA
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Only 5% of Boy Scouts achieve the rank of Eagle. I would imagine only 5% of those Eagles are feckless like your friend.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I have a friend who is an Eagle Scout. We went camping once and he had never heard of kindling. He also did not know the difference between raspberry bushes and poison ivy. I had to eat a raspberry leaf before he would walk a path that brushed against them. Having the title doesn't necessarily mean you did the work.
 piranharama: The other side of Joffrey
 Knice: Please accompany at all times. (Me to him)
 Slickbrew: It may look nerdy, but I bet hes good to have around in a crisis
 tib gubb: look at this nerd
 a robot: NEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDD
 Beef Supreme: I believe I see the 'badge forgery' badge on that sash.
 jochenau: I wonder if maybe there are too many badges available.
 Scoo: @Derp Herpigan Do you do anything BUT scout, bro?
 grizzly: Good work, eagle scout!
 duckfarts: OG cheevos
 sparename: (There are 19 badges you haven't gotten yet! Keep commenting, uploading, and receiving (+) to get them.)
 Derp Herpigan: Do you even scout, bro?
Image 196170   08-08-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
235
 
 tib gubb: computers are way too complicated to ever be useful for anything. get out of your ivory towers!
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau high bandwidth but also high latency.
 jochenau: deoxyribbonucleic cable
Image 196169   08-08-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
600
 
 Hosebag: And a DOUBLE DUMBASS to YOU.
 Scoo: "Hell all your family" is going to be my new thing to yell at bad drivers
 Ulillillia: Hell all your family('s shit is not allowed here either)
Image 196168   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
674
 
 Donut: GET YOUR OWN DAMN CORN, HEERO!
 Not A Bot: Han Solo Cup
 Ulillillia: Oppa Gundam Style
Image 196167   08-08-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
257
 
 Staida: @Science I hate that I wrote that, it wasn't fair. You've made a few comments that made me feel that way but I'm apologizing. Sorry also fir the double post everyone. I'd just delete them both if I could. You're right, a lot of people buy this and won't do any of that but they'd like to think they would. That's true of SO many things.
 Staida: @Science A lot of people love this stuff and they aren't all lunatics. You can stop pretending to be tolerant and cosmopolitan now you've revealed yourself in the comments so many times.
 Mr Bleak: I'm waiting for the "build a WiFi router from an elk carcass" edition.
 Science: The people who read this, or any similar toughguy/mercenary/ninja magazine have never, and will never, do any of the things in these magazines.
 Air Biscuit: What kind of bait do you put in the "trap for cash"?
 younglink: How to Escape from an Armoured Truck at the Bottom of a Lake
 Warrax: "Are them chickens in yer front yard, boy? C'mere, lemme tell ya a thing or two 'bout chickens."
 pawsies: Beard grooming tips
 jochenau: Show me a man with a pet wolf and I'll show you a man with only one elbow.
 WaffleIron: Nothing more manly than tassels.
 rip odb: Take Trump with you.
 Mr. Shine: Hobbies are awesome.
 jackthesmack: I like the sound of "Unorthodox Fires"
 sparename: Also available in authentic Frontier Gibberish
Image 196166   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
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 Skaalar: Part of me is getting guitar hero flashbacks. The other parts are trying to desperately abandon ship.
Image 196165   08-08-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
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 hajjpodge: WELCOME TO RETAIL DEATH
 DangitBobby: Suicide by fryolator lookin pretty good right now...
 skatermario: I miss the Arch Deluxe
 Shay: Holiday, lol.
 Zampano: You can now have grease with a piece of nasty cheese on top for your Thanksgiving dinner, because fuck our employees
 Derp Herpigan: #117179
 werterland: Hooray capitalism!
 Psymon: Share the love with your family; our employees can't.
Image 196164   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
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Score:
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 AstoriaBum: Walt Disney and Tina Turner?
 redrex: Who's the freak ... in the tie?
 Mr. Shine: Mazel tov!
Image 196162   08-08-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
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 Credible Hulk: which Transformers is this?
 waffle iron: @DrinkMixMan Thats an under-rated movie. Lets say.../Mr. Nanny/
 tib gubb: "I like it here. why don't you come up and make me leave?"
 DrinkMixMan: This was the only turn out for last night's "Suburban Commando" revival screening.
 duckfarts: is that a skinny hulk hogan
 werterland: @Shay I doubt it costs much. My guess would be one ticket.
 WTF: Paul Blart 4 Opening Night
 Shay: Only Hulk Hogan would use his settlement to rent the whole theater to himself and watch Emoji Movie.
 sparename: Oh, to be so rich that I can fly alone on a very wide-bodied jet
Image 196161   08-08-17   Uploaded by    obama
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