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269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

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269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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 Mad Collager: They'll send you the menu in an e-mail with lots of misspelled words.
 Hosebag: @Air Biscuit YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WIENER!
 Hosebag: @Scoo Damn dude. You win this round.
 Amy Housewine: That's why they can persuade 'em to get in the pan.
 Horatio: Scamabled letters
Image 196128   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 jochenau: Oh thank goodness. I was worried you were jailbait.
 dingding: The tasteful font and use of a directed apostrophe reassures me and makes me want to welcome you
 Science: Sounds awfully like something an illegal shirt would say...
 Ulillillia: Franco Says Relax
 Mr. Butt: Anybody that bad at graphic design should be deported.
Image 196127   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 Wooden Spoon: Trooper storms you, in Soviet Russia! Hmmmm!
Image 196126   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Staida: Come to the monitor in 15 minutes for a Bjorking
 tib gubb: @Felicity how dare you. she performed at the royal opera house
 jochenau: It's true, Emily Dickinson ruined my life!
 Skaalar: Only if they're trying to seduce you. Wizards too.
 doindabs: Thats true, but can I have my grande non-fat no-foam latte now?
 TaintJuice: Trmpp: oi Me is a poet now harr hurr
 MikeWhiskey: Did I say poets? Sorry. Politicians, I mean you shouldn't let politicians lie to you!
 SunWukong: That's not true.
 Amy Housewine: Good advice for living.
Image 196125   08-08-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 Christina: No human shall stand in our way!
Image 196124   08-08-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Rocky XLVII: ...and you what?
 Christina: How long did it take to the cat to gnaw it loose?
 Knice: *me
Image 196123   08-08-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
 Mr Shifty: If it works it is ah fuck it
 lionstrong: ayy lmao
 shwoarty: Brand-obsessed - everything gotta be Conair.
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
 Knice: Warning: Objects in mirror are likely to get hit by it when it comes off.
Image 196122   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
 Winterneuro: No potatoes here...maybe over there...
 jochenau: @Felicity I'm surprised it took four comments to arrive at a litterbox reference, honestly.
 butt poop: In the future there will be litterboxes
 Fast Sloth: The year is 2432, on the Cheeto moon Chester in the Frito Lay System, and Dr Awkward has lost his damn watch. Again.
 flommmm: Comb the desert!
 Air Biscuit: Just panning for spice...
Image 196121   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 Mad Collager: Oh shit! Look at the dough!
 Nopetology: Watch out- he's gonna hurl!
 Air Biscuit: Uhhhhh you want me.... to put my face in there!?!
 Side Boob: *womp womp*
Image 196120   08-08-17   Uploaded by    sumo
 drtofu: *mecha-buddha
 a robot: REMEMBER ME
 digabigpig: When completed, Mecha-Jesus will be able to shoot its fingertips at its opponent like missiles
 Hosebag: They keep it locked up in there because it keeps giving Mao the finger.
 oregon man: We found your mother's glove.
 SunWukong: I had a wee on that once.
Image 196119   08-08-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
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