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258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

258672  Knice: Huh?

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

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11. Gallifrasian: 1601 points
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14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. mackdaddy: 1416 points
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 Mad Collager: They'll send you the menu in an e-mail with lots of misspelled words.
 Hosebag: @Air Biscuit YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WIENER!
 Hosebag: @Scoo Damn dude. You win this round.
 Amy Housewine: That's why they can persuade 'em to get in the pan.
 Horatio: Scamabled letters
Image 196128   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 jochenau: Oh thank goodness. I was worried you were jailbait.
 dingding: The tasteful font and use of a directed apostrophe reassures me and makes me want to welcome you
 Science: Sounds awfully like something an illegal shirt would say...
 Ulillillia: Franco Says Relax
 Mr. Butt: Anybody that bad at graphic design should be deported.
Image 196127   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 Wooden Spoon: Trooper storms you, in Soviet Russia! Hmmmm!
Image 196126   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Staida: Come to the monitor in 15 minutes for a Bjorking
 tib gubb: @Felicity how dare you. she performed at the royal opera house
 jochenau: It's true, Emily Dickinson ruined my life!
 Skaalar: Only if they're trying to seduce you. Wizards too.
 doindabs: Thats true, but can I have my grande non-fat no-foam latte now?
 TaintJuice: Trmpp: oi Me is a poet now harr hurr
 MikeWhiskey: Did I say poets? Sorry. Politicians, I mean you shouldn't let politicians lie to you!
 SunWukong: That's not true.
 Amy Housewine: Good advice for living.
Image 196125   08-08-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 Christina: No human shall stand in our way!
Image 196124   08-08-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Rocky XLVII: ...and you what?
 Christina: How long did it take to the cat to gnaw it loose?
 Knice: *me
Image 196123   08-08-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
 Mr Shifty: If it works it is ah fuck it
 lionstrong: ayy lmao
 shwoarty: Brand-obsessed - everything gotta be Conair.
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
 Knice: Warning: Objects in mirror are likely to get hit by it when it comes off.
Image 196122   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
 Winterneuro: No potatoes here...maybe over there...
 jochenau: @Felicity I'm surprised it took four comments to arrive at a litterbox reference, honestly.
 butt poop: In the future there will be litterboxes
 Dr Awkward: The year is 2432, on the Cheeto moon Chester in the Frito Lay System, and Dr Awkward has lost his damn watch. Again.
 flommmm: Comb the desert!
 Air Biscuit: Just panning for spice...
Image 196121   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 Mad Collager: Oh shit! Look at the dough!
 Nopetology: Watch out- he's gonna hurl!
 Air Biscuit: Uhhhhh you want me.... to put my face in there!?!
 Side Boob: *womp womp*
Image 196120   08-08-17   Uploaded by    sumo
 drtofu: *mecha-buddha
 a robot: REMEMBER ME
 digabigpig: When completed, Mecha-Jesus will be able to shoot its fingertips at its opponent like missiles
 Hosebag: They keep it locked up in there because it keeps giving Mao the finger.
 oregon man: We found your mother's glove.
 SunWukong: I had a wee on that once.
Image 196119   08-08-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
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