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221253  Hosebag: I identify as a apple now, so stop oppressing me.

221261  Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.

221262  Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!

221262  Hosebag: @superfudge They've got lots of sluts in Vegas.

221179  jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.

221290  bug: CLeaning BAd

221278  Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.

221273  jochenau: Swan Lake

221180  pewdiepie: ...I'm not even trying anymore.

220766  Hosebag: @Flapdoodle That's gonna leave a mark.

221259  copunter: ... so they'll push back!

221180  sad face: What the fuck happened to the 70 and 80 degree readings?

221224  Robespierre: Northern Tier people: Soon...

221288  karmakat: FREAKING HORROR SHOW THERE!

221180  kensin: I absolutely do not get this reference.

221281  anonimos: $100 says they're from Calgary. Can't park or drive to save their life.

221287  Pizza: About the beer, I mean.

221287  Pizza: Well they have a point.

221282  Handyman: I thought they opened a Police Station in your town

221276  White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.

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221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.



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11. tea: 1345 points
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14. Warrax: 1270 points
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Score:
207
 
 Donut: "I was injured greatly in the past world war, but all people ask me nowadays is "oh, your penis works again? That's amazing!" Some people have no tact."
 funny in the wall: @Felicity at tax payers' expense
 Felicity: Thatll put some lead in his pencil
 Amy Housewine: "Doctor, do you suffer from erectile disfunction?"
Image 196038   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
239
 
 Fancy Clown: @tib gubb I think you're right
 tib gubb: "shut the fuck up"
 DarkTeddy: What the fuck yo
 Skaalar: Us this about her shirt? Cause I can't quite read it...
Image 196037   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: The three shells were hard enough to work out, but the 83 skateboards? Forget it, I'm buying a bidet.
 Jabberwikket: Wipe or Die
 DrinkMixMan: poop decks
 petepuma: Too much fiber in your diet
 Annoying Vegan : Meals without wheels
 mrwiffler: Dude, just don't eat in your fucking toilet.
 grizzly: Less comfortable than the two-ply.
 Sandor: Where else would you put all your accidents?
 ignatz: Still can't quite get the heel - flip
 Aufziehvogel: You might get hungry, so there are cuterly and dishes.
 Air Biscuit: Plumbers dont want you to know this one simple trick for when youre out of toilet paper...
 Joseph: We get it, you skate.
Image 196036   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
334
 
 Unicorn: lolllll @Teechur
 Borkf: @Teechur I didn't get ear bones either. I feel cheated.
 Teechur: My meat bag doesn't have a zipper running up the back. Must have been a later model or a mod of some sort.
 Air Biscuit: The eyes are moving!!
Image 196035   08-08-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
350
 
 Zukero: "Tete d'un nouveau front chaud" by Pierre Fleury
Image 196034   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
657
 
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall Matt Demon
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward or matt damon
 Robespierre: No Sleep 'Til 17!
 ignatz: Welp, there goes my inheritance
 Zukero: Don't worry. I won't kill you.
 Teechur: The Waif is not happy about her two new apprentices.
 Aufziehvogel: A bit young to have two kids. I would've been angry too in that age.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Dr Awkward why not both?
 Dr Awkward: That's either a 7 year old girl, bummed about having new twin siblings OR a Russian assassin
Image 196033   08-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
610
 
 grizzly: @White Rice it's one of my favs!
 Felicity: /Powers of One/ was not as interesting a movie as /Powers of Ten/
 sparename: Jogindra Applesaheed
 Fancy Clown: Now you know why he's on his own...
 White Rice: "The power of one"? I enjoyed that book (and ended up having it as assigned reading years later in high school, so that was a particularly enjoyable time in English class)
 Radstarboom: 30 years!? Those trees would be almost 5 meters tall!
Image 196032   08-08-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
424
 
 Dr Awkward: I like Gramfel
 Horatio: Finally, a funny Garfield.
Image 196031   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
509
 
 Robespierre: Terror On the Tarmac
 Chest Rockwell: If you like Hero-1 the dog walker, you'll love Hero-1 the bartender.
 Air Biscuit: R.O.B.s spin attack just got more effective...
 Ulillillia: The robot is OK with your dog and may let it live.
Image 196030   08-07-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
865
 
 Dr Awkward: @Whatever You're mixing up your peanut butter terms. White politicians are "chunky," not "crunchy"
 Whatever: Myth: young virgins should be sacrificed to appease angry volcano gods. Fact: angry volcano gods are happy to get cranky old white politicians too, since they are more crunchy
Image 196029   08-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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