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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
207
 
 Donut: "I was injured greatly in the past world war, but all people ask me nowadays is "oh, your penis works again? That's amazing!" Some people have no tact."
 funny in the wall: @Felicity at tax payers' expense
 Uncle Larry: Thatll put some lead in his pencil
 Amy Housewine: "Doctor, do you suffer from erectile disfunction?"
Image 196038   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
239
 
 Fancy Clown: @tib gubb I think you're right
 tib gubb: "shut the fuck up"
 DarkTeddy: What the fuck yo
 Skaalar: Us this about her shirt? Cause I can't quite read it...
Image 196037   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: The three shells were hard enough to work out, but the 83 skateboards? Forget it, I'm buying a bidet.
 Jabberwikket: Wipe or Die
 DrinkMixMan: poop decks
 petepuma: Too much fiber in your diet
 Annoying Vegan : Meals without wheels
 mrwiffler: Dude, just don't eat in your fucking toilet.
 grizzly: Less comfortable than the two-ply.
 Sandor: Where else would you put all your accidents?
 happier: Still can't quite get the heel - flip
 tiffany: You might get hungry, so there are cuterly and dishes.
 Air Biscuit: Plumbers dont want you to know this one simple trick for when youre out of toilet paper...
 Joseph: We get it, you skate.
Image 196036   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
334
 
 Unicorn: lolllll @Teechur
 Borkf: @Teechur I didn't get ear bones either. I feel cheated.
 Teechur: My meat bag doesn't have a zipper running up the back. Must have been a later model or a mod of some sort.
 Air Biscuit: The eyes are moving!!
Image 196035   08-08-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
350
 
 Zukero: "Tete d'un nouveau front chaud" by Pierre Fleury
Image 196034   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
657
 
 Soaps Pierre: @funny in the wall Matt Demon
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward or matt damon
 gorilla: No Sleep 'Til 17!
 Nymphomania: Welp, there goes my inheritance
 Zukero: Don't worry. I won't kill you.
 Teechur: The Waif is not happy about her two new apprentices.
 Unstableton: A bit young to have two kids. I would've been angry too in that age.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Dr Awkward why not both?
 wolfpupy: That's either a 7 year old girl, bummed about having new twin siblings OR a Russian assassin
Image 196033   08-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
637
 
 grizzly: @White Rice it's one of my favs!
 The Man: /Powers of One/ was not as interesting a movie as /Powers of Ten/
 sparename: Jogindra Applesaheed
 Fancy Clown: Now you know why he's on his own...
 White Rice: "The power of one"? I enjoyed that book (and ended up having it as assigned reading years later in high school, so that was a particularly enjoyable time in English class)
 Radstarboom: 30 years!? Those trees would be almost 5 meters tall!
Image 196032   08-08-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
424
 
 Wet farts: I like Gramfel
 Horatio: Finally, a funny Garfield.
Image 196031   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
509
 
 sue: Terror On the Tarmac
 Chest Rockwell: If you like Hero-1 the dog walker, you'll love Hero-1 the bartender.
 Air Biscuit: R.O.B.s spin attack just got more effective...
 Ulillillia: The robot is OK with your dog and may let it live.
Image 196030   08-07-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
865
 
 Black Jesus: @Whatever You're mixing up your peanut butter terms. White politicians are "chunky," not "crunchy"
 Whatever: Myth: young virgins should be sacrificed to appease angry volcano gods. Fact: angry volcano gods are happy to get cranky old white politicians too, since they are more crunchy
Image 196029   08-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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