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254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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 Donut: "I was injured greatly in the past world war, but all people ask me nowadays is "oh, your penis works again? That's amazing!" Some people have no tact."
 funny in the wall: @Felicity at tax payers' expense
 Uncle Larry: Thatll put some lead in his pencil
 Amy Housewine: "Doctor, do you suffer from erectile disfunction?"
Image 196038   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Fancy Clown: @tib gubb I think you're right
 tib gubb: "shut the fuck up"
 DarkTeddy: What the fuck yo
 Skaalar: Us this about her shirt? Cause I can't quite read it...
Image 196037   08-08-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
 Mr Bleak: The three shells were hard enough to work out, but the 83 skateboards? Forget it, I'm buying a bidet.
 Jabberwikket: Wipe or Die
 DrinkMixMan: poop decks
 petepuma: Too much fiber in your diet
 Annoying Vegan : Meals without wheels
 mrwiffler: Dude, just don't eat in your fucking toilet.
 grizzly: Less comfortable than the two-ply.
 Sandor: Where else would you put all your accidents?
 ignatz: Still can't quite get the heel - flip
 tiffany: You might get hungry, so there are cuterly and dishes.
 Air Biscuit: Plumbers dont want you to know this one simple trick for when youre out of toilet paper...
 Joseph: We get it, you skate.
Image 196036   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Unicorn: lolllll @Teechur
 Borkf: @Teechur I didn't get ear bones either. I feel cheated.
 Teechur: My meat bag doesn't have a zipper running up the back. Must have been a later model or a mod of some sort.
 Air Biscuit: The eyes are moving!!
Image 196035   08-08-17   Uploaded by    teletub
 Zukero: "Tete d'un nouveau front chaud" by Pierre Fleury
Image 196034   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
 Soaps Pierre: @funny in the wall Matt Demon
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward or matt damon
 gorilla: No Sleep 'Til 17!
 ignatz: Welp, there goes my inheritance
 Zukero: Don't worry. I won't kill you.
 Teechur: The Waif is not happy about her two new apprentices.
 Unstableton: A bit young to have two kids. I would've been angry too in that age.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Dr Awkward why not both?
 Dr Awkward: That's either a 7 year old girl, bummed about having new twin siblings OR a Russian assassin
Image 196033   08-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 grizzly: @White Rice it's one of my favs!
 The Man: /Powers of One/ was not as interesting a movie as /Powers of Ten/
 sparename: Jogindra Applesaheed
 Fancy Clown: Now you know why he's on his own...
 White Rice: "The power of one"? I enjoyed that book (and ended up having it as assigned reading years later in high school, so that was a particularly enjoyable time in English class)
 Radstarboom: 30 years!? Those trees would be almost 5 meters tall!
Image 196032   08-08-17   Uploaded by    petunias
 Dr Awkward: I like Gramfel
 Horatio: Finally, a funny Garfield.
Image 196031   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 sue: Terror On the Tarmac
 Chest Rockwell: If you like Hero-1 the dog walker, you'll love Hero-1 the bartender.
 Air Biscuit: R.O.B.s spin attack just got more effective...
 Ulillillia: The robot is OK with your dog and may let it live.
Image 196030   08-07-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Dr Awkward: @Whatever You're mixing up your peanut butter terms. White politicians are "chunky," not "crunchy"
 Whatever: Myth: young virgins should be sacrificed to appease angry volcano gods. Fact: angry volcano gods are happy to get cranky old white politicians too, since they are more crunchy
Image 196029   08-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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