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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
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 tib gubb: no love for the graveyard shift
 cenecia: I wake up at 7am and I'm a useless member of society. What do I pick!?
 addend: Very briefly at 6, then 7, then lunchtime.
 craftjunk: Fuck this. Maybe I work third shift at he hospital, you piece of shit
Image 195797   08-06-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
393
 
 FabricMan: One more round!
 sparename: Priorities
 XLY: some doggos just wanna watch the world burn
 Peach: Amidst chaos, a ray of hope.
 digabigpig: 2017.jpg
 Shay: Sex and violence.
Image 195796   08-06-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
351
 
 Spazstatic: @Teechur please. Also for a friend.
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Slowly? To music?
 Peach: Tip: Strive to bring as little attention to your pelvis as possible.
 Spazstatic: @Teechur could you ease the board using side to side movements? Asking for a friend.
 Teechur: Better yet: NEVER turn your back on your stoodints. Give the 'honor' of erasing the board to a stoodint who has trouble staying awake.
Image 195795   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
159
 
 Surprising: Only if its a white Testarossa or a red 308
 reagan: Ferrari squats sound like a mental weakness thing to me.
 Ulillillia: The spicy Ferrari
 Peach: What's a Ferrari Squater doing with such tiny baby ankles, huh? I call BS.
Image 195794   08-06-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
646
 
 Annoying Vegan : Later, shitlords!
 Dresdenkeogh: Another bicycle kick tragically cut short
Image 195793   08-06-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
196
 
 Zukero: Fancy paintball arena
 Mad Collager: This exhibit brought to you by Status Quo.
 mwoody: It's a little known fact that Andy Warhol had a bakery. This is the room where you selected your donut toppings.
Image 195792   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
190
 
 horseycabbage: My pallets come on a pallet.
 Mr. Shine: Not shown: the Styrofoam shipment
 Teechur: Palletception
Image 195791   08-06-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
202
 
 Donut: The gramophone is telling her to kill. I know it.
 Bagels: Those look more like horrible back growths than wings
 Urn BooUrn: #1 among topless fairies.
Image 195790   08-06-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
262
 
 alex: [echo in here....echo in here...]
 cishet: Hmm... *taps microphone* "Is there an echo in here?"
 Porm Munties: Santasaurus Rex
 Mr. Shine: What is this when it's not being seasonal, a crunkasaurus?!
 trucker: Santasaurus Rex
 firesoup: Santasaurus Rex
Image 195789   08-06-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
136
 
 Mr. Shine: Fab you luss!
 Nopetology: This table dance is weird
Image 195788   08-06-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
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