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257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
362
 
 pirate: But take selfie of self and fire before exiting.
 Spazstatic: On second thought, tweet first, vacate later.
 Uncle Phil: Leave your javelin behind next time.
Image 195711   08-06-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
509
 
 Science: @scribbs: It is, but everything is subsidized by the government and there are virtually no checks or laws, so workers are exploited and costs are extremely low.
 Catcat: @scribbs well, yeah, that's why you have massive pollution and suicide prevention nets around Apple factories.
 FabricMan: Fine. Have some domestically-produced coal
 apoxia: I asked my two year old son "what gets made in China". His answer was "lots and lots and lots".
 scribbs: @antipatterns I used to be email-pals with a public-radio business reporter back around 1999-2000 who was working in China. She confirmed that by then China was basically capitalist in all but name :-)
 antipatterns: @scribbs I am now convinced that prison labour in totalitarian states is okay!
 Catcat: @Shay "Dead" is the preferable state to keep Christopher Hitchens in.
 scribbs: Dear Josh, That cheap labor made it possible for me to get you those toys in the first place; frees up money for other purchases of domestically-made goods; and the money that goes abroad comes back in export sales, and investment in domestic business and government, encouraging private-sector growth and public-sector programs. Be careful what you wish for. Yours, Santa.
 Shay: Nikhil and Josh are going on the naughty list.
 Catcat: Ah, woke todlers.
Image 195710   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 195709 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. We'll pray for you, tane.
Score:
100
 
 The Man: LIMITED EDITION
 Air Biscuit: Great, more collectables to get.
 White Rice: @Catcat it's not even a reference, they just poorly shopped an ill-fitting image onto a cup. There's no point I can see (unless they were reeeeealy stretching & trying to make a "venti=vault-tec/vault-boy" "joke", but if that much thought went into it I'd expect at least that much effort in finding a fitting image.
 Wooden Spoon: That's not how you spell "Vault Boy"
 Catcat: OH HEY A NERD REFERENCE
Image 195708   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
231
 
 Kraken: Wheeeeeeeee.... Wait, how do I get home from here?
 house md: ***SPROING***
 Air Biscuit: Gon lasso that planet.
Image 195707   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
170
 
 addend: Naners don't return the favor.
 zupobaloop: That's a WEIRD disjunction! How many people will satisfy the 'butt' condition, but not the genitals ones? Please, for the love of God, keep those people away from me.
 Catcat: Genitals or buttholes are usually, hopefully clean at that point.
 Prostata: buttholes beat apples
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I'm part of the "elite" 5%
 scribbs: @fanny Instructions clear: refuses to eat it.
 fanny: instructions unclear, shoves banana up butthole
Image 195706   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: @Catcat that was my thought process exactly. "It's not working? More boosters."
 Sadbot: @Catcat How important is maintaining orientation on landing? Nevermind, we'll have that feature on the Mk2
 Catcat: @Spazstatic Kerbal Wheelchair Program
 NoRagrets: Better not skip arm day.
 addend: You finish the ride just before the closed front door.
 Spazstatic: Booster rockets.
 Air Biscuit: By building sweet jumps?
Image 195705   08-06-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
571
 
 Pizza: Timely.
 Spazstatic: Also baby logic.
Image 195704   08-06-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
1039
 
 Side Boob: So cute!
 Dr Awkward: Tum.
 Mr. Shine: *continuous puppy giggles*
Image 195703   08-06-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
463
 
 funny in the wall: Capitalist Jesus says no
 tiffany: Sucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Real talk: it's just easier that way
 Ulillillia: Except the custodian who has to clean this off now.
 a robot: Except Nazis.
Image 195702   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dingding
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