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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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3. Mr. Shine
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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.



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Score:
362
 
 pirate: But take selfie of self and fire before exiting.
 Spazstatic: On second thought, tweet first, vacate later.
 Uncle Phil: Leave your javelin behind next time.
Image 195711   08-06-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
509
 
 Science: @scribbs: It is, but everything is subsidized by the government and there are virtually no checks or laws, so workers are exploited and costs are extremely low.
 Catcat: @scribbs well, yeah, that's why you have massive pollution and suicide prevention nets around Apple factories.
 FabricMan: Fine. Have some domestically-produced coal
 apoxia: I asked my two year old son "what gets made in China". His answer was "lots and lots and lots".
 scribbs: @antipatterns I used to be email-pals with a public-radio business reporter back around 1999-2000 who was working in China. She confirmed that by then China was basically capitalist in all but name :-)
 antipatterns: @scribbs I am now convinced that prison labour in totalitarian states is okay!
 Catcat: @Shay "Dead" is the preferable state to keep Christopher Hitchens in.
 scribbs: Dear Josh, That cheap labor made it possible for me to get you those toys in the first place; frees up money for other purchases of domestically-made goods; and the money that goes abroad comes back in export sales, and investment in domestic business and government, encouraging private-sector growth and public-sector programs. Be careful what you wish for. Yours, Santa.
 Shay: Nikhil and Josh are going on the naughty list.
 Catcat: Ah, woke todlers.
Image 195710   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 195709 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. You have brought shame on us, tane.
Score:
100
 
 The Man: LIMITED EDITION
 Air Biscuit: Great, more collectables to get.
 White Rice: @Catcat it's not even a reference, they just poorly shopped an ill-fitting image onto a cup. There's no point I can see (unless they were reeeeealy stretching & trying to make a "venti=vault-tec/vault-boy" "joke", but if that much thought went into it I'd expect at least that much effort in finding a fitting image.
 Wooden Spoon: That's not how you spell "Vault Boy"
 Catcat: OH HEY A NERD REFERENCE
Image 195708   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
231
 
 Kraken: Wheeeeeeeee.... Wait, how do I get home from here?
 house md: ***SPROING***
 Air Biscuit: Gon lasso that planet.
Image 195707   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
170
 
 addend: Naners don't return the favor.
 zupobaloop: That's a WEIRD disjunction! How many people will satisfy the 'butt' condition, but not the genitals ones? Please, for the love of God, keep those people away from me.
 Catcat: Genitals or buttholes are usually, hopefully clean at that point.
 Prostata: buttholes beat apples
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I'm part of the "elite" 5%
 scribbs: @fanny Instructions clear: refuses to eat it.
 fanny: instructions unclear, shoves banana up butthole
Image 195706   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: @Catcat that was my thought process exactly. "It's not working? More boosters."
 Sadbot: @Catcat How important is maintaining orientation on landing? Nevermind, we'll have that feature on the Mk2
 Catcat: @Spazstatic Kerbal Wheelchair Program
 NoRagrets: Better not skip arm day.
 addend: You finish the ride just before the closed front door.
 Spazstatic: Booster rockets.
 Air Biscuit: By building sweet jumps?
Image 195705   08-06-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
571
 
 Pizza: Timely.
 Spazstatic: Also baby logic.
Image 195704   08-06-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
1039
 
 Side Boob: So cute!
 Dr Awkward: Tum.
 Mr. Shine: *continuous puppy giggles*
Image 195703   08-06-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
463
 
 funny in the wall: Capitalist Jesus says no
 tiffany: Sucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Real talk: it's just easier that way
 Ulillillia: Except the custodian who has to clean this off now.
 a robot: Except Nazis.
Image 195702   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dingding
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