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269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this gsc-game.com/

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

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269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance



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 pirate: But take selfie of self and fire before exiting.
 Spazstatic: On second thought, tweet first, vacate later.
 Uncle Phil: Leave your javelin behind next time.
Image 195711   08-06-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
509
 
 Science: @scribbs: It is, but everything is subsidized by the government and there are virtually no checks or laws, so workers are exploited and costs are extremely low.
 Catcat: @scribbs well, yeah, that's why you have massive pollution and suicide prevention nets around Apple factories.
 FabricMan: Fine. Have some domestically-produced coal
 apoxia: I asked my two year old son "what gets made in China". His answer was "lots and lots and lots".
 scribbs: @antipatterns I used to be email-pals with a public-radio business reporter back around 1999-2000 who was working in China. She confirmed that by then China was basically capitalist in all but name :-)
 antipatterns: @scribbs I am now convinced that prison labour in totalitarian states is okay!
 Catcat: @Shay "Dead" is the preferable state to keep Christopher Hitchens in.
 scribbs: Dear Josh, That cheap labor made it possible for me to get you those toys in the first place; frees up money for other purchases of domestically-made goods; and the money that goes abroad comes back in export sales, and investment in domestic business and government, encouraging private-sector growth and public-sector programs. Be careful what you wish for. Yours, Santa.
 Shay: Nikhil and Josh are going on the naughty list.
 Catcat: Ah, woke todlers.
Image 195710   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 195709 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. Your image was bad, tane.
Score:
100
 
 The Man: LIMITED EDITION
 Air Biscuit: Great, more collectables to get.
 White Rice: @Catcat it's not even a reference, they just poorly shopped an ill-fitting image onto a cup. There's no point I can see (unless they were reeeeealy stretching & trying to make a "venti=vault-tec/vault-boy" "joke", but if that much thought went into it I'd expect at least that much effort in finding a fitting image.
 Wooden Spoon: That's not how you spell "Vault Boy"
 Catcat: OH HEY A NERD REFERENCE
Image 195708   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
231
 
 Kraken: Wheeeeeeeee.... Wait, how do I get home from here?
 house md: ***SPROING***
 Air Biscuit: Gon lasso that planet.
Image 195707   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
170
 
 addend: Naners don't return the favor.
 zupobaloop: That's a WEIRD disjunction! How many people will satisfy the 'butt' condition, but not the genitals ones? Please, for the love of God, keep those people away from me.
 Catcat: Genitals or buttholes are usually, hopefully clean at that point.
 Prostata: buttholes beat apples
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I'm part of the "elite" 5%
 scribbs: @fanny Instructions clear: refuses to eat it.
 fanny: instructions unclear, shoves banana up butthole
Image 195706   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: @Catcat that was my thought process exactly. "It's not working? More boosters."
 Sadbot: @Catcat How important is maintaining orientation on landing? Nevermind, we'll have that feature on the Mk2
 Catcat: @Spazstatic Kerbal Wheelchair Program
 NoRagrets: Better not skip arm day.
 addend: You finish the ride just before the closed front door.
 Spazstatic: Booster rockets.
 Air Biscuit: By building sweet jumps?
Image 195705   08-06-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
571
 
 Pizza: Timely.
 Spazstatic: Also baby logic.
Image 195704   08-06-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
1039
 
 Side Boob: So cute!
 hanky: Tum.
 Mr. Shine: *continuous puppy giggles*
Image 195703   08-06-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
463
 
 funny in the wall: Capitalist Jesus says no
 tiffany: Sucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Real talk: it's just easier that way
 Ulillillia: Except the custodian who has to clean this off now.
 a robot: Except Nazis.
Image 195702   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dingding
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