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233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233099  addend: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid."

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233016 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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Score:
170
 
 addend: Naners don't return the favor.
 zupobaloop: That's a WEIRD disjunction! How many people will satisfy the 'butt' condition, but not the genitals ones? Please, for the love of God, keep those people away from me.
 Catcat: Genitals or buttholes are usually, hopefully clean at that point.
 Prostata: buttholes beat apples
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I'm part of the "elite" 5%
 scribbs: @fanny Instructions clear: refuses to eat it.
 fanny: instructions unclear, shoves banana up butthole
Image 195706   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: @Catcat that was my thought process exactly. "It's not working? More boosters."
 Sadbot: @Catcat How important is maintaining orientation on landing? Nevermind, we'll have that feature on the Mk2
 Catcat: @Spazstatic Kerbal Wheelchair Program
 NoRagrets: Better not skip arm day.
 addend: You finish the ride just before the closed front door.
 Spazstatic: Booster rockets.
 Air Biscuit: By building sweet jumps?
Image 195705   08-06-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
571
 
 Pizza: Timely.
 Spazstatic: Also baby logic.
Image 195704   08-06-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
1039
 
 Side Boob: So cute!
 Dr Awkward: Tum.
 Mr. Shine: *continuous puppy giggles*
Image 195703   08-06-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
463
 
 funny in the wall: Capitalist Jesus says no
 Robespierre: Sucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Real talk: it's just easier that way
 Ulillillia: Except the custodian who has to clean this off now.
 a robot: Except Nazis.
Image 195702   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
266
 
 Staida: Wait... it opens what now? I vaguely remember these things I think.
 PushyWebsite: Those thing put a razor score down the side of your jewel case. Not worth it for a shortcut to a relatively easy task.
 apoxia: Where's the disc opener opener?
 Shay: Huh, I thought Maxell went out of business.
 Scoo: Oh, Big Lots, why can't I quit you?
Image 195701   08-06-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
147
 
 Robespierre: @hajjpodge Meanwhile, over in Trump County...
 Dr Awkward: Your boy must skip tire day
 hajjpodge: Welcome to Suburbia.
Image 195700   08-06-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
242
 
 Felicity: This is how Skynet sends tires back in time
 Dr Awkward: You boy definitely does not skip tire day
 Jeffrat: Does that foreskin have a zipper fly? Rad for miles.
Image 195699   08-06-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
399
 
 El hefe: Didnt know they had furries in the 70's
 Scoo: Lorax lookin' cooooool
Image 195698   08-06-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
1173
 
 Pizza: Also: NOT THE BEEEEEES!
 Pizza: Accurate.
 Shay: @Catcat Pretty sure Deathbulge is British.
 Catcat: I like that one where the guy made... 144? Australian Pokemons?
 Spazstatic: I want quakstak to be a switcheroo for something. Burger maybe.
 hajjpodge: Drown'd is my spirit pokeyman.
 Ulillillia: Bee! Beeeeee!
 Jeffrat: If there was only a third evolution (maybe Roadling?) I would take roadkill as my starter without hesitation.
 illBilliam: Wowoman is not even its final form.
 Yam: Shoe is my favourite
 Mr. Butt: I never get tired of this.
Image 195697   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Shay
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