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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
170
 
 addend: Naners don't return the favor.
 zupobaloop: That's a WEIRD disjunction! How many people will satisfy the 'butt' condition, but not the genitals ones? Please, for the love of God, keep those people away from me.
 Catcat: Genitals or buttholes are usually, hopefully clean at that point.
 Prostata: buttholes beat apples
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I'm part of the "elite" 5%
 scribbs: @fanny Instructions clear: refuses to eat it.
 fanny: instructions unclear, shoves banana up butthole
Image 195706   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
355
 
 Spazstatic: @Catcat that was my thought process exactly. "It's not working? More boosters."
 Sadbot: @Catcat How important is maintaining orientation on landing? Nevermind, we'll have that feature on the Mk2
 Catcat: @Spazstatic Kerbal Wheelchair Program
 NoRagrets: Better not skip arm day.
 addend: You finish the ride just before the closed front door.
 Spazstatic: Booster rockets.
 Air Biscuit: By building sweet jumps?
Image 195705   08-06-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
571
 
 Pizza: Timely.
 Spazstatic: Also baby logic.
Image 195704   08-06-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
1039
 
 Side Boob: So cute!
 hanky: Tum.
 Mr. Shine: *continuous puppy giggles*
Image 195703   08-06-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
463
 
 funny in the wall: Capitalist Jesus says no
 tiffany: Sucker.
 Peter Pantsless: Real talk: it's just easier that way
 Ulillillia: Except the custodian who has to clean this off now.
 a robot: Except Nazis.
Image 195702   08-06-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
266
 
 Staida: Wait... it opens what now? I vaguely remember these things I think.
 PushyWebsite: Those thing put a razor score down the side of your jewel case. Not worth it for a shortcut to a relatively easy task.
 apoxia: Where's the disc opener opener?
 Shay: Huh, I thought Maxell went out of business.
 Scoo: Oh, Big Lots, why can't I quit you?
Image 195701   08-06-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
147
 
 HenryVIII: @hajjpodge Meanwhile, over in Trump County...
 Beerarchy: Your boy must skip tire day
 hajjpodge: Welcome to Suburbia.
Image 195700   08-06-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
242
 
 Oh Don Piano: This is how Skynet sends tires back in time
 clueful: You boy definitely does not skip tire day
 Jeffrat: Does that foreskin have a zipper fly? Rad for miles.
Image 195699   08-06-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
399
 
 El hefe: Didnt know they had furries in the 70's
 Scoo: Lorax lookin' cooooool
Image 195698   08-06-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
1173
 
 Pizza: Also: NOT THE BEEEEEES!
 Pizza: Accurate.
 Shay: @Catcat Pretty sure Deathbulge is British.
 Catcat: I like that one where the guy made... 144? Australian Pokemons?
 Spazstatic: I want quakstak to be a switcheroo for something. Burger maybe.
 hajjpodge: Drown'd is my spirit pokeyman.
 Ulillillia: Bee! Beeeeee!
 Jeffrat: If there was only a third evolution (maybe Roadling?) I would take roadkill as my starter without hesitation.
 illBilliam: Wowoman is not even its final form.
 Yam: Shoe is my favourite
 Mr. Butt: I never get tired of this.
Image 195697   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Shay
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