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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 Science: There is a reason this game is called Jeopardy...
 trelyate: I feel like they wrote it that way just to bait someone into saying age of consent.
 tib gubb: Tom just got himself put on a list
 White Rice: Tom, why don't you have a seat over there?
Image 195635   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 195634   08-05-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
 raditzu: Instructions unclear, ended with a apple raping a toast bread.
 UseYourName: Illuminati confirmed
 A duck: Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe
 Air Biscuit: Bread adds traction so that you dont slip on apple peels. Safety first.
 tib gubb: classic stanley
 Ulillillia: How to make Idaho bread.
 El Barto: Flawless
Image 195633   08-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 Unbathed: All but Leviathan, cutie-pie.
 El Barto: @Mr. Shine @Mr. Shine hahaha, I love it.
 Mr. Shine: @El Barto SCREAM!
 El Barto: Kill, kill, kill them all. Drown them in the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a...(anybody got a good ender?)
 Hokie333: "Wait, do what now? How am I supposed to 'kill the mall?'"
 Nope: Slow your roll Megan.
Image 195632   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 9mm: This life hack is weird.
Image 195631   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 cahuatijo: Barefoot Hamurai.
 sparename: His porn-site translation software didn't properly explain going for a spit-roasting...
 Hosebag: My Doberman will see you now...
 UseYourName: The MeatMan Cometh
 Spazstatic: Japan? You mean Lady Gaga.
 Fancy Clown: Japan IS weird!
 Sadbot: @Felicity It's never not time for Space Mutiny names
 Gallifrasian: Rip Steakface! Chunk Largemeat! Crunch Beefbroth!
 DrinkMixMan: Meat me in the field in the next fifteen minutes...
 square44: that's not one of meat's many uses.
 UnknownSample: Tetsuo the Meat Man
 hat thrab: Zhang Huan is chinese :(
 El Barto: Beefy.
 Sadbot: The Grillable Hero: All Beef
 tib gubb: dude is really good at keeping a straight face, i'll give him that
 djublonskopf: "Can't get eaten by bears if the bears get full before they finish eating your clothes."
Image 195630   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
 DrinkMixMan: *Checks note on hand* LENNY=WHITE. CARL=BLACK.
 UnknownSample: Friends for eternity, loyalty, honesty
Image 195629   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Lantry: That lasagna looks crisp
 DrinkMixMan: If this was your friend's baby, you still would have to pretend it's pretty.
Image 195628   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 grizzly: This sorority is rad!
 El Barto: Doggos all the way down.
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna join this gang.
 werterland: #squadgoals
Image 195627   08-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 nanananana: The Revenge of Doh
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
Image 195626   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gggina
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