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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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 Science: There is a reason this game is called Jeopardy...
 trelyate: I feel like they wrote it that way just to bait someone into saying age of consent.
 tib gubb: Tom just got himself put on a list
 White Rice: Tom, why don't you have a seat over there?
Image 195635   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 195634   08-05-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
 raditzu: Instructions unclear, ended with a apple raping a toast bread.
 UseYourName: Illuminati confirmed
 A duck: Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe
 Air Biscuit: Bread adds traction so that you dont slip on apple peels. Safety first.
 tib gubb: classic stanley
 Ulillillia: How to make Idaho bread.
 El Barto: Flawless
Image 195633   08-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 Unbathed: All but Leviathan, cutie-pie.
 El Barto: @Mr. Shine @Mr. Shine hahaha, I love it.
 Mr. Shine: @El Barto SCREAM!
 El Barto: Kill, kill, kill them all. Drown them in the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a...(anybody got a good ender?)
 Hokie333: "Wait, do what now? How am I supposed to 'kill the mall?'"
 Nope: Slow your roll Megan.
Image 195632   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 9mm: This life hack is weird.
Image 195631   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 cahuatijo: Barefoot Hamurai.
 sparename: His porn-site translation software didn't properly explain going for a spit-roasting...
 Hosebag: My Doberman will see you now...
 UseYourName: The MeatMan Cometh
 Spazstatic: Japan? You mean Lady Gaga.
 Fancy Clown: Japan IS weird!
 Sadbot: @Felicity It's never not time for Space Mutiny names
 Gallifrasian: Rip Steakface! Chunk Largemeat! Crunch Beefbroth!
 DrinkMixMan: Meat me in the field in the next fifteen minutes...
 square44: that's not one of meat's many uses.
 UnknownSample: Tetsuo the Meat Man
 hat thrab: Zhang Huan is chinese :(
 El Barto: Beefy.
 Sadbot: The Grillable Hero: All Beef
 tib gubb: dude is really good at keeping a straight face, i'll give him that
 djublonskopf: "Can't get eaten by bears if the bears get full before they finish eating your clothes."
Image 195630   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
 DrinkMixMan: *Checks note on hand* LENNY=WHITE. CARL=BLACK.
 UnknownSample: Friends for eternity, loyalty, honesty
Image 195629   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Lantry: That lasagna looks crisp
 DrinkMixMan: If this was your friend's baby, you still would have to pretend it's pretty.
Image 195628   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 grizzly: This sorority is rad!
 El Barto: Doggos all the way down.
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna join this gang.
 werterland: #squadgoals
Image 195627   08-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 nanananana: The Revenge of Doh
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
Image 195626   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gggina
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