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233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

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3. Teechur
4. glenalec
5. Felicity
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9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
429
 
 Science: There is a reason this game is called Jeopardy...
 trelyate: I feel like they wrote it that way just to bait someone into saying age of consent.
 tib gubb: Tom just got himself put on a list
 White Rice: Tom, why don't you have a seat over there?
Image 195635   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
508
 
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Image 195634   08-05-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
446
 
 raditzu: Instructions unclear, ended with a apple raping a toast bread.
 UseYourName: Illuminati confirmed
 Felicity: Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe
 Air Biscuit: Bread adds traction so that you dont slip on apple peels. Safety first.
 tib gubb: classic stanley
 Ulillillia: How to make Idaho bread.
 El Barto: Flawless
Image 195633   08-05-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
458
 
 Unbathed: All but Leviathan, cutie-pie.
 El Barto: @Mr. Shine @Mr. Shine hahaha, I love it.
 Mr. Shine: @El Barto SCREAM!
 El Barto: Kill, kill, kill them all. Drown them in the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a...(anybody got a good ender?)
 Hokie333: "Wait, do what now? How am I supposed to 'kill the mall?'"
 Nope: Slow your roll Megan.
Image 195632   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: This life hack is weird.
Image 195631   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
373
 
 cahuatijo: Barefoot Hamurai.
 sparename: His porn-site translation software didn't properly explain going for a spit-roasting...
 Hosebag: My Doberman will see you now...
 UseYourName: The MeatMan Cometh
 Spazstatic: Japan? You mean Lady Gaga.
 Fancy Clown: Japan IS weird!
 Sadbot: @Felicity It's never not time for Space Mutiny names
 Felicity: Rip Steakface! Chunk Largemeat! Crunch Beefbroth!
 DrinkMixMan: Meat me in the field in the next fifteen minutes...
 square44: that's not one of meat's many uses.
 UnknownSample: Tetsuo the Meat Man
 hat thrab: Zhang Huan is chinese :(
 El Barto: Beefy.
 Sadbot: The Grillable Hero: All Beef
 tib gubb: dude is really good at keeping a straight face, i'll give him that
 djublonskopf: "Can't get eaten by bears if the bears get full before they finish eating your clothes."
Image 195630   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
577
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Checks note on hand* LENNY=WHITE. CARL=BLACK.
 UnknownSample: Friends for eternity, loyalty, honesty
Image 195629   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
170
 
 Lantry: That lasagna looks crisp
 DrinkMixMan: If this was your friend's baby, you still would have to pretend it's pretty.
Image 195628   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
919
 
 grizzly: This sorority is rad!
 El Barto: Doggos all the way down.
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna join this gang.
 werterland: #squadgoals
Image 195627   08-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
54
 
 Felicity: The Revenge of Doh
 Ulillillia: Hi Mom!!!
Image 195626   08-05-17   Uploaded by    gggina
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