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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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10. Felicity

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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12. Murm Gungus: 1357 points
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 Gonzo: And I call you bitches because who else would be up this early?
 Scoo: Mornin', Bob
 Greifer: Time to fuck?!
 Pickle Dick: Boring Mitches
 scribbs: *britches
 Cami: @Mr. Whiskers It depends who I wake up with.
 Mr. Whiskers: Good for them. I've never been a morning person.
 Cami: Is that like morning wood?
Image 195509   08-05-17   Uploaded by    potato
 Air Biscuit: Which one doubles as a musket?
 DrinkMixMan: Do it.
 Rev80: Somewhere, someone is posting that an Oval Straight Single Bit Axe handle is actual an Obloid Straight Single Bit Axe handle.
 Mr. Shine: My little brother recovered a double-bit axe head found seven feet underground, restored it and gave it to me as a Christmas gift. The chemical rust-removal process left it scarred like a lunar surface, which means the sharpened parts have a vicious serrated razor edge. This axe is f#cking terrifying. I should take a picture and post it.
 dingding: hittin with the axe effect
 Cami: The best hittin' sticks going
 Ihminen: "knob end"
 duckybox: I didn't know yaks wore sandals..
Image 195508   08-05-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Kess: IT'S ART, MOM
 winwolf: Saw this on grindr.
 Scoo: Dat brass, tho
 Rev80: Wow.. A whale-tail that is actually full-sized
 gorilla: only authentic with tramp stamp
 a robot: I like big iron butts and I cannot lie
 m o l e m a n: The ol' bump an grind
Image 195507   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Dank Means: Fuck Ted Nugent / Who gives a fuck / You like to hunt a lot / So fucking what
 Hokie333: Graphic Design is my Passion
 Spazstatic: He has a mustard soul patch. Gross.
 Donut: That's right. Tell that sunglasses hotdog what you REALLY think of him.
 Air Biscuit: Twist: she was never going out with this guy to begin with.
Image 195506   08-05-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 apoxia: Nice rocks.
 El Barto: "You think you can steal my humans, punk*? I will destroy you." *Can be applied to any object, activity or creature the human spends time with that should be spent fawning over me.
 scribbs: Donate to the Patreon: you get a purple leash and somebody to take you on walks.
 Yam: "Nobody cares about me now that he's here" Cat, probably
Image 195505   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Red
 scribbs: Facit Sejam & Friend.
 Bu7Z: Skexi and gelfling be friends?
 El Barto: 2 good dogs.
Image 195504   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
 bug: Actually, that dog is just part of a racist rally against Dachshunds.
 Air Biscuit: Street rules bitch(literally)
Image 195503   08-05-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 toaster: This makes me want to lie down for a while
 Mr. Shine: The devil's psychic soap?
Image 195502   08-05-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
 Mr. Shine: Is this an owl or a Tawny Frogmouth?
 Cami: Concussed owls get rad votes? Or is that some kind of owl trick.
 Dresdenkeogh: What was in that fucking vole man? I feeeel weird. Who... Who .... Hoooo am I ?
Image 195501   08-05-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 Rev80: I hope they make an ironically horrible Xmas sweater from that hair
 Teechur: What? Let's see YOU lose this much hair and still look this good!
Image 195500   08-05-17   Uploaded by    space
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