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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

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 carlin: And then she walked into my office. She had legs that went all the way up, but arms that stopped short
 Horatio: Mysteries to solve: 1. The Case of the Missing Tree Stars 2. The Quick-Growing Sky Ball 3. Chicken or Egg
 Hokie333: "Nah, sorry, You're on yer own. I only hunt Jakes."
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i think a prehistoric private eye might be the most anachronistic concept I've ever heard of.
 Sadbot: At least you have dinosaurs, I just have weasels ripping my flesh!
 Ihminen: Same
Image 195413   08-04-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
296
 
 Mr Bleak: This little song, it ain't so sad. The cutest little song you ever had. Those of you who will not sing. You must be playin' with your own ching-a-ling
 Cami: Chingling or Ching-a-ling? The difference is a big one.
 Sadbot: Just don't neglect my Psyduck
 Mr. Butt: Yes.
Image 195412   08-04-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
330
 
 PushyWebsite: Get ye to the window sill!
 Spazstatic: Moon Sugar
 Jabberwikket: Mint whiskey gummis, my favorite !
 a robot: @Supermansbrother Still looks cool though
 Supermansbrother: Green sea glass is mostly Rolling Rock bottles abandoned in the sea.
Image 195411   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1154
 
 jazzjunkie: MASCOTS ARE NICE
 Teechur: A bicycle built for Doot.
 jochenau: This is DOOT
 a robot: "The Adventures of Mascot and Mr. Skeltal" is a cartoon show, or at least a webseries, that needs to happen!
 Ihminen: Rad to the bone
Image 195410   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
410
 
 E. HONDA: seems to require some interpretation
 Air Biscuit: Unidentified flying religion
 Teechur: Gold Circle, like Zayre's, Best Products, and Uncle Bill's, went out of business decades ago.
 Nope: That a mirror chair?
 jochenau: As we all know, gold circles means telepathy exists, while silver circles mean vaccines cause autism, and blue squares indicate that your local government representatives are aliens.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: thanks, friendly spaceship user @NanananananananaCATMAN!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: just peyote things
 Mexico: That's just God messing with you, dude.
Image 195409   08-04-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
532
 
 dobbiesdoogs: cut'plah!
 Bolt Vanderhuge: quick, someone sneak attack him and totally take him out, proving that they are a physical threat to not be taken lightly!!!
 a robot: How much more 90s could this be? None. None more 90s.
 Jeffrat: Poor grouchy mike dorn, shoulda been a dock not a warf...
Image 195408   08-04-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
201
 
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Image 195407   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
372
 
 Mr Bleak: There is no Yogi, only Zuul
 Wooden Spoon: Is this one of those Australian Drop-Bears I've heard so much about?
 Bu7Z: Don't jump lil fella!
 San DoDo: Lost
 Catcat: @SomeCanadian Oh goddamn it, you just beat me to it!
 FunkyDrunk: The bear Moscow deserves, not the bear Moscow needs.
 SomeCanadian: Not the hero we want- or really the hero we deserve. He's just a wild bear.
Image 195406   08-04-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: Test driving a Tesla in Ludicrous Mode
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - this is why i don't watch the news
 WTF: These new Memorex commericals are extreme.
 SomeCanadian: You gotta take a break from the news sometimes
Image 195405   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
941
 
 Spazstatic: Hurgklugrlgle
 SomeCanadian: Much better if you think the small dog is throwing up the fluid.
 a robot: I've posted this image and I've seen it at least three or four more times here, but I will radvote it each time because it's never gonna stop being hilarious
Image 195404   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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