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234010  Derp Herpigan: @addend OHNO

233983  FabricMan: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

234041  Ulillillia: Spicy Freddy

234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

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233924 Yurishiro: 10

233930 brian greene: i would

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!



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Score:
557
 
 Greifer: Corn dogs
 Peach: These dogs sure died a a weird death.
 Catcat: Wienercobs?
 Knice: I like this. (Side note: For additional groan, these should be huskies.)
 Side Boob: Did someone make Elotes?
 a robot: *ba dum tsss*
Image 195286   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 195285 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fracking. You have brought shame on us, fracking.
Score:
310
 
 Catcat: Of come on, you can get back to sending all those sexts!
 RiderFan: To those living in the US south, school starts soon. This is not applicable to those who go back to school after labor day.
 Uncle Phil: SchoolHorn?
Image 195284   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
266
 
 Wet farts: NO
 Wooden Spoon: Oont "Stinkin Thinkin"
 Catcat: I stopped going to corporate meeting because I couldn't see shit through watermarks.
 Niels Bohr: @a robot "management has been ideating and unpacking, we are entering a new paradigm of core competencies. The bleeding edge of this corporate synergy is less dilly-dallying and doing your dang work." Fixed it for ya buddy.
 a robot: Far too bereft of bullshit corporate buzzwords to be real
 Mr. Whiskers: Steve Brule's keys to success
Image 195283   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
507
 
 Jennerator: "WAKE UP YOU SHEEP"
 Niels Bohr: Raaaaaapping to the sick bleats.
 tib gubb: those white folks are at it again
 Spazstatic: It's a team based battle, her kids are gonna join in any second...
 duckfarts: it's a rap baaaaaaattle
 ArchStanton: Not sure how the goat being pregnant affects what's going on here...
Image 195282   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
374
 
 Felicity: Theres a 404 bus route in my city and people make the same joke *every* *time*
 Mad Collager: I can't find my seat. It appears the entire section is missing!
Image 195281   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
413
 
 Mr. Shine: Some day we'll buy some chairs!
 Robespierre: Back to mono, y'all.
 Catcat: @kornisjon to be fair, everyone looks like they're dressed for work while being at home.
 Catcat: The communist detection machine.
 Otterman: I am concerned for this ad-model's well being.
 Otterman: I wonder if her back hurts.
 kornisjon: The world will never be this stylish again.
Image 195280   08-04-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
529
 
 Jennerator: I'd prank him by swapping in ADONN
 Catcat: @Butcherboy Eh, it's Commiefornia, they're gonna ask about your feelings at most.
 Butcherboy: I somehow think the police will tell you to knock that off. Creative though
Image 195279   08-04-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
1106
 
 Mr. Shine: *thunderous musical fanfare*
 Christina: Some heroes wear capes.
 Aufziehvogel: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Image 195278   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Wooden Spoon: How are these not full of pencil holes? All mine are.
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur ha! Tooshay.
 Teechur: A Google image search shows that these are used for correcting mistakes. No wonder I didn't recognize them.
 Greifer: @Aufziehvogel ratzefummeldiergummi afaik
 Aufziehvogel: German younglings call it "RATZEFUMMEL"
Image 195277   08-04-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
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