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248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Paint Chips uploaded 248051 (912 points)
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 7. Side Boob: 3155 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
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10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
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Score:
310
 
 Catcat: Of come on, you can get back to sending all those sexts!
 RiderFan: To those living in the US south, school starts soon. This is not applicable to those who go back to school after labor day.
 Uncle Phil: SchoolHorn?
Image 195284   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
266
 
 Wet farts: NO
 Wooden Spoon: Oont "Stinkin Thinkin"
 Catcat: I stopped going to corporate meeting because I couldn't see shit through watermarks.
 Niels Bohr: @a robot "management has been ideating and unpacking, we are entering a new paradigm of core competencies. The bleeding edge of this corporate synergy is less dilly-dallying and doing your dang work." Fixed it for ya buddy.
 a robot: Far too bereft of bullshit corporate buzzwords to be real
 Mr. Whiskers: Steve Brule's keys to success
Image 195283   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
507
 
 Jennerator: "WAKE UP YOU SHEEP"
 Niels Bohr: Raaaaaapping to the sick bleats.
 tib gubb: those white folks are at it again
 Spazstatic: It's a team based battle, her kids are gonna join in any second...
 duckfarts: it's a rap baaaaaaattle
 ArchStanton: Not sure how the goat being pregnant affects what's going on here...
Image 195282   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
374
 
 Felicity: Theres a 404 bus route in my city and people make the same joke *every* *time*
 Mad Collager: I can't find my seat. It appears the entire section is missing!
Image 195281   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
413
 
 Mr. Shine: Some day we'll buy some chairs!
 violentwrath: Back to mono, y'all.
 Catcat: @kornisjon to be fair, everyone looks like they're dressed for work while being at home.
 Catcat: The communist detection machine.
 Otterman: I am concerned for this ad-model's well being.
 Otterman: I wonder if her back hurts.
 kornisjon: The world will never be this stylish again.
Image 195280   08-04-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
529
 
 Jennerator: I'd prank him by swapping in ADONN
 Catcat: @Butcherboy Eh, it's Commiefornia, they're gonna ask about your feelings at most.
 Butcherboy: I somehow think the police will tell you to knock that off. Creative though
Image 195279   08-04-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
1106
 
 Mr. Shine: *thunderous musical fanfare*
 Christina: Some heroes wear capes.
 topcity: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Image 195278   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Wooden Spoon: How are these not full of pencil holes? All mine are.
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur ha! Tooshay.
 Teechur: A Google image search shows that these are used for correcting mistakes. No wonder I didn't recognize them.
 Greifer: @Aufziehvogel ratzefummeldiergummi afaik
 wolfskin: German younglings call it "RATZEFUMMEL"
Image 195277   08-04-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
456
 
 Felicity: Theyll try anything to get pandas to breed
 Jennerator: His girlfriend is not a horse
 Otterman: I am concerned with this panda mascot's well-being.
 younglink: Normal situation in Japan. It would be suspicious if he didn't have a bear with him.
 sparename: I, too, am not averse to 'stuffing my panda in the carriage', ooh-err, missus??
Image 195276   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 Staida: Stop being jealous of other people. Make your own fucking way in the world or shut up.
 Felicity: Were far from it yet, but theres nothing wrong with being able to imagine a post-scarcity future
 Jabberwikket: Pshaw. Einstein did his best work at McDonalds
 Mr Shifty: Weird. I saw a stat on somewhere that if all the wealth in America was equally shared then the annual average income would rise to $700000 pa.
 hajjpodge: @Knice Because it is absolute bullshit.
 tib gubb: it's almost like he's never met an actual human being before.
 Catcat: @Knice Well, you see, all the technology of the last 30 odd years had a tremendous increase in productivity that didn't see an increase in wages, so yeah, it kind sux.
 Teechur: So, one in 10,000 makes for 750,000 people in the whole world who are nurses and doctors, builders, HVAC/plumbers, car mechanics, farmers, sanitation engineers, morticians, etc. You had some good ideas, Bucky. I don't think this was one of them.
 antipatterns: Heh we were actually more productive at the turn of the century than we are now. Of course, we have complex financial mechanisms to ensure that the GDP appears to be rising. I think maybe 20-30% of the population could support the others depending on how many toys you want to have. Instead we use our surplus labour to fill prisons, fight pointless wars, and develop apps so children can send each other pornography on their phones. I mean, I guess it's better than building pyramids??
 FabricMan: There's a phrase we're going to hear more and more often as climate change disrupts our food supplies: "Surplus Population"
 sparename: I have invented many things, unfortunately, every single one of them after someone else.
 Felicity: Yeah...hmm. Its certainly a healthier attitude than increasing efficiency and then telling people We dont need you. Go home and die. It should be like the military; there are no disposable people. We can find something for everyone to do.
 WTF: He's right. Get rid of 99.99% of the population as they are no longer needed.
 redmonkey3: CAPITALISM MUST BE PROTECTED! PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
 Side Boob: @Knice Seems he's counting on scientific breakthroughs (if he even said this). Hope isn't really a strategy.
 Knice: That sounds like utter bullshit to me.
 ignatz: Bucky is my hero.
Image 195275   08-04-17   Uploaded by    marxist
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