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257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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Score:
310
 
 Catcat: Of come on, you can get back to sending all those sexts!
 RiderFan: To those living in the US south, school starts soon. This is not applicable to those who go back to school after labor day.
 Uncle Phil: SchoolHorn?
Image 195284   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
266
 
 Wet farts: NO
 Wooden Spoon: Oont "Stinkin Thinkin"
 Catcat: I stopped going to corporate meeting because I couldn't see shit through watermarks.
 Niels Bohr: @a robot "management has been ideating and unpacking, we are entering a new paradigm of core competencies. The bleeding edge of this corporate synergy is less dilly-dallying and doing your dang work." Fixed it for ya buddy.
 a robot: Far too bereft of bullshit corporate buzzwords to be real
 Mr. Whiskers: Steve Brule's keys to success
Image 195283   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
507
 
 Jennerator: "WAKE UP YOU SHEEP"
 Niels Bohr: Raaaaaapping to the sick bleats.
 tib gubb: those white folks are at it again
 Spazstatic: It's a team based battle, her kids are gonna join in any second...
 duckfarts: it's a rap baaaaaaattle
 ArchStanton: Not sure how the goat being pregnant affects what's going on here...
Image 195282   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
374
 
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Theres a 404 bus route in my city and people make the same joke *every* *time*
 Mad Collager: I can't find my seat. It appears the entire section is missing!
Image 195281   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
413
 
 Mr. Shine: Some day we'll buy some chairs!
 violentwrath: Back to mono, y'all.
 Catcat: @kornisjon to be fair, everyone looks like they're dressed for work while being at home.
 Catcat: The communist detection machine.
 Otterman: I am concerned for this ad-model's well being.
 Otterman: I wonder if her back hurts.
 kornisjon: The world will never be this stylish again.
Image 195280   08-04-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
529
 
 Jennerator: I'd prank him by swapping in ADONN
 Catcat: @Butcherboy Eh, it's Commiefornia, they're gonna ask about your feelings at most.
 Butcherboy: I somehow think the police will tell you to knock that off. Creative though
Image 195279   08-04-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
1106
 
 Mr. Shine: *thunderous musical fanfare*
 Christina: Some heroes wear capes.
 topcity: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Image 195278   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Wooden Spoon: How are these not full of pencil holes? All mine are.
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur ha! Tooshay.
 Teechur: A Google image search shows that these are used for correcting mistakes. No wonder I didn't recognize them.
 Greifer: @Aufziehvogel ratzefummeldiergummi afaik
 wolfskin: German younglings call it "RATZEFUMMEL"
Image 195277   08-04-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
456
 
 eumoria: Theyll try anything to get pandas to breed
 Jennerator: His girlfriend is not a horse
 Otterman: I am concerned with this panda mascot's well-being.
 younglink: Normal situation in Japan. It would be suspicious if he didn't have a bear with him.
 sparename: I, too, am not averse to 'stuffing my panda in the carriage', ooh-err, missus??
Image 195276   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 Staida: Stop being jealous of other people. Make your own fucking way in the world or shut up.
 bigASShobo: Were far from it yet, but theres nothing wrong with being able to imagine a post-scarcity future
 Jabberwikket: Pshaw. Einstein did his best work at McDonalds
 Mr Shifty: Weird. I saw a stat on somewhere that if all the wealth in America was equally shared then the annual average income would rise to $700000 pa.
 hajjpodge: @Knice Because it is absolute bullshit.
 tib gubb: it's almost like he's never met an actual human being before.
 Catcat: @Knice Well, you see, all the technology of the last 30 odd years had a tremendous increase in productivity that didn't see an increase in wages, so yeah, it kind sux.
 Teechur: So, one in 10,000 makes for 750,000 people in the whole world who are nurses and doctors, builders, HVAC/plumbers, car mechanics, farmers, sanitation engineers, morticians, etc. You had some good ideas, Bucky. I don't think this was one of them.
 antipatterns: Heh we were actually more productive at the turn of the century than we are now. Of course, we have complex financial mechanisms to ensure that the GDP appears to be rising. I think maybe 20-30% of the population could support the others depending on how many toys you want to have. Instead we use our surplus labour to fill prisons, fight pointless wars, and develop apps so children can send each other pornography on their phones. I mean, I guess it's better than building pyramids??
 FabricMan: There's a phrase we're going to hear more and more often as climate change disrupts our food supplies: "Surplus Population"
 sparename: I have invented many things, unfortunately, every single one of them after someone else.
 crazyfingers: Yeah...hmm. Its certainly a healthier attitude than increasing efficiency and then telling people We dont need you. Go home and die. It should be like the military; there are no disposable people. We can find something for everyone to do.
 WTF: He's right. Get rid of 99.99% of the population as they are no longer needed.
 redmonkey3: CAPITALISM MUST BE PROTECTED! PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
 Side Boob: @Knice Seems he's counting on scientific breakthroughs (if he even said this). Hope isn't really a strategy.
 Knice: That sounds like utter bullshit to me.
 ignatz: Bucky is my hero.
Image 195275   08-04-17   Uploaded by    marxist
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