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268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

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7. Dr Awkward
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9. Felicity
10. Spazstatic



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268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
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10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
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14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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310
 
 Catcat: Of come on, you can get back to sending all those sexts!
 RiderFan: To those living in the US south, school starts soon. This is not applicable to those who go back to school after labor day.
 Uncle Phil: SchoolHorn?
Image 195284   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
266
 
 Wet farts: NO
 Wooden Spoon: Oont "Stinkin Thinkin"
 Catcat: I stopped going to corporate meeting because I couldn't see shit through watermarks.
 Niels Bohr: @a robot "management has been ideating and unpacking, we are entering a new paradigm of core competencies. The bleeding edge of this corporate synergy is less dilly-dallying and doing your dang work." Fixed it for ya buddy.
 a robot: Far too bereft of bullshit corporate buzzwords to be real
 Mr. Whiskers: Steve Brule's keys to success
Image 195283   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
507
 
 Jennerator: "WAKE UP YOU SHEEP"
 Niels Bohr: Raaaaaapping to the sick bleats.
 tib gubb: those white folks are at it again
 Spazstatic: It's a team based battle, her kids are gonna join in any second...
 duckfarts: it's a rap baaaaaaattle
 ArchStanton: Not sure how the goat being pregnant affects what's going on here...
Image 195282   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
374
 
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Theres a 404 bus route in my city and people make the same joke *every* *time*
 Mad Collager: I can't find my seat. It appears the entire section is missing!
Image 195281   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
413
 
 Mr. Shine: Some day we'll buy some chairs!
 violentwrath: Back to mono, y'all.
 Catcat: @kornisjon to be fair, everyone looks like they're dressed for work while being at home.
 Catcat: The communist detection machine.
 Otterman: I am concerned for this ad-model's well being.
 Otterman: I wonder if her back hurts.
 kornisjon: The world will never be this stylish again.
Image 195280   08-04-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
529
 
 Jennerator: I'd prank him by swapping in ADONN
 Catcat: @Butcherboy Eh, it's Commiefornia, they're gonna ask about your feelings at most.
 Butcherboy: I somehow think the police will tell you to knock that off. Creative though
Image 195279   08-04-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
1106
 
 Mr. Shine: *thunderous musical fanfare*
 Christina: Some heroes wear capes.
 topcity: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Image 195278   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Wooden Spoon: How are these not full of pencil holes? All mine are.
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur ha! Tooshay.
 Teechur: A Google image search shows that these are used for correcting mistakes. No wonder I didn't recognize them.
 Greifer: @Aufziehvogel ratzefummeldiergummi afaik
 wolfskin: German younglings call it "RATZEFUMMEL"
Image 195277   08-04-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
456
 
 eumoria: Theyll try anything to get pandas to breed
 Jennerator: His girlfriend is not a horse
 Otterman: I am concerned with this panda mascot's well-being.
 younglink: Normal situation in Japan. It would be suspicious if he didn't have a bear with him.
 sparename: I, too, am not averse to 'stuffing my panda in the carriage', ooh-err, missus??
Image 195276   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 Staida: Stop being jealous of other people. Make your own fucking way in the world or shut up.
 bigASShobo: Were far from it yet, but theres nothing wrong with being able to imagine a post-scarcity future
 Jabberwikket: Pshaw. Einstein did his best work at McDonalds
 Mr Shifty: Weird. I saw a stat on somewhere that if all the wealth in America was equally shared then the annual average income would rise to $700000 pa.
 hajjpodge: @Knice Because it is absolute bullshit.
 tib gubb: it's almost like he's never met an actual human being before.
 Catcat: @Knice Well, you see, all the technology of the last 30 odd years had a tremendous increase in productivity that didn't see an increase in wages, so yeah, it kind sux.
 Teechur: So, one in 10,000 makes for 750,000 people in the whole world who are nurses and doctors, builders, HVAC/plumbers, car mechanics, farmers, sanitation engineers, morticians, etc. You had some good ideas, Bucky. I don't think this was one of them.
 antipatterns: Heh we were actually more productive at the turn of the century than we are now. Of course, we have complex financial mechanisms to ensure that the GDP appears to be rising. I think maybe 20-30% of the population could support the others depending on how many toys you want to have. Instead we use our surplus labour to fill prisons, fight pointless wars, and develop apps so children can send each other pornography on their phones. I mean, I guess it's better than building pyramids??
 FabricMan: There's a phrase we're going to hear more and more often as climate change disrupts our food supplies: "Surplus Population"
 sparename: I have invented many things, unfortunately, every single one of them after someone else.
 crazyfingers: Yeah...hmm. Its certainly a healthier attitude than increasing efficiency and then telling people We dont need you. Go home and die. It should be like the military; there are no disposable people. We can find something for everyone to do.
 WTF: He's right. Get rid of 99.99% of the population as they are no longer needed.
 redmonkey3: CAPITALISM MUST BE PROTECTED! PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
 Side Boob: @Knice Seems he's counting on scientific breakthroughs (if he even said this). Hope isn't really a strategy.
 Knice: That sounds like utter bullshit to me.
 Surprising: Bucky is my hero.
Image 195275   08-04-17   Uploaded by    marxist
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