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209862  dangerkeith3000: What Walking Dead episode is this from?

183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

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209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.



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Score:
751
 
 Staida: Stop being jealous of other people. Make your own fucking way in the world or shut up.
 Felicity: Were far from it yet, but theres nothing wrong with being able to imagine a post-scarcity future
 Jabberwikket: Pshaw. Einstein did his best work at McDonalds
 Mr Shifty: Weird. I saw a stat on somewhere that if all the wealth in America was equally shared then the annual average income would rise to $700000 pa.
 hajjpodge: @Knice Because it is absolute bullshit.
 tib gubb: it's almost like he's never met an actual human being before.
 Catcat: @Knice Well, you see, all the technology of the last 30 odd years had a tremendous increase in productivity that didn't see an increase in wages, so yeah, it kind sux.
 Teechur: So, one in 10,000 makes for 750,000 people in the whole world who are nurses and doctors, builders, HVAC/plumbers, car mechanics, farmers, sanitation engineers, morticians, etc. You had some good ideas, Bucky. I don't think this was one of them.
 antipatterns: Heh we were actually more productive at the turn of the century than we are now. Of course, we have complex financial mechanisms to ensure that the GDP appears to be rising. I think maybe 20-30% of the population could support the others depending on how many toys you want to have. Instead we use our surplus labour to fill prisons, fight pointless wars, and develop apps so children can send each other pornography on their phones. I mean, I guess it's better than building pyramids??
 FabricMan: There's a phrase we're going to hear more and more often as climate change disrupts our food supplies: "Surplus Population"
 sparename: I have invented many things, unfortunately, every single one of them after someone else.
 Felicity: Yeah...hmm. Its certainly a healthier attitude than increasing efficiency and then telling people We dont need you. Go home and die. It should be like the military; there are no disposable people. We can find something for everyone to do.
 WTF: He's right. Get rid of 99.99% of the population as they are no longer needed.
 redmonkey3: CAPITALISM MUST BE PROTECTED! PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
 Side Boob: @Knice Seems he's counting on scientific breakthroughs (if he even said this). Hope isn't really a strategy.
 Knice: That sounds like utter bullshit to me.
 ignatz: Bucky is my hero.
Image 195275   08-04-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
377
 
 Jennerator: @Mad Collager She'd give lessons but she's tied up, so she can't charge.
 Teechur: On the subject of moo.
 Mad Collager: @necronomicon I would add that other cows' milk pails in comparison.
 FabricMan: KITH
 necronomicon: (Please continue so we can see where this goes)
 necronomicon: We'll, my name is Becky and I guess you could say my milkshake *did* bring this boy to my yard.
Image 195274   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
224
 
 GroanWorthy: That cardboard cutout in the back looks almost lifelike.
 karmakat: 3 of them PHOTO BOMBED...gues WHO!
Image 195273   08-04-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
268
 
 Quackzy: Lays egg is true
 Mr Shifty: Christ alone knows where her ovipositor is!
 Jennerator: WE GET IT, YOU'RE OVULATING
 Jennerator: Stop playing chicken in traffic
 Jennerator: If they start moving on their own would it be a poultrygeist?
 KrazyKat: That's going to be one hell of an omlette if she goes down.
 Annoying Vegan : I want to go fast.
 Teechur: She's got more huevos than I do.
 WotGives: Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
 Mad Collager: I'm laid, I'm laid, for a very important date!
 Spazstatic: Wearing heels while riding a motorcycle? Not an eggcellent idea.
 karmakat: got...ONIONS!
Image 195272   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
718
 
 El Barto: It's mine now, human slave. Everything you own is mine.....typical human. So delusional about who owns whom in this household. I pity you. Now pat me. Now stop. Now pat me. Now stop. Where's dinner?
 Aufziehvogel: Money, it's a crime! Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
 redmonkey3: @karmakat - kitti gets moar allowance than me :/
 karmakat: it's MY ALLOWANCE YOU BULLY!
Image 195271   08-04-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
483
 
 WTF: That subwoofer tho'
 karmakat: HMM...lady. could you move? I can't access my super rad sound system...and it's fragile
Image 195270   08-04-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
388
 
 Donut: ALL HAIL THE KING OF TINY TINY SHORTS!
 Jennerator: He's a doctor so he's probably throwing the ball at that Marlboro sign
 Teechur: Do you like Erving? I don't know, you silly boy. I've never Erved before.
 grizzly: Saw this guy at TF Green in Providence, RI standing at the Starbucks kiosk with his entourage. I was slyly trying to take a picture of him with my cell phone but I forgot to turn off the flash. This realization made me jerk my phone down quickly, so the picture was ruined. Smooth move, @grizzly.
 Felicity: We got the funk
 WTF: Later shitlords!
Image 195269   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
334
 
 karmakat: NOW I request CONTEXT!
 Felicity: Zoinks
 Aufziehvogel: He is lucky it wasn't the other way around.
Image 195268   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
483
 
 Teechur: *ribbits microscopically*
 Aufziehvogel: Whoever marked my comment with a "+" thank you, you made me #1 top commenter of the last 24 hours, my life is now complete. Thx bro
 Aufziehvogel: I know this froggy is impertinent, but don't let him provoke you, he has a much bigger friend.
Image 195267   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
494
 
 Noremak: I scream, you scream, we all scream for hoot hoot.
 Felicity: MOLOCH HUNGERS
 Borkf: This screech owl is weird.
 Aufziehvogel: Too much pokemon go, I see it everywhere.
Image 195266   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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