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221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

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221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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Score:
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 Staida: Stop being jealous of other people. Make your own fucking way in the world or shut up.
 Felicity: Were far from it yet, but theres nothing wrong with being able to imagine a post-scarcity future
 Jabberwikket: Pshaw. Einstein did his best work at McDonalds
 Mr Shifty: Weird. I saw a stat on somewhere that if all the wealth in America was equally shared then the annual average income would rise to $700000 pa.
 hajjpodge: @Knice Because it is absolute bullshit.
 tib gubb: it's almost like he's never met an actual human being before.
 Catcat: @Knice Well, you see, all the technology of the last 30 odd years had a tremendous increase in productivity that didn't see an increase in wages, so yeah, it kind sux.
 Teechur: So, one in 10,000 makes for 750,000 people in the whole world who are nurses and doctors, builders, HVAC/plumbers, car mechanics, farmers, sanitation engineers, morticians, etc. You had some good ideas, Bucky. I don't think this was one of them.
 antipatterns: Heh we were actually more productive at the turn of the century than we are now. Of course, we have complex financial mechanisms to ensure that the GDP appears to be rising. I think maybe 20-30% of the population could support the others depending on how many toys you want to have. Instead we use our surplus labour to fill prisons, fight pointless wars, and develop apps so children can send each other pornography on their phones. I mean, I guess it's better than building pyramids??
 FabricMan: There's a phrase we're going to hear more and more often as climate change disrupts our food supplies: "Surplus Population"
 sparename: I have invented many things, unfortunately, every single one of them after someone else.
 Felicity: Yeah...hmm. Its certainly a healthier attitude than increasing efficiency and then telling people We dont need you. Go home and die. It should be like the military; there are no disposable people. We can find something for everyone to do.
 WTF: He's right. Get rid of 99.99% of the population as they are no longer needed.
 redmonkey3: CAPITALISM MUST BE PROTECTED! PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
 Side Boob: @Knice Seems he's counting on scientific breakthroughs (if he even said this). Hope isn't really a strategy.
 Knice: That sounds like utter bullshit to me.
 ignatz: Bucky is my hero.
Image 195275   08-04-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
377
 
 Jennerator: @Mad Collager She'd give lessons but she's tied up, so she can't charge.
 Teechur: On the subject of moo.
 Mad Collager: @necronomicon I would add that other cows' milk pails in comparison.
 FabricMan: KITH
 necronomicon: (Please continue so we can see where this goes)
 necronomicon: We'll, my name is Becky and I guess you could say my milkshake *did* bring this boy to my yard.
Image 195274   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
224
 
 GroanWorthy: That cardboard cutout in the back looks almost lifelike.
 karmakat: 3 of them PHOTO BOMBED...gues WHO!
Image 195273   08-04-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
268
 
 Quackzy: Lays egg is true
 Mr Shifty: Christ alone knows where her ovipositor is!
 Jennerator: WE GET IT, YOU'RE OVULATING
 Jennerator: Stop playing chicken in traffic
 Jennerator: If they start moving on their own would it be a poultrygeist?
 KrazyKat: That's going to be one hell of an omlette if she goes down.
 Annoying Vegan : I want to go fast.
 Teechur: She's got more huevos than I do.
 WotGives: Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
 Mad Collager: I'm laid, I'm laid, for a very important date!
 Spazstatic: Wearing heels while riding a motorcycle? Not an eggcellent idea.
 karmakat: got...ONIONS!
Image 195272   08-04-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
718
 
 El Barto: It's mine now, human slave. Everything you own is mine.....typical human. So delusional about who owns whom in this household. I pity you. Now pat me. Now stop. Now pat me. Now stop. Where's dinner?
 Aufziehvogel: Money, it's a crime! Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
 redmonkey3: @karmakat - kitti gets moar allowance than me :/
 karmakat: it's MY ALLOWANCE YOU BULLY!
Image 195271   08-04-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
483
 
 WTF: That subwoofer tho'
 karmakat: HMM...lady. could you move? I can't access my super rad sound system...and it's fragile
Image 195270   08-04-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
388
 
 Donut: ALL HAIL THE KING OF TINY TINY SHORTS!
 Jennerator: He's a doctor so he's probably throwing the ball at that Marlboro sign
 Teechur: Do you like Erving? I don't know, you silly boy. I've never Erved before.
 grizzly: Saw this guy at TF Green in Providence, RI standing at the Starbucks kiosk with his entourage. I was slyly trying to take a picture of him with my cell phone but I forgot to turn off the flash. This realization made me jerk my phone down quickly, so the picture was ruined. Smooth move, @grizzly.
 Felicity: We got the funk
 WTF: Later shitlords!
Image 195269   08-04-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
334
 
 karmakat: NOW I request CONTEXT!
 Felicity: Zoinks
 Aufziehvogel: He is lucky it wasn't the other way around.
Image 195268   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
483
 
 Teechur: *ribbits microscopically*
 Aufziehvogel: Whoever marked my comment with a "+" thank you, you made me #1 top commenter of the last 24 hours, my life is now complete. Thx bro
 Aufziehvogel: I know this froggy is impertinent, but don't let him provoke you, he has a much bigger friend.
Image 195267   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
494
 
 Noremak: I scream, you scream, we all scream for hoot hoot.
 Felicity: MOLOCH HUNGERS
 Borkf: This screech owl is weird.
 Aufziehvogel: Too much pokemon go, I see it everywhere.
Image 195266   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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