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273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
478
 
 conner: I told you I'd shoot! But ye didn't believe me!! Whyyyyy didn't you believe me!?!
 ptrain: Fame ... it's a cruel mistress.
 Science: @XLY: No, she and some friends lured a guy to an abandoned building to buy weed, then shot him four times. Life without possibility of parole. Sadly, she will be a drain on society for the rest of her life.
 Wooden Spoon: Someone tried to scare her, but she thought it was a burglar and killed him in self defense
 Father Goose: Mr. Hiccup, you know? She had him... Three weeks....
 XLY: did she kill the person that did her eyebrows?
 eyeshower: Understandable Reaction
 bug: Unfortunately, there was a slight hiccup to her plan.
Image 195182   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
544
 
 nclaw: Day 15: I have their trust now. Some more days and they'll never know who really shit in theis shoes
 Bagels: Greetings fellow felines
Image 195181   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
324
 
 pirate: @Felicity My grandfather had one of the Adamski books - I though it was nonsense when I was 9. But the Barney Hill drawing-under-hypnotism of the alien with huge wrap-around eyes haunts my dreams occasionally to this day.
 sodamachine: Adamski configuration on the right; something I had nightmares about as a very young child on the left
Image 195180   08-03-17   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: This is what happens when you cross the stream.
 redbranch: YOU'RE SHORTING OUT THE STREAM!
 trucker: Good water, no legionella!
 Jeffrat: It's amazing what fracking can do for your water quality!
 Dan Tagonistic: Water current
Image 195179   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
423
 
 kornisjon: Stretch Dude has turned a funny colour.
 aeroaero: When you stop believing, the god dies
 bug: Allmost got that high score in Snake.
 Cami: Where is your dead God(of the old path) now?
Image 195178   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
615
 
 Credible Hulk: not credible
 Air Biscuit: "Boop drink"?
 Ronick: Knuckle head
 trelyate: why, god, why?
 a robot: Well that's terrifying.
 square44: dead god of the old path
Image 195177   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
394
 
 Natch: I almost forgot - well, actually I DID forget: "Look, Mickey - Rainiers!"
 madmax1: Is that, as usual, Mickey Rooney and Susan Anton in this old Rainier ad? Musta been posted on Throwback Thursday.
 Air Biscuit: @Aufziehvogel have you picked a dancing name yet?
 prius: @redmonkey3 : I hope someone will call me Slutty Barbarian some day
 Cami: @redmonkey3 I suppose sluttiness is integral to the archetype. Either way I shouldn't judge it.
 Scoo: Raiiiiii-neeeeeer-beeeeeer
 redmonkey3: Live god of the drunken path
 redmonkey3: @Cami - perhaps he is a slutty barbarian ? oglaf has tarnished me
 bug: Barbarian Waiter? Yeah, I'd play that game.
 time is wastin: Oh yeah! Duffman to the rescue!
 wolfpk: There seems to be a little sexual innuendo here
 Cami: A good barbarian rides a giant beer bottle side saddle.
Image 195176   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
653
 
 Not A Bot: reading a book with sunglasses? while indoors? that's a bit much
 XLY: whatever you're selling, I'm buying
 Frank herbert: Look at me, Leo. I wouldnt think youre that dumb, leave over three hundred grand in the closet, underneath the extra blanket, but I guess you are.
 grizzly: Later, shitlords.
Image 195175   08-03-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
174
 
 Mr Bleak: Dead God of the Old Path.
Image 195174   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
524
 
 Scoo: Well that's horrifying
 Teechur: Dr. Hfuhruhurr's Cranial Screw Top Method.
 bug: @annterland He had a few screws loose.
 Butcherboy: I don't know it off the top of my head@annterland
 annterland: I want the entire backstory
Image 195173   08-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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