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267837  Theimposter: @savvoy That is your doom.

268142  Stoner: That's an amazing quality photo. Holy shit

268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1695 points
10. Stoner: 1650 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Not A Bot: I can always tell when it's Monday.
 Jak: @Not A Bot Thats brilliant. Can I use that?
 Dominus Umbrae: Far-Side-esque
 Warrax: You'll never want to remove the cowl, though. Trust me on this one.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: How's that Uber gig workin' out fer ya, Mr. Bumper?
 Urn BooUrn: I have no idea what the hell this is, but it still looks amazing.
 Not A Bot: He's overcompensating for his tiny anus.
Image 195151   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Image 195150 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by augustus. You have brought shame on us, augustus.
Score:
641
 
 Flarmie: Just say Neigh to the red pill.
 XLY: hpj isn't on the list so I'm going blue
 Starky15: No thanks Mr.Cosby.. I'll stick to pudding pops
 A duck: Is your horse a girlfriend?
 Wet farts: For Christ sake just give me a Percocet and a glass of whiskey.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax HorseF#ckers.com was already taken, it seems.
 Warrax: Uhhhhhh... pleasure horse? That's the name you're going with, huh?
 Side Boob: I just asked for some Nyquil. Why do we have to play games?
 fisto: I'll take the right hand on the left. No not that one! The other left! Right!
 Knice: There's a glitch in the Neightrix.
 sporky: is your girlfriend the matrix?
Image 195149   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
574
 
 Meow: Carl was taking is taxidermy hobby to some strange new places
 Pizza: Aww, who wants belly rubs?
 peeper: Waiting For ... hell, I dunno.
 Amy Housewine: "They got me... twice... I shoulda listened, should never have come to Ipswich..."
Image 195148   08-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
220
 
 Mumbles: Shot from the cat crossbow of Mayor Adam West
 alborland: Yeah but it wore sunglasses, that was suspicious, so I shot the damn cat.
 kornisjon: Is that a euphemism?
 Amy Housewine: One shot for flu, the other for worms. The vet says that it should be healthy now.
Image 195147   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
219
 
 Science: This looks like one of the pickles in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2. I like those pickles.
 Wooden Spoon: Plank, where's Johnny?
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I'm not your pal guy!
 A duck: Canadian wood, eh?
 Prefuse: Domo Kun prototype looks rough.
 jonz: @White Rice And I'm not your friend, pal!
 White Rice: @grizzly "I'm not your buddy, friend!"
 grizzly: Hey buddy!
Image 195146   08-03-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
577
 
 funny in the wall: @Ihminen yeah i can see that
 Ihminen: @funny in the wall Some say the movie could've been better on it's own without it being Mario Brothers
 RogueLeader: I remember going to see this in theatres when I was a kid and I was SO EXCITED to see the Mario Bros in a movie! And them I watched the movie and I was pissed. They did a sequel hook at the end so I was hopping at least the sequel would be better. But no, they didn't make a sequel.
 funny in the wall: i kind of like this movie
 brown tony: @tib gubb Ay, goombah...
 Side Boob: Hey Larry. You hear about that cat in Ipswitch?
 Amy Housewine: Two infiltrators simultaneously "Greetings fellow human"-ing each other.
 tib gubb: goomba...
Image 195145   08-03-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
166
 
 craftjunk: Fucking warped vinyl ... tell me again; why are LPs making a comeback? (Disclaimer: That's a rhetorical question)
Image 195144   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
696
 
 Starry Lemon: hmmmmmmm
Image 195143   08-03-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
282
 
 Ihminen: On the news the next day: "Every ladder in town vanished"
 A duck: Yo dawg, I heard you like ladders.
 Cami: Steeplejack!
 Cami: Steeplejack!
 highdra: Hey @TrumpyTrump, did you edit this with PicMonkey?
Image 195142   08-03-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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