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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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3. Mr. Shine
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5. Scoo
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9. addend
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (826 points)
Bacon Train uploaded 258337 (804 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
Bagels uploaded 258446 (752 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258333 (737 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (737 points)
a robot uploaded 258621 (735 points)


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 5. a robot: 1786 points
 6. Gallifrasian: 1658 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
 8. robford: 1592 points
 9. Cyka: 1551 points
10. uncannie: 1544 points
11. potato: 1497 points
12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
13. Rembo Rompus: 1452 points
14. mackdaddy: 1450 points
15. logan: 1436 points
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 Not A Bot: I can always tell when it's Monday.
 Jak: @Not A Bot Thats brilliant. Can I use that?
 Dominus Umbrae: Far-Side-esque
 Warrax: You'll never want to remove the cowl, though. Trust me on this one.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: How's that Uber gig workin' out fer ya, Mr. Bumper?
 Urn BooUrn: I have no idea what the hell this is, but it still looks amazing.
 Not A Bot: He's overcompensating for his tiny anus.
Image 195151   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Image 195150 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by augustus. You have brought shame on us, augustus.
Score:
641
 
 Flarmie: Just say Neigh to the red pill.
 XLY: hpj isn't on the list so I'm going blue
 Starky15: No thanks Mr.Cosby.. I'll stick to pudding pops
 A duck: Is your horse a girlfriend?
 Wet farts: For Christ sake just give me a Percocet and a glass of whiskey.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax HorseF#ckers.com was already taken, it seems.
 Warrax: Uhhhhhh... pleasure horse? That's the name you're going with, huh?
 Side Boob: I just asked for some Nyquil. Why do we have to play games?
 fisto: I'll take the right hand on the left. No not that one! The other left! Right!
 Knice: There's a glitch in the Neightrix.
 sporky: is your girlfriend the matrix?
Image 195149   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
574
 
 Meow: Carl was taking is taxidermy hobby to some strange new places
 Pizza: Aww, who wants belly rubs?
 peeper: Waiting For ... hell, I dunno.
 Amy Housewine: "They got me... twice... I shoulda listened, should never have come to Ipswich..."
Image 195148   08-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
220
 
 Mumbles: Shot from the cat crossbow of Mayor Adam West
 alborland: Yeah but it wore sunglasses, that was suspicious, so I shot the damn cat.
 kornisjon: Is that a euphemism?
 Amy Housewine: One shot for flu, the other for worms. The vet says that it should be healthy now.
Image 195147   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
219
 
 Science: This looks like one of the pickles in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2. I like those pickles.
 Wooden Spoon: Plank, where's Johnny?
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I'm not your pal guy!
 A duck: Canadian wood, eh?
 Prefuse: Domo Kun prototype looks rough.
 jonz: @White Rice And I'm not your friend, pal!
 White Rice: @grizzly "I'm not your buddy, friend!"
 grizzly: Hey buddy!
Image 195146   08-03-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
577
 
 funny in the wall: @Ihminen yeah i can see that
 Ihminen: @funny in the wall Some say the movie could've been better on it's own without it being Mario Brothers
 RogueLeader: I remember going to see this in theatres when I was a kid and I was SO EXCITED to see the Mario Bros in a movie! And them I watched the movie and I was pissed. They did a sequel hook at the end so I was hopping at least the sequel would be better. But no, they didn't make a sequel.
 funny in the wall: i kind of like this movie
 brown tony: @tib gubb Ay, goombah...
 Side Boob: Hey Larry. You hear about that cat in Ipswitch?
 Amy Housewine: Two infiltrators simultaneously "Greetings fellow human"-ing each other.
 tib gubb: goomba...
Image 195145   08-03-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
166
 
 craftjunk: Fucking warped vinyl ... tell me again; why are LPs making a comeback? (Disclaimer: That's a rhetorical question)
Image 195144   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
696
 
 Starry Lemon: hmmmmmmm
Image 195143   08-03-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
282
 
 Ihminen: On the news the next day: "Every ladder in town vanished"
 A duck: Yo dawg, I heard you like ladders.
 Cami: Steeplejack!
 Cami: Steeplejack!
 highdra: Hey @TrumpyTrump, did you edit this with PicMonkey?
Image 195142   08-03-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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