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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (831 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
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10. Jonananathan: 1917 points
11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. tears as lube: 1715 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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Score:
400
 
 Mad Collager: You get a bonus if you get the ball to roll around and around the tiny hill just out of view near the top.
 Science: "Wrong hole!"
 RiderFan: Don't roll over it to many times, you risk a sudden geyser.
 FabricMan: @Teechur The hole's a myth
 Bu7Z: The actual hole that is the target is not anywhere in the mound of folds, but just behind it. Obviously a guy designed this.
 chhumphrey: Instructional
 Otterman: Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
 Ulillillia: So that's why the president spends so much time at the golf course.
 Teechur: Honey? There's no flag. I'm having trouble finding the, uh... the hole.
Image 195083   08-03-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
436
 
 Bill Rye: *orders "worst trophy store" trophy and never goes to pick it up*
 Donut: Not gonna leave a comment on this one. I'll do it on the other one.
 Bu7Z: I do not want to leave a comment. Leave it blank, no comment.
Image 195082   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
239
 
 chhumphrey: Prismatic ball pit
 Bu7Z: Fashion awesomeness, confirmed
Image 195081   08-03-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
538
 
 Bohab: Buff pony don't take no shit
 chhumphrey: Hair metal donkey
 Shay: Leave my girlfriend alone, she's a dwarf.
 Otterman: But we know you are in heaven, looking down on us, doing your two favorite things: eating carrots and urinating freely.
 Teechur: Not all of Li'l Sebastian is Li'l.
 piranharama: He serenades the people who don't deserve it.
 Bu7Z: @tib gubb but you have the perfect hair for an 80's rocker!
 tib gubb: "I don't feel like singing. I'm a little horse."
Image 195080   08-03-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
395
 
 god666: Hello my mutant fwends
 Volwen: It sees me. Through the screen... It knows I'm watching.
Image 195079   08-03-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
128
 
 stunt nuts: Barry Catilow!
 kinggheedra: Who deserves to be serenaded?
 SomeCanadian: Thanks, I guess, you weird cat-lobster-muppet thing.
Image 195078   08-03-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
426
 
 kornisjon: "You piece of shit", thought the dog. And it was not a compliment.
 Bohab: Poor pupper
 satoshi: Thinks: Uncool.
 Greifer: Cats love it
 SomeCanadian: I will destroy you all the pillows you've ever cared about.
Image 195077   08-03-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
338
 
 Mumbles: 'Sup, Billy? Always liked your bike best anyway.
 tib gubb: i have the weirdest nachos right now
Image 195076   08-03-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
377
 
 grid: Dormitory Hijinx - premiering tonight on FOX.
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian The dorms at spaceship University have periodic gravity problems
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian "dude, check out the new guy, must be a flatlander"
 SomeCanadian: @Bu7Z I don't think I want to pay for any dimensions I'm not going to use.
 Sandor: Soon..
 Bu7Z: Ok, welcome! This is your room....
Image 195075   08-03-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
274
 
 Donut: Stop dragging me down to your level, abstract art. I think what I want to think about your drawings of eyes and you will LIKE it.
 Science: I believe this needs to be read in the voice of Homer's assistant, Karl (Harvey Fierstein.)
 SomeCanadian: It will meet you halfway, BUT NO FURTHER!
Image 195074   08-03-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
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