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221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
365
 
 Credible Hulk: Bunga-Bunga continues at the Berlusconi residence
 RiderFan: The two girls in the back need to add a few pounds.
 Chest Rockwell: Is this the new Weekend at Bernie's?
 Felicity: Whitman, Price, and Haddad! Last seasons winners! There they are, basking in the Maui sun!
 AlexDeLarge: Ah, death by snu-snu.
 El Barto: Ah! Nudity!
 Sandor: Who dooted in the hot tub?
 Teechur: Someone must have turned the heat down before the ladies arrived.
 Shay: Dem harpies can be quite deceptive.
 Mr. Shine: I want MY funeral to be this fun!
 tib gubb: nachos party
 Spazstatic: (comment about boning)
 dangerkeith3000: These men are DYING to meet you ladies.
 Peach: My eye sockets are up here.
Image 195015   08-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
345
 
 Credible Hulk: some empty folders will mightily amuse me, smartasses
 Aufziehvogel: Cute it tries to think
 Donut: "Maybe I SHOULD have murdered Will Smith too..."
 Nope: This I robot reboot looking saucy
 Scoo: A cybernetic simulacrum so perfect, it gets tension headaches
 tib gubb: using my superior intellect, i have determined that this job is some bullshit
Image 195014   08-02-17   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
Image 195013 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tehghost. Boo, tehghost.
Score:
730
 
 Felicity: Aw! Chompers is even cuter than what I wrote. :-)
 Felicity: I like that the cat shares the hunters challenging glare. They are both hunters, in their way. The man with his gun, and the cat with her claws and chompers
 Rat-Butt: Onl 'Merican do we pick fruit using a freaking gun...God, please protect the stupid
 E. HONDA: i'll give you my zucchini when you pry them from my cold dead hands
 Shay: I think that cat is allergic to those zucchinis.
 dangerkeith3000: Anythings a sex toy...
 redmonkey3: Whoa there, buddy, you got tags for all those beauties ?
 FabricMan: Ooh. Brave huntsman. Let's see how he handles a apple
Image 195012   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
446
 
 grizzly: Ultra mega chicken
 Shay: Day 67: Upon further evaluation, creature is identified as radioactive Big Bird.
 Spazstatic: That's no way to talk about your mother!
 ArchStanton: This hasn't been posted for a few weeks. Now that Alice Grove has ended, not sure of the relevance...
Image 195011   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
474
 
 Dr Awkward: Back in the day, one of my numerous odd nicknames was seal boy because I can balance stuff on my face
 tib gubb: sea doggo?
Image 195010   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
177
 
 RiderFan: Chandler and Monica Bing: The later years.
 SunWukong: "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"
 E. HONDA: to be fair, it just says, "greetings", not "happy" or "merry"
 dangerkeith3000: "God dammit, Janice I've never smiled in my life. How do I do it, just show some chompers, right?"
 FabricMan: "Okay poop is coming out."
 Ulillillia: Nice mouth swap
 WaffleIron: I don't know for what season, but I opt out of whatever season that is.
Image 195009   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
365
 
 Aufziehvogel: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.
 Rat-Butt: Yes, I have been told my crouch smells like raspberry lime candy
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia very very frightening
 Shay: Your mouth says otherwise.
 Ulillillia: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
 WaffleIron: I could really go for some raspberry lime candy myself.
Image 195008   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
825
 
 Felicity: Youre not getting my comic collection
 tib gubb: @Science cool but you'll have to fight me for it.
 Science: @Wet farts @tib gubb: Cool. I'm going to swing by and borrow your TV, game system, and laptop later, alright?
 Dr Awkward: In an alternate time line, militant socialists invented hip hop
 Air Biscuit: But then how will i know whats mine?
 Ulillillia: Swiggety Swoogety Abolish Private Booty
 dobbiesdoogs: it ain't easy being red
 Wet farts: @tib gubb same here. Had to stop laughing before I hit the RAD button
 tib gubb: radded without hesitation
Image 195007   08-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
627
 
 Donut: Not gonna leave a comment on this one. I'll do it on the other one.
 Jennerator: His check bounced and this is the funeral home's 'Fuck You'
 Kraken: You had one job!
 WTF: Grandma's ashes get one last laugh.
Image 195006   08-02-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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