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238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

238199  glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.

238231  SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.

238232  SpaceCow: He's been trapped in that can for far too long. Someone get him a drain.

238235  SpaceCow: I've managed to lose or have stolen any nicer knife I've ever purchased. The crap-tacular one I grabbed from a bucket of blades at a truckstop years ago will not disappear.

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238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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 Credible Hulk: Bunga-Bunga continues at the Berlusconi residence
 RiderFan: The two girls in the back need to add a few pounds.
 Chest Rockwell: Is this the new Weekend at Bernie's?
 Felicity: Whitman, Price, and Haddad! Last seasons winners! There they are, basking in the Maui sun!
 AlexDeLarge: Ah, death by snu-snu.
 El Barto: Ah! Nudity!
 Sandor: Who dooted in the hot tub?
 Teechur: Someone must have turned the heat down before the ladies arrived.
 Shay: Dem harpies can be quite deceptive.
 Mr. Shine: I want MY funeral to be this fun!
 tib gubb: nachos party
 Spazstatic: (comment about boning)
 dangerkeith3000: These men are DYING to meet you ladies.
 Peach: My eye sockets are up here.
Image 195015   08-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
 Credible Hulk: some empty folders will mightily amuse me, smartasses
 courtney: Cute it tries to think
 Donut: "Maybe I SHOULD have murdered Will Smith too..."
 Nope: This I robot reboot looking saucy
 Scoo: A cybernetic simulacrum so perfect, it gets tension headaches
 tib gubb: using my superior intellect, i have determined that this job is some bullshit
Image 195014   08-02-17   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
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 Felicity: Aw! Chompers is even cuter than what I wrote. :-)
 Felicity: I like that the cat shares the hunters challenging glare. They are both hunters, in their way. The man with his gun, and the cat with her claws and chompers
 Rat-Butt: Onl 'Merican do we pick fruit using a freaking gun...God, please protect the stupid
 E. HONDA: i'll give you my zucchini when you pry them from my cold dead hands
 Shay: I think that cat is allergic to those zucchinis.
 dangerkeith3000: Anythings a sex toy...
 redmonkey3: Whoa there, buddy, you got tags for all those beauties ?
 FabricMan: Ooh. Brave huntsman. Let's see how he handles a apple
Image 195012   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 grizzly: Ultra mega chicken
 Shay: Day 67: Upon further evaluation, creature is identified as radioactive Big Bird.
 Spazstatic: That's no way to talk about your mother!
 ArchStanton: This hasn't been posted for a few weeks. Now that Alice Grove has ended, not sure of the relevance...
Image 195011   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Donut
 Dr Awkward: Back in the day, one of my numerous odd nicknames was seal boy because I can balance stuff on my face
 tib gubb: sea doggo?
Image 195010   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 RiderFan: Chandler and Monica Bing: The later years.
 SunWukong: "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"
 E. HONDA: to be fair, it just says, "greetings", not "happy" or "merry"
 dangerkeith3000: "God dammit, Janice I've never smiled in my life. How do I do it, just show some chompers, right?"
 FabricMan: "Okay poop is coming out."
 Ulillillia: Nice mouth swap
 WaffleIron: I don't know for what season, but I opt out of whatever season that is.
Image 195009   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 RzK: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.
 Rat-Butt: Yes, I have been told my crouch smells like raspberry lime candy
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia very very frightening
 Shay: Your mouth says otherwise.
 Ulillillia: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
 WaffleIron: I could really go for some raspberry lime candy myself.
Image 195008   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 Felicity: Youre not getting my comic collection
 tib gubb: @Science cool but you'll have to fight me for it.
 Science: @Wet farts @tib gubb: Cool. I'm going to swing by and borrow your TV, game system, and laptop later, alright?
 Dr Awkward: In an alternate time line, militant socialists invented hip hop
 Air Biscuit: But then how will i know whats mine?
 Ulillillia: Swiggety Swoogety Abolish Private Booty
 dobbiesdoogs: it ain't easy being red
 Wet farts: @tib gubb same here. Had to stop laughing before I hit the RAD button
 tib gubb: radded without hesitation
Image 195007   08-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Donut: Not gonna leave a comment on this one. I'll do it on the other one.
 Jennerator: His check bounced and this is the funeral home's 'Fuck You'
 Kraken: You had one job!
 WTF: Grandma's ashes get one last laugh.
Image 195006   08-02-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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