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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

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209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

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Score:
536
 
 Felicity: Darn, seems to be fake
 Felicity: That said, I want to see this movie. The 1989 release date was the final piece I needed to make it a must-see
 Felicity: But if being a cop is illegal, then by being a cop youre breaking the law, which means youre a criminal, which means its legal, and oh dear Ive gone crosseyed (I had this same logic problem with an episode of /Superfriends/)
 tib gubb: see, now there's a movie that would be fun to watch
 XLY: 2.2 is in the so bad it's good range so I'm gonna check it out.
 Catcat: @Minnesotan Werner Herzog, Japan, silly title... this movie has it all.
 SomeCanadian: Where's Jan Michael Vincent fit in?
 dangerkeith3000: Story by Warner Herzog, eh? I just may watch it.
 antipatterns: Hehehe Werner Herzog you rascal
 a robot: Break the law to make the law legal again...huh. A lot to unpack here.
 Minnesotan: red letter media needs to watch this movie
 Minnesotan: cop's whats are illegal?
 Amy Housewine: Seems confused.
Image 194924   08-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
165
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Gene pool cleaner then?
 dangerkeith3000: IT'S A TRAP!
 ignatz: That's very mean. There are people dumb enough to try..
Image 194923   08-02-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
669
 
 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
256
 
 tea: @Winterneuro Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I peed my pants laughing during that event.
 Winterneuro: Hidden secret PAcManPire lair here.
 dangerkeith3000: Not as cool as the Boston Mooninite Panic, but still rad.
Image 194921   08-02-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
334
 
 Kraken: Help stop car suicide today!
 Ihminen: Dude this is the last time I let you listen to the F-Zero X soundtrack while driving
 Teechur: THW must mean The Hard Way
 Robespierre: And the owner thought that parking it there would keep it from being repossessed...
 Side Boob: How is this even a thing?
 SomeCanadian: Parallel parking skills are maxed out
 a robot: Lllllike a glove!
 Niels Bohr: Ta daa
Image 194920   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 194919 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Serafina. Your image was bad, Serafina.
Score:
216
 
 Science: @Felicity: Haha - that's all I can see now. Thanks!
 Felicity: @Science The combination of her earrings and the menu keeps making me see a Vampirella costume on her
 copunter: "Try getting the fuck outta here."
 Science: Why is the wife topless? Not complaining, just asking.
 kornisjon: Sorry, what do you get paid for again?
 zupobaloop: @Knice Yup! At the same time it blows my mind that people impose their dietary restrictions on others. I've got a few food allergies that mean I often need to bring my own food or simply skip out when food is provided. People apologize and I usually say "hey, I'm an adult. I can handle just having salad" (or whatever)
 VoR: @Knice ...have you met people?
 Knice: My kids are pretty much grown. It has been one of the most liberating things of my life to realize that I am no longer required to give a shit what or when they eat. So, it baffles me when people spend (even fake internet) concern over what others prefer to consume.
Image 194918   08-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
130
 
 VoR: @Ulillillia ooh time to pick my costume...
 Ulillillia: Only 53 years left to go!
Image 194917   08-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
592
 
 addend: "Looks like /you'll/ have to go home and change into something different."
 Felicity: This cant be a real hemline...must be /The Onion/
 raditzu: nice... onions :P
 funny in the wall: takes the term "onion booty" to another level. i do not like this new level
 Urn BooUrn: This is what happens if you let your onions sprout.
 VoR: I cried as I cut them... ..dress patterns make me sad
 a robot: Ready for the Expo '70
Image 194916   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
470
 
 Felicity: *(immature giggle)*
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Tabasco sauce is the training aid you're looking for.
 Ulillillia: Dump Cakes
 wolfpk: 101 ways to cook a teddy bear.
 Dr Awkward: This would be my puppy's favorite cookbook.
 Ihminen: well you know what they say... never trust a skinny chef
 VoR: "Chips"
Image 194915   08-02-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
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