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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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3. VeeKay
4. Dr Awkward
5. Felicity
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9. wolfpk
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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!



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Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3316 points
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 9. saluted: 1979 points
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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
13. InfiniteZero: 1745 points
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 Robespierre: That Rod, he's a star, an American hero. Having him here with me in the Rhomboid Office is a beautiful thing, absolutely beautiful.
 Prostata: worst episode EVAR
 White Rice: @Yam @Ulillillia I find it odd that you both made the same joke, just one with a full description of the episode, while the other only referencing the ultimate action the child took (well, save for jack-in-the-boxing that one guy) yet there's as much of a difference in your +s as there is. It's perplexing.
 Jennerator: Rod Serling thought he knew how to scare people, then he got Trumped
 Yam: Trump is like that episode where the little kid has the power to make anything he thinks come true and he just fucking terrorizes his town and family.
 Ulillillia: He keeps sending staffers into the cornfield
Image 194833   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
526
 
 Felicity: No one believes me when I say Dolph Lundgren was in /Johnny Mnemonic/
 Robespierre: OK, enough - I'm going to invoke the Sanity Clause.
 raditzu: were you ever so pissed to rip your aorta off?
 copunter: tweak your reality tape
 dangerkeith3000: Robotic Donald Sutherland is gonna kill all you bitches!
 Dr Awkward: A deadly X-mas in New New York City, indeed
Image 194832   08-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
350
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: I was flipping through the channels the other day and the Cosby Show was on. I really don't know why.
 apoxia: Don't get too close
 wolfpk: If you panned back a little, you will see his hand on her ass.
 dangerkeith3000: "I want your lovely puddin' pop.......Theo!"
 Winterneuro: @Urn BooUrn Where is this? And, to could be an old pic...
 Jennerator: The podium vends a drink you really shouldn't swallow
 Dr Awkward: @Urn BooUrn it mostly in deference to the sweater
 Urn BooUrn: I can't believe that is still up.
Image 194831   08-01-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: This is how listening to Flanger makes me feel.
 raditzu: he got screwed
 dangerkeith3000: Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough
 Warrax: This must be Slim Jim. He got snapped in t(w)o.
 Dr Awkward: Bottom half of #194831?
 Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder
Image 194830   08-01-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
466
 
 Sage: @Annoying Vegan toadally hop.
 Annoying Vegan : Those boots are toadally hot
Image 194829   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 Robespierre: Bannon really should shave more often.
 raditzu: fluffy! not fat!
 Wooden Spoon: Let grandpa cat tell you a story about why you kids are useless.
Image 194828   08-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
288
 
 Nope: Diarrhea Joke
Image 194827   08-01-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
375
 
 mrwiffler: " I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 Fishy: This is fine.
 Dr Awkward: You could say that he anything but the Norm.
 Scoo: Coming this fall to CBS!
 Ulillillia: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.
 WaffleIron: And what a fine man he is.
Image 194826   08-01-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
337
 
 wolfpk: MacGyver's phone
 Starky15: The kid that makes clocks has moved onto phones I see.
 WaffleIron: This is definitely something I would do. Once I replaced a missing power button with a finely crafted popsicle stick on my father in laws cellphone.
 Nope: What is a thing that will get you arrested in an airport?... oh we arent playing jepordy?
Image 194825   08-01-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
287
 
 Zukero: Free soap-free soap.
 DrinkMixMan: Employees must "wash hands" before returning to work.
 Nope: 100% alcohol.. aww yeah
Image 194824   08-01-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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