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258226  Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.

258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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 skylark: That Rod, he's a star, an American hero. Having him here with me in the Rhomboid Office is a beautiful thing, absolutely beautiful.
 Prostata: worst episode EVAR
 White Rice: @Yam @Ulillillia I find it odd that you both made the same joke, just one with a full description of the episode, while the other only referencing the ultimate action the child took (well, save for jack-in-the-boxing that one guy) yet there's as much of a difference in your +s as there is. It's perplexing.
 Jennerator: Rod Serling thought he knew how to scare people, then he got Trumped
 Yam: Trump is like that episode where the little kid has the power to make anything he thinks come true and he just fucking terrorizes his town and family.
 Ulillillia: He keeps sending staffers into the cornfield
Image 194833   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
526
 
 bubbles: No one believes me when I say Dolph Lundgren was in /Johnny Mnemonic/
 frenk: OK, enough - I'm going to invoke the Sanity Clause.
 raditzu: were you ever so pissed to rip your aorta off?
 copunter: tweak your reality tape
 Disclosure: Robotic Donald Sutherland is gonna kill all you bitches!
 Dr Awkward: A deadly X-mas in New New York City, indeed
Image 194832   08-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
350
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: I was flipping through the channels the other day and the Cosby Show was on. I really don't know why.
 apoxia: Don't get too close
 wolfpk: If you panned back a little, you will see his hand on her ass.
 Magic Bullets: "I want your lovely puddin' pop.......Theo!"
 Winterneuro: @Urn BooUrn Where is this? And, to could be an old pic...
 Jennerator: The podium vends a drink you really shouldn't swallow
 Dr Awkward: @Urn BooUrn it mostly in deference to the sweater
 Urn BooUrn: I can't believe that is still up.
Image 194831   08-01-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
283
 
 Messed Up Dog: This is how listening to Flanger makes me feel.
 raditzu: he got screwed
 eevee: Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough
 Warrax: This must be Slim Jim. He got snapped in t(w)o.
 Dr Awkward: Bottom half of #194831?
 Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder
Image 194830   08-01-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
466
 
 Sage: @Annoying Vegan toadally hop.
 Annoying Vegan : Those boots are toadally hot
Image 194829   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 a spider plan: Bannon really should shave more often.
 raditzu: fluffy! not fat!
 Wooden Spoon: Let grandpa cat tell you a story about why you kids are useless.
Image 194828   08-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
288
 
 Nope: Diarrhea Joke
Image 194827   08-01-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
375
 
 mrwiffler: " I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 Fishy: This is fine.
 Dr Awkward: You could say that he anything but the Norm.
 Scoo: Coming this fall to CBS!
 Ulillillia: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.
 WaffleIron: And what a fine man he is.
Image 194826   08-01-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
337
 
 wolfpk: MacGyver's phone
 Starky15: The kid that makes clocks has moved onto phones I see.
 WaffleIron: This is definitely something I would do. Once I replaced a missing power button with a finely crafted popsicle stick on my father in laws cellphone.
 Nope: What is a thing that will get you arrested in an airport?... oh we arent playing jepordy?
Image 194825   08-01-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
287
 
 Zukero: Free soap-free soap.
 DrinkMixMan: Employees must "wash hands" before returning to work.
 Nope: 100% alcohol.. aww yeah
Image 194824   08-01-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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