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243545  mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy

243545  tib gubb: decisions were made

243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 Robespierre: That Rod, he's a star, an American hero. Having him here with me in the Rhomboid Office is a beautiful thing, absolutely beautiful.
 Prostata: worst episode EVAR
 White Rice: @Yam @Ulillillia I find it odd that you both made the same joke, just one with a full description of the episode, while the other only referencing the ultimate action the child took (well, save for jack-in-the-boxing that one guy) yet there's as much of a difference in your +s as there is. It's perplexing.
 Jennerator: Rod Serling thought he knew how to scare people, then he got Trumped
 Yam: Trump is like that episode where the little kid has the power to make anything he thinks come true and he just fucking terrorizes his town and family.
 Ulillillia: He keeps sending staffers into the cornfield
Image 194833   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
526
 
 Felicity: No one believes me when I say Dolph Lundgren was in /Johnny Mnemonic/
 Robespierre: OK, enough - I'm going to invoke the Sanity Clause.
 raditzu: were you ever so pissed to rip your aorta off?
 copunter: tweak your reality tape
 Disclosure: Robotic Donald Sutherland is gonna kill all you bitches!
 Dr Awkward: A deadly X-mas in New New York City, indeed
Image 194832   08-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
350
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: I was flipping through the channels the other day and the Cosby Show was on. I really don't know why.
 apoxia: Don't get too close
 wolfpk: If you panned back a little, you will see his hand on her ass.
 Magic Bullets: "I want your lovely puddin' pop.......Theo!"
 Winterneuro: @Urn BooUrn Where is this? And, to could be an old pic...
 Jennerator: The podium vends a drink you really shouldn't swallow
 Dr Awkward: @Urn BooUrn it mostly in deference to the sweater
 Urn BooUrn: I can't believe that is still up.
Image 194831   08-01-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: This is how listening to Flanger makes me feel.
 raditzu: he got screwed
 eevee: Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough
 Warrax: This must be Slim Jim. He got snapped in t(w)o.
 Dr Awkward: Bottom half of #194831?
 Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder
Image 194830   08-01-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
466
 
 Sage: @Annoying Vegan toadally hop.
 Annoying Vegan : Those boots are toadally hot
Image 194829   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 Robespierre: Bannon really should shave more often.
 raditzu: fluffy! not fat!
 Wooden Spoon: Let grandpa cat tell you a story about why you kids are useless.
Image 194828   08-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
288
 
 Nope: Diarrhea Joke
Image 194827   08-01-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
375
 
 mrwiffler: " I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 Fishy: This is fine.
 Dr Awkward: You could say that he anything but the Norm.
 Scoo: Coming this fall to CBS!
 Ulillillia: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.
 WaffleIron: And what a fine man he is.
Image 194826   08-01-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
337
 
 wolfpk: MacGyver's phone
 Starky15: The kid that makes clocks has moved onto phones I see.
 WaffleIron: This is definitely something I would do. Once I replaced a missing power button with a finely crafted popsicle stick on my father in laws cellphone.
 Nope: What is a thing that will get you arrested in an airport?... oh we arent playing jepordy?
Image 194825   08-01-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
287
 
 Zukero: Free soap-free soap.
 DrinkMixMan: Employees must "wash hands" before returning to work.
 Nope: 100% alcohol.. aww yeah
Image 194824   08-01-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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