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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 Robespierre: That Rod, he's a star, an American hero. Having him here with me in the Rhomboid Office is a beautiful thing, absolutely beautiful.
 Prostata: worst episode EVAR
 White Rice: @Yam @Ulillillia I find it odd that you both made the same joke, just one with a full description of the episode, while the other only referencing the ultimate action the child took (well, save for jack-in-the-boxing that one guy) yet there's as much of a difference in your +s as there is. It's perplexing.
 Jennerator: Rod Serling thought he knew how to scare people, then he got Trumped
 Yam: Trump is like that episode where the little kid has the power to make anything he thinks come true and he just fucking terrorizes his town and family.
 Ulillillia: He keeps sending staffers into the cornfield
Image 194833   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
526
 
 Felicity: No one believes me when I say Dolph Lundgren was in /Johnny Mnemonic/
 Robespierre: OK, enough - I'm going to invoke the Sanity Clause.
 raditzu: were you ever so pissed to rip your aorta off?
 copunter: tweak your reality tape
 dangerkeith3000: Robotic Donald Sutherland is gonna kill all you bitches!
 Dr Awkward: A deadly X-mas in New New York City, indeed
Image 194832   08-01-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
350
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: I was flipping through the channels the other day and the Cosby Show was on. I really don't know why.
 apoxia: Don't get too close
 wolfpk: If you panned back a little, you will see his hand on her ass.
 dangerkeith3000: "I want your lovely puddin' pop.......Theo!"
 Winterneuro: @Urn BooUrn Where is this? And, to could be an old pic...
 Jennerator: The podium vends a drink you really shouldn't swallow
 Dr Awkward: @Urn BooUrn it mostly in deference to the sweater
 Urn BooUrn: I can't believe that is still up.
Image 194831   08-01-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: This is how listening to Flanger makes me feel.
 raditzu: he got screwed
 dangerkeith3000: Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough
 Warrax: This must be Slim Jim. He got snapped in t(w)o.
 Dr Awkward: Bottom half of #194831?
 Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder
Image 194830   08-01-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
466
 
 Sage: @Annoying Vegan toadally hop.
 Annoying Vegan : Those boots are toadally hot
Image 194829   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 Robespierre: Bannon really should shave more often.
 raditzu: fluffy! not fat!
 Wooden Spoon: Let grandpa cat tell you a story about why you kids are useless.
Image 194828   08-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
288
 
 Nope: Diarrhea Joke
Image 194827   08-01-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
375
 
 mrwiffler: " I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 Fishy: This is fine.
 Dr Awkward: You could say that he anything but the Norm.
 Scoo: Coming this fall to CBS!
 Ulillillia: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.
 WaffleIron: And what a fine man he is.
Image 194826   08-01-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
337
 
 wolfpk: MacGyver's phone
 Starky15: The kid that makes clocks has moved onto phones I see.
 WaffleIron: This is definitely something I would do. Once I replaced a missing power button with a finely crafted popsicle stick on my father in laws cellphone.
 Nope: What is a thing that will get you arrested in an airport?... oh we arent playing jepordy?
Image 194825   08-01-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
287
 
 Zukero: Free soap-free soap.
 DrinkMixMan: Employees must "wash hands" before returning to work.
 Nope: 100% alcohol.. aww yeah
Image 194824   08-01-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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