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228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this



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Score:
430
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure I've sat next to this guy on a London night bus. Didn't he have a tin of baked beans which he claimed was a nuclear weapon last time?
 Robespierre: Metal Man Has Got His Electrolux. Top work, Donnie.
 Jabberwikket: Something something squid eating dough something something fast & bulbous
 Jabberwikket: Open your big beefy heart to this megaton love muscle
 Jabberwikket: That is *not* what they meant about loving the bomb
 dangerkeith3000: Is this Captain Beefheart?
 RainbowTornado: Hmm where to go with this? Floppy boot stomp reference? Troutmask replica joke? A personalized anecdote about Mr van vilets painting career after changing music forever? Some kind of Zappa related joke? It would help if I could identify wtf he's holding
 RainbowTornado: Seeing through you to me Thunderbolts caught easily Shouts the druid peacefully ELECTRICITY
 Shay: This will definitely be the last time those bastards kids will try to take me Lucky Charms.
Image 194807   08-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
481
 
 dangerkeith3000: shut up
 trelyate: Sonic Sez
 funny in the wall: I hate cha tho
 Felicity: Tempura and carrot cake, got it
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron Meat Vans instead of Food Trucks ;)
 Shay: Be more accurate if it was gotdang chili dogs.
 WaffleIron: Street meat bitch, I dont give a fuck!
Image 194806   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
381
 
 dangerkeith3000: moooooooooo
 jochenau: I can personally attest to the fact that cardboard cones taste the same in Japan, even though the shape is a little different.
 Warrax: Eat cha gotdang vegetables!
Image 194805   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Looks more like pancit to me.
 Flarmie: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 AstoriaBum: Pho To Sho Ping
 WaffleIron: I want to make a "just the tip" joke but I don't see how.
Image 194804   08-01-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
607
 
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahahahahahaha RAD
 Scoo: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is overrated
 Knice: WEET LIFE
 FabricMan: Go piss off, go piss off, go piss off, go piss off / You can eat shit and die
Image 194803   08-01-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
197
 
 copunter: and then one day, the grad student just cracked, started arranging the specimens in odd poses
 Felicity: Hey, I have to sneeze (Swedish). Thanks Google Translate
Image 194802   08-01-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1010
 
 Catcat: @a robot are you calling senior citizens an invasive species?
 tib gubb: i wish more people would visit the ocean death
 Sthenolaidas: Hell yeah for ocean death
 Jeffrat: *palmetto
 Jeffrat: @RiderFan no no no. Pallet bugs not roaches
 dangerkeith3000: i'll take the sail boat
 a robot: @Jeffrat Those are the same rats that can be trained to detect land mines in Africa! They do good work. Although invasive species are never good :/
 RiderFan: Florida also has giant cockroaches that fly!
 Jeffrat: Florida does have giant rats, Gambian pouched rats! Just like Been from the Crispin Glover remake of Willard!!
Image 194801   08-01-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay A fellow Pastafarian!
 Robespierre: Dig that Dervish whirl!
 Winterneuro: Dang nabbit! Which o' these beams of light am I supposed to use with the Eye of Ra again?
 Shay: All hail the giant spaghetti strainer!!!!
Image 194800   08-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
338
 
 Donut: My username says that I either like pastries or watch too much Red vs Blue. Either assumption is correct.
 Science: So my forum name of "RobertCockswaddleSSN345-34-567847MainStAlbuquerqueNM87101Mom'sMaidenNameLicknuts" tells too much about me? Crap. Do you know how hard it is to change that?
 dangerkeith3000: My birthday *is* actually February 5th!
 dobbiesdoogs: i too like croissants, swimming, goldfish, and brown dogs
 fanny: @Air Biscuit -10, that was a fucking trick, Claire!!
 Air Biscuit: Doing fine untill you wrote your real name on the paper.
 Not A Bot: Yoda's hair is longer than I remember.
 Felicity: Good thinking. If only they had taught this in the 1980s, my generation could have been saved from some troubles
 Knice: I, um, hate corn. (Close one!)
 square44: on the internet, everyone knows you're a dog, browndogsarecool42
 WaffleIron: That only took 20 years to start teaching.
Image 194799   08-01-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
200
 
 Donut: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 Scoo: Mono-- d'oh!
 WaffleIron: Public transit!
 Jeffrat: Blaine is that you?
Image 194798   08-01-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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