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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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Score:
430
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure I've sat next to this guy on a London night bus. Didn't he have a tin of baked beans which he claimed was a nuclear weapon last time?
 Fullhouse: Metal Man Has Got His Electrolux. Top work, Donnie.
 Jabberwikket: Something something squid eating dough something something fast & bulbous
 Jabberwikket: Open your big beefy heart to this megaton love muscle
 Jabberwikket: That is *not* what they meant about loving the bomb
 sergeant: Is this Captain Beefheart?
 RainbowTornado: Hmm where to go with this? Floppy boot stomp reference? Troutmask replica joke? A personalized anecdote about Mr van vilets painting career after changing music forever? Some kind of Zappa related joke? It would help if I could identify wtf he's holding
 RainbowTornado: Seeing through you to me Thunderbolts caught easily Shouts the druid peacefully ELECTRICITY
 Shay: This will definitely be the last time those bastards kids will try to take me Lucky Charms.
Image 194807   08-01-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
481
 
 Starry Lemon: shut up
 trelyate: Sonic Sez
 funny in the wall: I hate cha tho
 mrmaestro: Tempura and carrot cake, got it
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron Meat Vans instead of Food Trucks ;)
 Shay: Be more accurate if it was gotdang chili dogs.
 WaffleIron: Street meat bitch, I dont give a fuck!
Image 194806   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
381
 
 huskyboy: moooooooooo
 jochenau: I can personally attest to the fact that cardboard cones taste the same in Japan, even though the shape is a little different.
 Warrax: Eat cha gotdang vegetables!
Image 194805   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
219
 
 FunkyDrunk: Looks more like pancit to me.
 Flarmie: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 AstoriaBum: Pho To Sho Ping
 WaffleIron: I want to make a "just the tip" joke but I don't see how.
Image 194804   08-01-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
631
 
 reagan: hahahahahahahahaha RAD
 Scoo: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is overrated
 Knice: WEET LIFE
 FabricMan: Go piss off, go piss off, go piss off, go piss off / You can eat shit and die
Image 194803   08-01-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
197
 
 copunter: and then one day, the grad student just cracked, started arranging the specimens in odd poses
 Prombom: Hey, I have to sneeze (Swedish). Thanks Google Translate
Image 194802   08-01-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1010
 
 Catcat: @a robot are you calling senior citizens an invasive species?
 tib gubb: i wish more people would visit the ocean death
 Sthenolaidas: Hell yeah for ocean death
 Jeffrat: *palmetto
 Jeffrat: @RiderFan no no no. Pallet bugs not roaches
 piratepom: i'll take the sail boat
 a robot: @Jeffrat Those are the same rats that can be trained to detect land mines in Africa! They do good work. Although invasive species are never good :/
 RiderFan: Florida also has giant cockroaches that fly!
 Jeffrat: Florida does have giant rats, Gambian pouched rats! Just like Been from the Crispin Glover remake of Willard!!
Image 194801   08-01-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay A fellow Pastafarian!
 namaste: Dig that Dervish whirl!
 Winterneuro: Dang nabbit! Which o' these beams of light am I supposed to use with the Eye of Ra again?
 Shay: All hail the giant spaghetti strainer!!!!
Image 194800   08-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 Donut: My username says that I either like pastries or watch too much Red vs Blue. Either assumption is correct.
 Science: So my forum name of "RobertCockswaddleSSN345-34-567847MainStAlbuquerqueNM87101Mom'sMaidenNameLicknuts" tells too much about me? Crap. Do you know how hard it is to change that?
 steve: My birthday *is* actually February 5th!
 dobbiesdoogs: i too like croissants, swimming, goldfish, and brown dogs
 fanny: @Air Biscuit -10, that was a fucking trick, Claire!!
 Air Biscuit: Doing fine untill you wrote your real name on the paper.
 Not A Bot: Yoda's hair is longer than I remember.
 danny: Good thinking. If only they had taught this in the 1980s, my generation could have been saved from some troubles
 Knice: I, um, hate corn. (Close one!)
 square44: on the internet, everyone knows you're a dog, browndogsarecool42
 WaffleIron: That only took 20 years to start teaching.
Image 194799   08-01-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
200
 
 Donut: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 Scoo: Mono-- d'oh!
 WaffleIron: Public transit!
 Jeffrat: Blaine is that you?
Image 194798   08-01-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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