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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Score:
253
 
 funny in the wall: The baseball might be. They make them out of leather still, right? @UltraBeverly
 Ulillillia: MAGA
 UltraBeverly: None of this is fit for consumption
 SunWukong: @funny in the wall That's what they all say :(
 funny in the wall: Isn't that a Twinkie? @SunWukong
 SunWukong: I'd try whatever that cakey thing is. And I liked Rounders at school?
 james: I like Coca-Cola whenever I happen to drink it, but everything else isn't for me.
 zupobaloop: USA! USA! USA!
 addend: These colors don't run. They barely go for a walk.
 WTF: You're missing a picture of a massive SUV carrying a single person and also a picture of a gun.
Image 194729   08-01-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
198
 
 SomeCanadian: @Dr Awkward Had to help a friend move.
 Catcat: *Balad of Edmund Fitzgerald starts playing*
 Cami: @WaffleIron I worked for them in the late 1990's.
 WaffleIron: "Departing from the Muchalat Inlet, 12 km south of the Central Vancouver Island community of Gold River, the MV Uchuck lll provides a year-round freight and passenger service for remote west coast communities located in Nootka Sound, Yuquot (Friendly Cove), Tahsis and Kyuquot."
 sparename: Trawling for comments
 skatermario: @someCanadian Is that you?
Image 194728   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
384
 
 avemaria: Let me see ... it's pale ... it's pink-eyed ... I dunno; I give up.
 tehghost: Stop. Look. Think. Are you eating yourself?
 XLY: he ded
 Scoo: Ouroboopros
Image 194727   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Rat
Score:
154
 
 PygmyGremlin: Ellipsis is tracking a bit tight
 Scoo: Than sitting in traffic. Than going to the dentist. Than having Fox news on in the airport gate area.
 Brain: ..and then at that point I love your sister
 twitter: I love you soo much..
 obama: I love you more, too.
Image 194726   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
363
 
 Donut: Phrasing, dammit.
 addend: : AM / :00 PM.
 Ulillillia: I love you more
 Slug Wind: Power bottom!
Image 194725   08-01-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
211
 
 KrazyKat: So the last time I was at Price's in Havre de Grace, I asked why they didn't have MD Blue crabs on the menu. Waitress said that local conservation efforts successfully restored a population of a certain type of fish to the Chesapeake, which eats blue crab larva. The restuarant can only get imported gulf crabs as a result.
 MabelSyrup: Yeah sea bugs are the best.
 Knice: I like corn. And sea-bugs.
Image 194724   08-01-17   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
186
 
 Shay: Young Billy Corgan about to do "The Bundy" as in sticking his hand down his pants.
Image 194723   08-01-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
396
 
 KnifeySpooney: @robocop A fellow hummingbird, Officer. Nothing to see here!
 robocop: @Dr Awkward who are you
 donhomero: "Hello Fellow hum-dinglers! I can say that word, because I'm one of you"
 chemical: Winnie the Pooh IRL
 Wet farts: I iz humming bird. Roar! *clears throat* I mean bzzzzzzzzz
 funny in the wall: that's not enough calories, for you little bear. go eat some brains
Image 194722   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
366
 
 Scoo: Those floaties always smell kind of skunky. Now I know why.
 Micro Jackson: Le Pew!
Image 194721   08-01-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
818
 
 Teechur: "Who are you wearing?" "Lil' Sebastian. You?" "Same."
 Ulillillia: The clothes make the girlfriend.
 King Polly: The clothes make the man.
 jochenau: #' Ohhh ahhhhhhhhhhh I wanna be with you everywhere '#
 SomeCanadian: These Shetland ponies are Radder than I will ever be. *WEEPS*
Image 194720   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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