Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. zrj235
2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. Side Boob
7. Ulillillia
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Mr. Shine
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

hat thrab uploaded 210324 (1004 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (839 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (794 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (688 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 6751 points
 2. Not A Bot: 3672 points
 3. Warrax: 3411 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2762 points
 5. gggina: 1685 points
 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
 9. carlin: 1219 points
10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
13. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Niels-Bohr.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 261
Registered users online in past hour: 2172

Average image score (last 24 hours): 261

Total number of comments: 1141952
Total number of images: 210535



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 95693
XP needed for green ranking: 42237
XP needed for yellow ranking: 12302

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
278
 
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine Actually, it appears that it's not on their site any more (link is dead and nothing on search) so they probably had to retract anyway.
 Amy Housewine: It probably never happened at all and there is no lawsuit. It's The Sun.
 Robespierre: There is a WARNING on the bag and everything, so what's not to understand? Her lawsuit doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 Amy Housewine: Also classism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc etc etc.
 Amy Housewine: The tabloids over here definitely suck but I would opt for the continual barely-veiled racism rather than anything that happened to any specific company, myself.
 Borkf: The UK tabloids suck by the way. They blamed our drinks company when a kid drank some energy drink, which is specifically labelled to not be sold to under 18s, and had a reaction to the caffeine. A cup of instant coffee would have had the same effect, but it's somehow our fault.
 Borkf: @redmonkey3 Hey now, we like a good spicy curry! The hot ones in these bags are the only ones which taste like anything anyway.
 redmonkey3: Their UKish for fuck's sake - a small bottle of tobasco could paralyze the island
 savvoy: What part of 'roulette' confused you?
Image 194499   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
612
 
 FabricMan: @AverageJoe That's an ode to anagram lovers
 Dr Awkward: Good NEWS, everyone!
 AverageJoe: Edo sounded better
Image 194498   07-31-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Image 194497 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Nope. You have brought shame on us, Nope.
Score:
1126
 
 Amy Housewine: I use 'reckon' (particularly "ah reckons" at the end of a sentence) and 'yonder' all the time.
 Catcat: *slow jazz plays in the background*
 Teechur: @Niels Bohr It would behoove us all to reintroduce these archaisms into the vernacular.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr I reckon I use "reckon" all the time
 Borkf: @Niels Bohr I've been called out for using yonder in casual conversation before.
 fanny: @a robot ah! thanks :)
 a robot: @fanny #194293
 Bohab: A rare photo of the original, steam powered "friendly spaceship" being prepared for its debut at the 1893 Chicago world's fair.
 Niels Bohr: Welp. This'll hit a grand before lunch I reckon. Reckon, reckon and yonder are words we need to bring back in to the modern lexicon.
 fanny: I don't know the reference, but I like it!
Image 194496   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
318
 
 Not A Bot: Uh, actually dude, I just remembered I got a blood test in the morning I need to fast for. I gotta go home and not eat, ever.
 Annoying Vegan : CVS receipts are really getting out of hand
Image 194495   07-31-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
472
 
 redmonkey3: @Horatio - when ? WHEN !?
 Wooden Spoon: @wolfpk: Maybe God's cat knocked the jar off the shelf into the pot and that created the Internet.
 wolfpk: After the internet was invented, the entire jar was added
 PenguinBartender: This is what Smurf Creationists actually believe.
 Horatio: God's gonna eat us?
 bug: *Lid falls off* -Oops!
 Scoo: Mmm... chicken
Image 194494   07-31-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
829
 
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Turd Ferguson: "but which ones the imposter!" *shaking pointing gun*
 Bohab: Nice try, tall dog. I recognize you from the the tractor
 Scoo: "Can I keep him!?"
Image 194493   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
792
 
 Felicity: That looks like Tracey Ullman
 Rat-Butt: ...and as you can see in this example that the a virulent strain on the Miley Cyrus Virus is spreading even to the canine population. I dare say, before to long, we may have a serious epidemic on our hands.
 redmonkey3: Bjork ? Borkf ?
 funny in the wall: Awesome puns are happening
 Side Boob: :P (comment is too short)
Image 194492   07-31-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Fainting goat genes?
 funny in the wall: Baby ferrets sometimes fall into super deep sleep, go limp, and cannot be roused even when handled roughly. The first time that happened to one of mine, I getting ready to take him to pet ER, when he woke up and started bouncing around@sparename
 sparename: "POP! Went the weasel.." (or ferret plays possum?)
 KrazyKat: Same.
Image 194491   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: GROOOOTTTT!
Image 194490   07-31-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Page 1 ... 1601 1602 1603 1604 1605 1606 1607 ... 21053 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.