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257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

257442  Teechur: There's nowhere in the world you can "hide"

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Score:
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 Borkf: @Amy Housewine Actually, it appears that it's not on their site any more (link is dead and nothing on search) so they probably had to retract anyway.
 Amy Housewine: It probably never happened at all and there is no lawsuit. It's The Sun.
 Wort Mumpus: There is a WARNING on the bag and everything, so what's not to understand? Her lawsuit doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 Amy Housewine: Also classism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc etc etc.
 Amy Housewine: The tabloids over here definitely suck but I would opt for the continual barely-veiled racism rather than anything that happened to any specific company, myself.
 Borkf: The UK tabloids suck by the way. They blamed our drinks company when a kid drank some energy drink, which is specifically labelled to not be sold to under 18s, and had a reaction to the caffeine. A cup of instant coffee would have had the same effect, but it's somehow our fault.
 Borkf: @redmonkey3 Hey now, we like a good spicy curry! The hot ones in these bags are the only ones which taste like anything anyway.
 redmonkey3: Their UKish for fuck's sake - a small bottle of tobasco could paralyze the island
 savvoy: What part of 'roulette' confused you?
Image 194499   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
612
 
 FabricMan: @AverageJoe That's an ode to anagram lovers
 Dr Awkward: Good NEWS, everyone!
 AverageJoe: Edo sounded better
Image 194498   07-31-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Image 194497 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Nope. Boo, Nope.
Score:
1126
 
 Amy Housewine: I use 'reckon' (particularly "ah reckons" at the end of a sentence) and 'yonder' all the time.
 Catcat: *slow jazz plays in the background*
 Teechur: @Niels Bohr It would behoove us all to reintroduce these archaisms into the vernacular.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr I reckon I use "reckon" all the time
 Borkf: @Niels Bohr I've been called out for using yonder in casual conversation before.
 fanny: @a robot ah! thanks :)
 a robot: @fanny #194293
 Bohab: A rare photo of the original, steam powered "friendly spaceship" being prepared for its debut at the 1893 Chicago world's fair.
 Niels Bohr: Welp. This'll hit a grand before lunch I reckon. Reckon, reckon and yonder are words we need to bring back in to the modern lexicon.
 fanny: I don't know the reference, but I like it!
Image 194496   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
318
 
 Not A Bot: Uh, actually dude, I just remembered I got a blood test in the morning I need to fast for. I gotta go home and not eat, ever.
 Annoying Vegan : CVS receipts are really getting out of hand
Image 194495   07-31-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
472
 
 redmonkey3: @Horatio - when ? WHEN !?
 Wooden Spoon: @wolfpk: Maybe God's cat knocked the jar off the shelf into the pot and that created the Internet.
 wolfpk: After the internet was invented, the entire jar was added
 PenguinBartender: This is what Smurf Creationists actually believe.
 Horatio: God's gonna eat us?
 bug: *Lid falls off* -Oops!
 Scoo: Mmm... chicken
Image 194494   07-31-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
829
 
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Turd Ferguson: "but which ones the imposter!" *shaking pointing gun*
 Bohab: Nice try, tall dog. I recognize you from the the tractor
 Scoo: "Can I keep him!?"
Image 194493   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
792
 
 Mextreme Enchirito: That looks like Tracey Ullman
 Rat-Butt: ...and as you can see in this example that the a virulent strain on the Miley Cyrus Virus is spreading even to the canine population. I dare say, before to long, we may have a serious epidemic on our hands.
 redmonkey3: Bjork ? Borkf ?
 funny in the wall: Awesome puns are happening
 Side Boob: :P (comment is too short)
Image 194492   07-31-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Fainting goat genes?
 funny in the wall: Baby ferrets sometimes fall into super deep sleep, go limp, and cannot be roused even when handled roughly. The first time that happened to one of mine, I getting ready to take him to pet ER, when he woke up and started bouncing around@sparename
 sparename: "POP! Went the weasel.." (or ferret plays possum?)
 KrazyKat: Same.
Image 194491   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: GROOOOTTTT!
Image 194490   07-31-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
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