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268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Felicity
7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
654
 
 Skaalar: "I speak Mandarin! That means Shit-waffle!"
 Donut: "His name is...Weedlord Nachos Bellgrandehitl...goddammit, Phyllis, you got punked again!"
 AverageJoe: That's why you shouldn't let the internet name something...
 jochenau: Princessy McPrincessface
Image 194474   07-31-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
571
 
 BavidDowie: Coming to a hipster microbrewery near you: Meme Ale
 VoR: Meme-male. Can only communicate to the outside via meme.
 Rat-Butt: Me Male, you Jane...
 BavidDowie: Yes, me male. Why you ask?
 Catcat: Merman washroom
Image 194473   07-31-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
351
 
 Rat-Butt: No, Pepe, just the douches who use you...
 kornisjon: @Ihminen A million times agreed.
 Ihminen: @kornisjon Yea it's a shame since it's not the character's fault if some idiot edgelords use him in their garbage
 kornisjon: Rad vote for Pepe, because Boy's Club is great and the alt right doesn't own him.
 Ihminen: @sparename YES! I'd give more +'s if I could
 sparename: " # Advertising lies that are whiter than yours.. # "
 Catcat: The door is racist
Image 194472   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
688
 
 KEKOEKEOEK: And Ill look down and whisper: Meow
 Rat-Butt: NOOOO....Its a TRAP!!!
 El Barto: Doesn't matter if you're black and white.
 illBilliam: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.
 Catcat: Zombie cats are taking a nap
 trelyate: Rorshcat
Image 194471   07-31-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
333
 
 Rat-Butt: OH, dear god! Mine Craft has broken the 4th wall!
 Rat-Butt: I guess it's good that Martin Sheckle has move on from pharmacules...
 Horatio: My dad wouldn't let me have pets either, buddy.
Image 194470   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
398
 
 jazzjunkie: Pruning this trellis evenly on both sides is tricky
 El Barto: ANTS!
 Catcat: Anti-aliasing in action
Image 194469   07-31-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
180
 
 Rat-Butt: Dude, when you don't wash your hands, it's like shaking hands with your crouch! And your junk is obviously nasty! Go see a doctor about that!!!
 funy speling: OH MY OH NO OH WEII
 Annoying Vegan : Your weekends are slightly less fun now.
 fullofwind: Oh Hell.
Image 194468   07-31-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
308
 
 Catcat: Welcome to Turd town... Why are you here?
Image 194467   07-31-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
494
 
 Rat-Butt: When creeping, you want your breath to be at it minty best! Use Creep brand Creep Toothpaste! 4 put of 5 mortians agree that using Creep Toothpaste 2 twice a day will keep the creepy smile even creepier. Now in me Spinach flavor!!
 fidelcastro: My roommate pronounces it spinnidge.
 Horatio: I love spinach.
Image 194466   07-31-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
410
 
 WTF: Mt. Useful, Strategic Granite Reserve
Image 194465   07-31-17   Uploaded by    S R N
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