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258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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 grizzly: This is traditionally my dog's last meal :(
 Air Biscuit: @jazzjunkie sample sized hamburger.
 jazzjunkie: All food samples must be sent to the lab for testing
Image 194435   07-30-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
653
 
 WaffleIron: There was a star trek novel about giant space napkins.
 Niels Bohr: Commence imperial vs metric vs giant space napkin measurement argument.
 Demon Universe: Why are you using the top of two spheres to measure the distance between them?
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit can you imagine folding space through a paper crane? No wonder the Event Horizon got all fucked up.
 Air Biscuit: INITIATE HYPERSPACE FOLD! (MAKES A SWAN OUT OF THE NAPKIN)
Image 194434   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
355
 
 Donut: "Sorry, I don't do muslin. Gotta throw her back."
 redmonkey3: I don't understand swim wear these days
 Wooden Spoon: Creature from the Bollywood Lagoon? When will they break into ridiculous song?
 a robot: Is this one half of the "follow me" Instagram couple that was so insufferable a few years back? If so I'm ok with this image.
 Himesama: When your choking kink goes too far.
Image 194433   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
487
 
 Horatio: Abroham*
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - careful with that assumption & 'murickan politics; some said the same about Nixon, then POW! - reagan.
 Ihminen: I'd vote for him... couldn't be any worse i guess
 White Rice: (I lied, I fudged that math so hard...it's probably closer to 45 more cans/beers...I've failed my obsessive observation of silly pictures on the internet standard of obsessiveness, can I ever be forgiven?)
 White Rice: @a robot that's 41 more than his hats made of!
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan "Four score and seven" equals 87. That's a lot of fucking beers!
 Jennerator: Shot by John Wilkes Douche
 DrinkMixMan: The Inebriation Proclamation
 DrinkMixMan: Four score and seven beers ago...
Image 194432   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
243
 
 Rat-Butt: Dudes! You're in the same freaking room!!!
 Wooden Spoon: These men are married.
Image 194431   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
666
 
 BavidDowie: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaaap?
 Jennerator: "A donut? A sandwich? Something? Or maybe next time I jump in front of your fender. I don't see that going well for either of us, capiche?"
 Niels Bohr: Doh, a deer.
Image 194430   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
425
 
 redmonkey3: Only way to keep competent teechurs
Image 194429   07-30-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
764
 
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit Username/comment synergy! Also, thank you for educating me, the spaceship is so much better than school.
 Air Biscuit: "Snarge" is the official term for pieces of a bird that has been hit by an aircraft.
 Teechur: Apparently, jet fuel melts birds.
Image 194428   07-30-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
755
 
 antipatterns: I'd be more ashamed of The Economist.
 taxKilla: Complementary goods, something something substitution. This economics is weird...
 Demon Universe: I'm trying to imagine a scenario where anyone would prefer you to be reading a poorly drawn hentai instead of just about anything else.
 Jennerator: Alex P. Keaton
 square44: @Mexico good way to liven up their lousy graphs
 Mexico: He cut a hole in The Economist's pages.
Image 194427   07-30-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
172
 
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
Image 194426   07-30-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
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