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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.



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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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 grizzly: This is traditionally my dog's last meal :(
 Air Biscuit: @jazzjunkie sample sized hamburger.
 jazzjunkie: All food samples must be sent to the lab for testing
Image 194435   07-30-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
653
 
 WaffleIron: There was a star trek novel about giant space napkins.
 Niels Bohr: Commence imperial vs metric vs giant space napkin measurement argument.
 Demon Universe: Why are you using the top of two spheres to measure the distance between them?
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit can you imagine folding space through a paper crane? No wonder the Event Horizon got all fucked up.
 Air Biscuit: INITIATE HYPERSPACE FOLD! (MAKES A SWAN OUT OF THE NAPKIN)
Image 194434   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
355
 
 Donut: "Sorry, I don't do muslin. Gotta throw her back."
 redmonkey3: I don't understand swim wear these days
 Wooden Spoon: Creature from the Bollywood Lagoon? When will they break into ridiculous song?
 a robot: Is this one half of the "follow me" Instagram couple that was so insufferable a few years back? If so I'm ok with this image.
 Himesama: When your choking kink goes too far.
Image 194433   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
487
 
 Horatio: Abroham*
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - careful with that assumption & 'murickan politics; some said the same about Nixon, then POW! - reagan.
 Ihminen: I'd vote for him... couldn't be any worse i guess
 White Rice: (I lied, I fudged that math so hard...it's probably closer to 45 more cans/beers...I've failed my obsessive observation of silly pictures on the internet standard of obsessiveness, can I ever be forgiven?)
 White Rice: @a robot that's 41 more than his hats made of!
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan "Four score and seven" equals 87. That's a lot of fucking beers!
 Jennerator: Shot by John Wilkes Douche
 DrinkMixMan: The Inebriation Proclamation
 DrinkMixMan: Four score and seven beers ago...
Image 194432   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
243
 
 Rat-Butt: Dudes! You're in the same freaking room!!!
 Wooden Spoon: These men are married.
Image 194431   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
666
 
 BavidDowie: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaaap?
 Jennerator: "A donut? A sandwich? Something? Or maybe next time I jump in front of your fender. I don't see that going well for either of us, capiche?"
 Niels Bohr: Doh, a deer.
Image 194430   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
425
 
 redmonkey3: Only way to keep competent teechurs
Image 194429   07-30-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
764
 
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit Username/comment synergy! Also, thank you for educating me, the spaceship is so much better than school.
 Air Biscuit: "Snarge" is the official term for pieces of a bird that has been hit by an aircraft.
 Teechur: Apparently, jet fuel melts birds.
Image 194428   07-30-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
755
 
 antipatterns: I'd be more ashamed of The Economist.
 taxKilla: Complementary goods, something something substitution. This economics is weird...
 Demon Universe: I'm trying to imagine a scenario where anyone would prefer you to be reading a poorly drawn hentai instead of just about anything else.
 Jennerator: Alex P. Keaton
 square44: @Mexico good way to liven up their lousy graphs
 Mexico: He cut a hole in The Economist's pages.
Image 194427   07-30-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
172
 
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
Image 194426   07-30-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
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