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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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2. addend
3. VeeKay
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Not A Bot
7. ignatz
8. Scoo
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10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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Scoo uploaded 262818 (927 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (909 points)
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Mexico uploaded 262785 (837 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (833 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (811 points)
lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (781 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262656 (771 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 262714 (766 points)
Troll uploaded 262753 (757 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (756 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 262665 (741 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)


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 6. kittylitter: 1680 points
 7. Commodore 64: 1653 points
 8. aristocat: 1523 points
 9. E. HONDA: 1516 points
10. Mexico: 1515 points
11. sumo: 1479 points
12. Scoo: 1447 points
13. claphands: 1443 points
14. drhenry: 1332 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
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Score:
653
 
 WaffleIron: There was a star trek novel about giant space napkins.
 Niels Bohr: Commence imperial vs metric vs giant space napkin measurement argument.
 Demon Universe: Why are you using the top of two spheres to measure the distance between them?
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit can you imagine folding space through a paper crane? No wonder the Event Horizon got all fucked up.
 Air Biscuit: INITIATE HYPERSPACE FOLD! (MAKES A SWAN OUT OF THE NAPKIN)
Image 194434   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
355
 
 Donut: "Sorry, I don't do muslin. Gotta throw her back."
 redmonkey3: I don't understand swim wear these days
 Wooden Spoon: Creature from the Bollywood Lagoon? When will they break into ridiculous song?
 a robot: Is this one half of the "follow me" Instagram couple that was so insufferable a few years back? If so I'm ok with this image.
 Himesama: When your choking kink goes too far.
Image 194433   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
487
 
 Horatio: Abroham*
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - careful with that assumption & 'murickan politics; some said the same about Nixon, then POW! - reagan.
 Ihminen: I'd vote for him... couldn't be any worse i guess
 White Rice: (I lied, I fudged that math so hard...it's probably closer to 45 more cans/beers...I've failed my obsessive observation of silly pictures on the internet standard of obsessiveness, can I ever be forgiven?)
 White Rice: @a robot that's 41 more than his hats made of!
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan "Four score and seven" equals 87. That's a lot of fucking beers!
 Jennerator: Shot by John Wilkes Douche
 DrinkMixMan: The Inebriation Proclamation
 DrinkMixMan: Four score and seven beers ago...
Image 194432   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
243
 
 Rat-Butt: Dudes! You're in the same freaking room!!!
 Wooden Spoon: These men are married.
Image 194431   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
666
 
 BavidDowie: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaaap?
 Jennerator: "A donut? A sandwich? Something? Or maybe next time I jump in front of your fender. I don't see that going well for either of us, capiche?"
 Niels Bohr: Doh, a deer.
Image 194430   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
425
 
 redmonkey3: Only way to keep competent teechurs
Image 194429   07-30-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
764
 
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit Username/comment synergy! Also, thank you for educating me, the spaceship is so much better than school.
 Air Biscuit: "Snarge" is the official term for pieces of a bird that has been hit by an aircraft.
 Teechur: Apparently, jet fuel melts birds.
Image 194428   07-30-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
755
 
 antipatterns: I'd be more ashamed of The Economist.
 taxKilla: Complementary goods, something something substitution. This economics is weird...
 Demon Universe: I'm trying to imagine a scenario where anyone would prefer you to be reading a poorly drawn hentai instead of just about anything else.
 Jennerator: Alex P. Keaton
 square44: @Mexico good way to liven up their lousy graphs
 Mexico: He cut a hole in The Economist's pages.
Image 194427   07-30-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
172
 
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
 Rat-Butt: Do I have something in my eye?
Image 194426   07-30-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Image 194425 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by robocop. We'll pray for you, robocop.
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