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221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

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221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221511 Science: Awesome mom!

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

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 Robespierre: I prefer mine with lingonberries.
 Teechur: Pooh Bare
 trelyate: he's just excited to see Birdo
 a robot: Pooh doesn't have a tail though.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 I'd give you two +s if I could!
 Ulillillia: Totally Krossed out
 dangerkeith3000: Weenie the Pooh
 dangerkeith3000: oh bother
Image 194397   07-30-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 Sthenolaidas: You can't always escape a retail job, though. Sometimes, it's all you can get in a crowded city, and if you're a student, have fun trying to manage a full time school schedule and a full time job. I worked at a retail store where completely out of touch upper management posted jobs for cashiers "college degree preferred". You take what you can get, and if someone treats you like trash it'd be fleetingly satisfying to feed them a bit of their own medicine.
 Felicity: @Felicity And believe me there are enough of those to go around
 Felicity: That would be great as long as theyre only rude to rude customers
 Mexico: *shows up two hours late for order* *eats order in front of them*
 Mexico: "Why isn't this fried chicken fresh?" "You put in your order for 12, and showed up at 1:30. How don't you understand that things lose their freshness when they sit?"
 Mexico: "What kind of turkey do you have?" "Well, if you'd fucking look down, you'd know."
 hat thrab: @a robot A FUCKING MEN.
 hat thrab: My favorite (working in custom framing where every shop, large or small automatically applies some arbitrary % of discount because no one would ever pay list price): "So....what is it WITH the discount?"
 Nothing: So is there a petition to sign, or
 a robot: And in my own personal, regional version of hell: "Would you like a bag for ten cents?" "Oh you're CHARGING FOR BAGS NOW?!" "Yes it's a city requirement--" "I KNOW WHAT THE LAW IS AND I KNOW WHAT MY RIGHTS ARE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TRYING TO CHEAT ME LIKE THIS--" *shoots you in the fucking face*
 a robot: "Haha, it didn't scan so it must be free!" *shoots you in the fucking face*
 a robot: "Wow, this is expensive!" "I know, I totally raised the price on this one item today just to personally fuck you over!"
 a robot: "Do you work here?" "No, I just wear this company vest and nametag because they are soooo stylish!"
 Volwen: You're right, that item ID on dale. Let me just... Your total is $999999.99
 Greek Fire: "your inhaler is $1.00" " *removes cigarette* I NEVER PAY ANYTHING ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FREEEEEE" *BLAM* "Have a bullet for free"
 Greek Fire: The Purge, but retail workers (including pharmacy techs) can kill customers freely.
 Butcherboy: however when a customer asks "wheres your bathroom?" i usually say its right next to my bedroom
 Butcherboy: they probably mean do you have a public bathroom ya dick
Image 194396   07-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 redmonkey3: Prolly a "Superior" public water supply
 Teechur: Hydroelectric power?
 Teechur: Trickle charge?
 Teechur: Current is current....
 Fiveninety: either he's touching a live wire with his other hand (which wouldn't actually hurt with a neon bulb tester completing the circuit) or something is very, very wrong here
 necronomicon: R2! That's not a scomp link!
 WaffleIron: uhhhh, nooooo? noooooo!
Image 194395   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 redmonkey3: Skull panties ?
Image 194394   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Weeeeeeee!
 Side Boob: See no evil; Hear no evil. Yeah, fuck it.
 Ulillillia: I had a hamster who would fill his cheeks with food, empty it out in his wheel, and then run and send his food flying everywhere.
Image 194393   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Image 194392 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Largehand. Boo, Largehand.
 Robespierre: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
 tib gubb: *slow clap*
 BavidDowie: Lo, Mothre's spaghettee
 dangerkeith3000: hahaha vomit
 WaffleIron: She's a true friend if she's holding your hair while you puke.
 Shay: Ye olde hangoverth.
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 194391   07-30-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 Felicity: I once made up the random phrase Starsky & Hutch Peanut Butter Erection. This is close to that
 Robespierre: Classy. NEXT.
 tib gubb: that shirt's real great
 WTF: "And now a word from Samuel L. Jackson for Reece's"
 WaffleIron: I too have strong positive feelings about peanut butter and chocolate.
Image 194390   07-30-17   Uploaded by    booger
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: @WaffleIron lolol
 Demon Universe: @Yam no, no, no. All Americans are fat. That's science.
 Yam: I don't know enough about European football to know if there are fat slobs in coaching jobs, but I do know US football well enough to know there are trim, athletic and put together coaches.
 WTF: American Hand Egg more like it...
 XLY: One is a sport and the other is a game
 WaffleIron: aren't these two different sports?
 Ulillillia: To be fair we're talking two different sports
 Christina: Those are different sports.
 Knice: YOU ESS AY!! YOU ESS AY!! *throws half-eaten turkey leg at screen*
Image 194389   07-30-17   Uploaded by    rory
Image 194388   07-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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