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238842  bug: Note to self: If someone is writing an apology note, be sure to check what it says.

238848  Yurishiro: [old fashioned beep-boop-beep! noises]

238817  Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.

238845  bug: You have to hum the superman theme song when you use it.

238816  Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!

238835  Yurishiro: Doggone!

238836  Yurishiro: What? This was for real?!

238838  Yurishiro: Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!

238839  Yurishiro: LMAO DEWD UR 2 FNY JK LOL

238848  Christina: R2-D2's grampa.

238824  Mr. Shine: @savvoy too much food in the picture, though?

238841  Yurishiro: "Hi I'm Ms. Big Fluffy Paws and how are you today?"

238831  Mr. Shine: This is pretty Metal!

238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

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238733 Amy Housewine: Maybe it was meant to say "I like furniture".

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238813 savvoy: #justyogathings

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238781 Felicity: I met rock star Lee Aaron, but it was during her jazz phase

238712 Beef Supreme: In the event of a lockdown, he can transform and active shooter into a Jackson Pollock.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238670 El hefe: Shake your phone

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

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 Robespierre: I prefer mine with lingonberries.
 Teechur: Pooh Bare
 trelyate: he's just excited to see Birdo
 a robot: Pooh doesn't have a tail though.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 I'd give you two +s if I could!
 Ulillillia: Totally Krossed out
 dangerkeith3000: Weenie the Pooh
 dangerkeith3000: oh bother
Image 194397   07-30-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 Sthenolaidas: You can't always escape a retail job, though. Sometimes, it's all you can get in a crowded city, and if you're a student, have fun trying to manage a full time school schedule and a full time job. I worked at a retail store where completely out of touch upper management posted jobs for cashiers "college degree preferred". You take what you can get, and if someone treats you like trash it'd be fleetingly satisfying to feed them a bit of their own medicine.
 Felicity: @Felicity And believe me there are enough of those to go around
 Felicity: That would be great as long as theyre only rude to rude customers
 Mexico: *shows up two hours late for order* *eats order in front of them*
 Mexico: "Why isn't this fried chicken fresh?" "You put in your order for 12, and showed up at 1:30. How don't you understand that things lose their freshness when they sit?"
 Mexico: "What kind of turkey do you have?" "Well, if you'd fucking look down, you'd know."
 hat thrab: @a robot A FUCKING MEN.
 hat thrab: My favorite (working in custom framing where every shop, large or small automatically applies some arbitrary % of discount because no one would ever pay list price): "So....what is it WITH the discount?"
 Nothing: So is there a petition to sign, or
 a robot: And in my own personal, regional version of hell: "Would you like a bag for ten cents?" "Oh you're CHARGING FOR BAGS NOW?!" "Yes it's a city requirement--" "I KNOW WHAT THE LAW IS AND I KNOW WHAT MY RIGHTS ARE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TRYING TO CHEAT ME LIKE THIS--" *shoots you in the fucking face*
 a robot: "Haha, it didn't scan so it must be free!" *shoots you in the fucking face*
 a robot: "Wow, this is expensive!" "I know, I totally raised the price on this one item today just to personally fuck you over!"
 a robot: "Do you work here?" "No, I just wear this company vest and nametag because they are soooo stylish!"
 Volwen: You're right, that item ID on dale. Let me just... Your total is $999999.99
 Greek Fire: "your inhaler is $1.00" " *removes cigarette* I NEVER PAY ANYTHING ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FREEEEEE" *BLAM* "Have a bullet for free"
 Greek Fire: The Purge, but retail workers (including pharmacy techs) can kill customers freely.
 Butcherboy: however when a customer asks "wheres your bathroom?" i usually say its right next to my bedroom
 Butcherboy: they probably mean do you have a public bathroom ya dick
Image 194396   07-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 redmonkey3: Prolly a "Superior" public water supply
 Teechur: Hydroelectric power?
 Teechur: Trickle charge?
 Teechur: Current is current....
 Fiveninety: either he's touching a live wire with his other hand (which wouldn't actually hurt with a neon bulb tester completing the circuit) or something is very, very wrong here
 necronomicon: R2! That's not a scomp link!
 WaffleIron: uhhhh, nooooo? noooooo!
Image 194395   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 redmonkey3: Skull panties ?
Image 194394   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Weeeeeeee!
 Side Boob: See no evil; Hear no evil. Yeah, fuck it.
 Ulillillia: I had a hamster who would fill his cheeks with food, empty it out in his wheel, and then run and send his food flying everywhere.
Image 194393   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Image 194392 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

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 Robespierre: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
 tib gubb: *slow clap*
 BavidDowie: Lo, Mothre's spaghettee
 dangerkeith3000: hahaha vomit
 WaffleIron: She's a true friend if she's holding your hair while you puke.
 Shay: Ye olde hangoverth.
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 194391   07-30-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 Felicity: I once made up the random phrase Starsky & Hutch Peanut Butter Erection. This is close to that
 Robespierre: Classy. NEXT.
 tib gubb: that shirt's real great
 WTF: "And now a word from Samuel L. Jackson for Reece's"
 WaffleIron: I too have strong positive feelings about peanut butter and chocolate.
Image 194390   07-30-17   Uploaded by    booger
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: @WaffleIron lolol
 Demon Universe: @Yam no, no, no. All Americans are fat. That's science.
 Yam: I don't know enough about European football to know if there are fat slobs in coaching jobs, but I do know US football well enough to know there are trim, athletic and put together coaches.
 WTF: American Hand Egg more like it...
 XLY: One is a sport and the other is a game
 WaffleIron: aren't these two different sports?
 Ulillillia: To be fair we're talking two different sports
 Christina: Those are different sports.
 Knice: YOU ESS AY!! YOU ESS AY!! *throws half-eaten turkey leg at screen*
Image 194389   07-30-17   Uploaded by    rory
Image 194388   07-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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