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272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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3. Not A Bot
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10. Dr Awkward



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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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Score:
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 fanny: return #201040
 fanny: @jazzjunkie I asked my daughter, she said "it's lemon tea" and gave me a look like I was an idiot for even needing to ask!
 jazzjunkie: @fanny A friend of mine wants to know: is that hibiscus flower tea?
 Teechur: @fanny You need a RAD rubber stamp and a purple ink pad! Looks like your Mini-Me is going to merit many RADs!
 fanny: @Borkf thanks :) we surprised her by putting a door on the tree one night, so now she thinks fairies moved into it :) the tiny furniture was for them :)
 fanny: @SomeCanadian @Annoying Vegan aww thanks :) the kids are pretty great (most of the time:) especially when they do stuff like this
 Whatever: Gentlebugs, our plans for world domination are progressing nicely! Nigel, pass the tea please...
 Borkf: Love this. Also love that you already had the tiny furniture.
 Annoying Vegan : Your kid is RAD, @fanny
 SomeCanadian: I love your family :) @fanny
 Ulillillia: Future entomologist!
 Knice: @fanny I am zero-percent surprised. :-D
 fanny: my 3 year old daughter set up this cicada tea party today :)
Image 194356   07-30-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
537
 
 Jeffrat: Time for a gritty reboot of Pumpkinhead all right
 tib gubb: gets better with age
Image 194355   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
202
 
 Not A Bot: How do you say "excessive hormonal imbalance" in Spanish?
Image 194354   07-30-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
1009
 
 Warrax: Stop. Look. Think. Am I eating myself?
 Air Biscuit: Too many instances of firefox are running at once. Please close some before continuing.
 SomeCanadian: Ouroboros looking good.
 a robot: Longfox is long.
Image 194353   07-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
592
 
 eyeshower: Find the zebra
Image 194352   07-30-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
608
 
 Niels Bohr: @Borkf interesting. I get laid about that often too.
 Horatio: Just in time for the tea party.
 Borkf: @Warrax They only come up on prime number intervals to avoid predators, so it's at least every 7 or so ywars. (They don't use the small primes).
 Warrax: There was a massive outbreak of these things where we lived when I was about 9 or 10 years old. I found a red one; I don't know how rare that is but I thought it was pretty cool.
 Prostata: loud bugs!
 fanny: this one didn't hatch with the others last week #193360
 jochenau: "Welp, time to go screech in an expository summer scene in an anime."
Image 194351   07-30-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
392
 
 Hosebag: And the number of the pooping shall be two. You shall not do number one, unless you then proceed to two. Three is right out.
 White Rice: Someone dropped a deuce on the floor.
 Spazstatic: @El hefe he went number two on the floor?
 El hefe: My son used to do that during potty training
Image 194350   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
121
 
 Ulillillia: Had to pay for three spots for all the reindeer.
 Horatio: Please don't get mugged in the woods, Santa. :(
Image 194349   07-30-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
720
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i want to hear the pitch they gave to the bank for their startup loan
 Warrax: Hell yes.
 Air Biscuit: If it dont doots, we boots.
 Amy Housewine: I admire the proprieter's dedication to doot, but nevertheless: signs like that always give me a strong urge to waste their time.
Image 194348   07-30-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
387
 
 nightmarez: Teenage Wutang Ninja Turtles
 Side Boob: Wu Tang!
Image 194347   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
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