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268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies


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 White Rice: "Ouch."
 Big Beagler: @Dr Awkward She can use her mind to light the grill
 Wooden Spoon: Why have I been seeing so much E.T. Stuff lately?
 The Turks: They get really tender if you lock em in a closet and force feed em nothing but candy.
 teletub: Just when we all thought Drew Barrymore was sane, she opens her E.T.B.B.Q. Restaurant
 Rev80: Elliot finally got tired of his shit..
 redmonkey3: Gotta baste baste baste - they are notoriously tough
 FabricMan: "E... T... roast... slow..."
Image 194107   07-29-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 Bluetocracy: Good People Make Me Happy :)
 Wet farts: Like I've said before... I always rad for good cops
 NonRhetorical: Yeah, take it. Take it in the face.
 Side Boob: Now I want to start a group called "Beer for cops that aren't assholes"
 redmonkey3: see - you CAN be a policeman and NOT kill people at random - also want to buy him beers
 scribbs: I wanna buy that dude a beer.
Image 194106   07-29-17   Uploaded by    younglink
 Noremak: Planned Parenhood Summer Picinic 2017
 celebgate: Man impregnates melon!! Wedding in September!!!
 nightmarez: Dessert at E.T.B.B.Q.
 Horatio: Fine, water melon
 Horatio: This is what happens when a croissants swallows a people seed.
 Sandor: Mmmmm...placentermelon
Image 194105   07-29-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 194104 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. Boo, elahabdh.
Image 194103 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by breadtoaster. Your image was bad, breadtoaster.
 Shay: Toilet paper can be a very dangerous thing.
 tib gubb: what have i done?
 Eleftheros: @Yam they're kindof like mini kangaroos bred with a chinchilla with a cat brain and zero cat skills
 Donut: Blame it on the cat. Yeah, that'll do it.
 SomeCanadian: This just screams Craigslist roommate.
 Yam: First off, I love wallabies. Second, there are pictures of them all over the internet with toilet paper. They just love the stuff I guess?
Image 194102   07-29-17   Uploaded by    shark
 Mike Michael: Rad for that guys hair and chin
 Urn BooUrn: @redmonkey3 He will be locked in his house and molten plastic poured down the chimney. Space Ants are big into poetic justice and ironic punishments.
 tib gubb: i bet he's really proud of himself
 redmonkey3: When the insect overlords arrive - this guy will be high on list of "Fuck That Guy Especially"
 Donut: "Not sure what it does, but it keeps the neighbors away, so there's that."
 a robot: Thinking about thos Ants
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian so metal.
 SomeCanadian: @Urn BooUrn So the entombed corpses of a whole ant nation are on display? Neat. *CLICK*
 Urn BooUrn: For those not sure what you are seeing, he poured liquid plaster down an ant hill, let it harden, and then very carefully dug it up.
Image 194101   07-29-17   Uploaded by    kristy
 Science: I found a 16 MB card the other day on my desk. I need to clean my desk.
 Shay: You were only able to recover a 128 MB SD card, the apocalypse just happened, and you have to transfer your files from your computer because you have to leave it behind. Choose wisely!
 Donut: "128 MB should be enough for anyone." - No One Ever
 WTF: For storing your two favorite .flac encoded songs.
Image 194100   07-29-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 Shay: Typical race-baiting CNN.
 scribbs: @redmonkey3 Historically: according to the Oxford Eng. Dictionary, the origin of the word "cracker" as used to describe Southern white people is that a "crack" was an empty, inflated boast, and poor whites in the south became "crackers" because of all the boasting they did. Surprised the heck out of me, too :-)
 WaffleIron: I really hope the one white guy on the bottom right spent the entire time saying "really?! are we really asking this?!"
 redmonkey3: @scribbs - Wait. Historically, or now ?
 redmonkey3: @scribbs - seriously ? Wow.
 SomeCanadian: @scribbs Much less satisfying than the cruncy, salty snack. I'm going to stick with that definition.
 scribbs: "I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their places of abode." The more you know.
Image 194099   07-29-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
 Science: @Niels Bohr: This is the only move in which I have ever found her attractive, and I can't figure out why. It must be the combo of hair and makeup.
 Theimposter: @Niels Bohr only role where I thought she was attractive.
 l0dan: Look at these crackers
 Mr. Butt: I love Sister Act.
 Donut: Granny Weatherwax? Is that you?
 trelyate: and now that song is stuck in my head
 Niels Bohr: My 7 year old self lusted for Sarah Jessica's character in this.
 SomeCanadian: God I love this movie.
Image 194098   07-29-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
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