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268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

268150  Shay: Dem banana paws.

268156  Shay: Yup, this is Freaking News.

268092  Teechur: This Pepe LePew cosplay is perfect!

268124  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268118  Teechur: @Alaskan Wanna bet? Bella the WonderDog wasn't just given her name. She earned it.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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 Entertainmentalist: I suspect this summons Jacko. Oi!
 Niels Bohr: Pick'n Mix data analysis.
 Fancy Clown: Nexus! Dominus!
 Rev80: Who wouldda thought that the Templars hid the holy grail in Arizona..
 runny999: Outhouse has Gilbert pretty well steaked out.
 caesar: @SomeCanadian Well they're certainly not hailing seitan
 Sadbot: They inscribed a giant pentagram with the most unholy of chain restaurants and perfectly applied Bloomin Onion to the unwary. Still, Satan didn't show, because he'd rather be in Hell than Arizona.
 BavidDowie: Hail Steakan
 SomeCanadian: Hail Satan!
Image 193936   07-28-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
175
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 193935   07-28-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
954
 
 johnnyc: @Felicity An important word got switched there. That should say I l*o*v*e cats. I suck at life.
 mrmaestro: I hate cats
 karmakat: DOUBLE TONGUE OUT EFFECT!
 Jalamunch Totorito: LIVIN' ON THE EDGE!
 Greifer: Catnip overdose
 SomeCanadian: THESE CATS ARE PROBABLY NICE.
 FabricMan: BFF (best felines forever)
 fanny: d8:[ ]:8p
Image 193934   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Image 193933 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by habbekratz. Your image was bad, habbekratz.
Score:
637
 
 karmakat: NOT THE NIPPLES!!!
 Hungy Dingus: "Ecce homo"
 Greifer: Hands off Laocoon!
 Knice: The ol marble narples.
 Not A Bot: Remember, you don't need an oxygen tank or anything to breathe in space, you just need to make sure your head is inside some kind of bubble-shaped helmet!
 SomeCanadian: You'd think that after 600 years the nipple rings would lose their effectiveness, but nope.
 San DoDo: What internet provider would you like? Oh, it's just us? Well, yeah...
Image 193932   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
315
 
 Science: @Wooden Spoon: They only offer identification if a wand is placed directly over the chip. I'd love for them to be GPS enabled or something...
 Jorp Lulter: Refuse the mark of the beast
 Wooden Spoon: @Science: aren't those designed to help you track your dog?
 antipatterns: No Chips No Masters
 Science: Not that I don't think this is dumb, but an RFID chip that is going to be in your hand only has a range of like 4 inches. Nobody is going to get tracked by the MAN with this thing. It's like the microchip in your dog.
 phonk: The day my employer decides to implant me with a microchip is the day I kill him.
 KrazyKat: NBR - faux alternative when NPR is defunded?
 bug: Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated.
 SomeCanadian: Long live the new flesh!
 Ulillillia: Pro: for employer. Con: for employee.
 fanny: @SunWukong it's real, i read about it a couple of days ago, implant in the webbing between your thumb and pointer finger, clock into work, pay at the cafeteria... I don't think they've been implanted yet but in the near future
 Rev80: I can see why you would chip Professionals, but Convicts have already payed their dues.. leave 'em alone..
 SunWukong: I looked this up. I think it's real? Is it real? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit....
 Mr. Shine: Seriously folks, don't do this.
Image 193931   07-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
443
 
 Beef Supreme: Yeah, and Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
 Bu7Z: Bread is one of the earliest memes.
 Air Biscuit: Bread is nice. Consume
 Sadbot: The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker are the original Illuminati.
 Ulillillia: Alex Jones is getting lazy.
 a robot: Probably.
 Hosebag: They're just trying to make some dough.
 Mr. Shine: This checks out?
 fakeusername: (sees a product that was the reason for inventing agriculture and from that the entirety of civilization) follow the money, sheeple!
 fakeusername: no I'm pretty sure bread is real
 Rev80: Don't forget about Big Yeast. Those corporate bastards!
 SomeCanadian: You keep using that word- I do not think it means what you think it means.
Image 193930   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
445
 
 Sauce Packets: It's their altar - they worship him.
 Sandor: Taste the rainbow.
 Hosebag: Somebody painted his yoohoo gold.
 Rev80: Maybe they think he has Lucky Charms..
 a robot: I like cute animals and also chintzy shit you find at the thrift store.
Image 193929   07-28-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
351
 
 uncannie: Has anyone seen the German film /Men.../ (1985)?
 suckit: No coffee? Savage.
 WaffleIron: Who won last nights poo flinging?
 Hosebag: Keep your hands off my kitchen, you damned filthy ape.
 DrinkMixMan: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional
 Rev80: The job market is brutal for higher primates..
 SomeCanadian: Dr. Zaius sequel looking pretty chill.
Image 193928   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
413
 
 salmiakki: Theres no such thing as whale teriyaki. QED
 Bu7Z: @VoR my sister tried the whole 'meals per life' thing, so beef is better than chicken for example because one cow feeds more people than one chicken. Then I pointed out that whale was the best option and she kinda dropped it after that.
 VoR: @Bu7Z a lot the world doesnt eat meat..
 Bu7Z: @VoR I thought it would be way higher than that.
 Air Biscuit: *no animals were harmed in the changing of this channel
 karmakat: green...ERR ORANGE POWER!
 SomeCanadian: Don't be stupid. Everyone knows only potatoes carry the necessary zinc oxide and lead to maintain appropriate electrical conductivity.
 VoR: I eat less meat so not too be greedy. I read that for every person the world about 6 animals are killed. Every year. I am not against meat but that is too much.
 Rev80: At least the remote will get it's 100% daily allowance of Beta-Carotene
 NoRagrets: @SunWukong Fine with me. More meat and dairy for me.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: doh im just a level two vegetarian.... mwah mwahhhh.
 SunWukong: Yeah I'm vegan. Yeah it makes me better than you. No I don't expect you to like hearing it. :)
 Annoying Vegan : *narrows eyes, taps fingertips together*
Image 193927   07-28-17   Uploaded by    obama
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