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257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

257958  Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?



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Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: I suspect this summons Jacko. Oi!
 Niels Bohr: Pick'n Mix data analysis.
 Fancy Clown: Nexus! Dominus!
 Rev80: Who wouldda thought that the Templars hid the holy grail in Arizona..
 runny999: Outhouse has Gilbert pretty well steaked out.
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Well they're certainly not hailing seitan
 Sadbot: They inscribed a giant pentagram with the most unholy of chain restaurants and perfectly applied Bloomin Onion to the unwary. Still, Satan didn't show, because he'd rather be in Hell than Arizona.
 BavidDowie: Hail Steakan
 SomeCanadian: Hail Satan!
Image 193936   07-28-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
175
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 193935   07-28-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
954
 
 johnnyc: @Felicity An important word got switched there. That should say I l*o*v*e cats. I suck at life.
 mrmaestro: I hate cats
 karmakat: DOUBLE TONGUE OUT EFFECT!
 Jalamunch Totorito: LIVIN' ON THE EDGE!
 Greifer: Catnip overdose
 SomeCanadian: THESE CATS ARE PROBABLY NICE.
 FabricMan: BFF (best felines forever)
 fanny: d8:[ ]:8p
Image 193934   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Image 193933 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by habbekratz. Your image was bad, habbekratz.
Score:
637
 
 karmakat: NOT THE NIPPLES!!!
 Hungy Dingus: "Ecce homo"
 Greifer: Hands off Laocoon!
 Knice: The ol marble narples.
 Not A Bot: Remember, you don't need an oxygen tank or anything to breathe in space, you just need to make sure your head is inside some kind of bubble-shaped helmet!
 SomeCanadian: You'd think that after 600 years the nipple rings would lose their effectiveness, but nope.
 San DoDo: What internet provider would you like? Oh, it's just us? Well, yeah...
Image 193932   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
315
 
 Science: @Wooden Spoon: They only offer identification if a wand is placed directly over the chip. I'd love for them to be GPS enabled or something...
 Jorp Lulter: Refuse the mark of the beast
 Wooden Spoon: @Science: aren't those designed to help you track your dog?
 antipatterns: No Chips No Masters
 Science: Not that I don't think this is dumb, but an RFID chip that is going to be in your hand only has a range of like 4 inches. Nobody is going to get tracked by the MAN with this thing. It's like the microchip in your dog.
 phonk: The day my employer decides to implant me with a microchip is the day I kill him.
 KrazyKat: NBR - faux alternative when NPR is defunded?
 bug: Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated.
 SomeCanadian: Long live the new flesh!
 Ulillillia: Pro: for employer. Con: for employee.
 fanny: @SunWukong it's real, i read about it a couple of days ago, implant in the webbing between your thumb and pointer finger, clock into work, pay at the cafeteria... I don't think they've been implanted yet but in the near future
 Rev80: I can see why you would chip Professionals, but Convicts have already payed their dues.. leave 'em alone..
 SunWukong: I looked this up. I think it's real? Is it real? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit....
 Mr. Shine: Seriously folks, don't do this.
Image 193931   07-28-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
443
 
 Beef Supreme: Yeah, and Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
 Bu7Z: Bread is one of the earliest memes.
 Air Biscuit: Bread is nice. Consume
 Sadbot: The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker are the original Illuminati.
 Ulillillia: Alex Jones is getting lazy.
 a robot: Probably.
 Hosebag: They're just trying to make some dough.
 Mr. Shine: This checks out?
 fakeusername: (sees a product that was the reason for inventing agriculture and from that the entirety of civilization) follow the money, sheeple!
 fakeusername: no I'm pretty sure bread is real
 Rev80: Don't forget about Big Yeast. Those corporate bastards!
 SomeCanadian: You keep using that word- I do not think it means what you think it means.
Image 193930   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
445
 
 Sauce Packets: It's their altar - they worship him.
 Sandor: Taste the rainbow.
 Hosebag: Somebody painted his yoohoo gold.
 Rev80: Maybe they think he has Lucky Charms..
 a robot: I like cute animals and also chintzy shit you find at the thrift store.
Image 193929   07-28-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
351
 
 uncannie: Has anyone seen the German film /Men.../ (1985)?
 suckit: No coffee? Savage.
 WaffleIron: Who won last nights poo flinging?
 Hosebag: Keep your hands off my kitchen, you damned filthy ape.
 DrinkMixMan: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional
 Rev80: The job market is brutal for higher primates..
 SomeCanadian: Dr. Zaius sequel looking pretty chill.
Image 193928   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
413
 
 salmiakki: Theres no such thing as whale teriyaki. QED
 Bu7Z: @VoR my sister tried the whole 'meals per life' thing, so beef is better than chicken for example because one cow feeds more people than one chicken. Then I pointed out that whale was the best option and she kinda dropped it after that.
 VoR: @Bu7Z a lot the world doesnt eat meat..
 Bu7Z: @VoR I thought it would be way higher than that.
 Air Biscuit: *no animals were harmed in the changing of this channel
 karmakat: green...ERR ORANGE POWER!
 SomeCanadian: Don't be stupid. Everyone knows only potatoes carry the necessary zinc oxide and lead to maintain appropriate electrical conductivity.
 VoR: I eat less meat so not too be greedy. I read that for every person the world about 6 animals are killed. Every year. I am not against meat but that is too much.
 Rev80: At least the remote will get it's 100% daily allowance of Beta-Carotene
 NoRagrets: @SunWukong Fine with me. More meat and dairy for me.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: doh im just a level two vegetarian.... mwah mwahhhh.
 SunWukong: Yeah I'm vegan. Yeah it makes me better than you. No I don't expect you to like hearing it. :)
 Annoying Vegan : *narrows eyes, taps fingertips together*
Image 193927   07-28-17   Uploaded by    obama
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